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Show When Washington wort. It wns at tho battle of Monmouth thai Washington aroused the admlra Hon of an officer who overheard a few pungent and uphurou exclamations from Ihe father of his counlrj "Yes. sir: he swore on Hint day Til the leaves shook on the teees charming, delightful! Never havo I enjoyed such swearing before or since. Sir, on tha'. ever-niemornblo day he swore like si. angel from Heaven." Philadelphia U-dgcr. Vulgarity Is amusing only to the vulgar, and they are nut worth sinus lug. SKIN HUMOR 25 YEARS "Cutlrura did wonders for mo For twenty rive years I suffered agony from terrible humor, completely covering cov-ering my head, neck and shoulders, so even lo my wile, I became an object of dread. At large expense I consult ed Ihe uiost able doctors far and near Their treatment was nf no avail, nor was that of the Hospital, during six months' efforts. I suffered on and concluded there was no help lor me this side ol Ihe grave. Then I heard of some one w ho bad been cured by Ciitlcura Itemedlea and thought that a trial could do no harm. In a surprisingly short lime I was com plclely cured. 8. P. Keyes, 147 Congress Con-gress St., Huston, Mass., Oct. ISOK ' Face Covered with Pimples "I congratulate Ciitlcura upou my aiiecdy recovery from pimples which covered my face. I used Ciitlcura Soup Ointment and llesolvenl for len duys aur,my face cleared and 1 am perfect rill. I had tried doctors for sev-rsl sev-rsl month but got no results. Wm.J. Hudllcr. 1014 Busiiuehsnra Ave., Philadelphia. Phila-delphia. May 1, 1909." Changed. "lie used to kiss me every time we passed through a tunnel before our Diarrlngn," said the llltlu woman, Willi ad nili'i lions. "And docs he do so nnw?"asked the bosom friend. "No, ho takes a drink." Salesmen Host Commission Offer on Karlh. New all retailers samples, sam-ples, coat pocket, "lloston," Dept. C 1, Iowa City, Iowa. When doctors disagree they are apt to niuke sarcastic remurks about each other that anvor of the truth. TO I't'HK A I III II IN I INK IMV r.ka t.AXATIVK Intuitu Unll.itia Tal.lrta. .",r,u.. it,.l it...!., , ii ii (ana I., t ura. g. w OHoVaShilialuruullributtS. ttf. Borne iMHiplo'a morals are like their best dollies only worn on extraordinary extraordin-ary occasions. ! I'KIIIIY IIAVIH I'AIXHII.I.KR aani.ni'i.l.-n..iitaili.niifi".trH n' jt.araa I.1IH.I r.-WMtr L.r I u ... I."- aiiati.a, I'l.-utuy i t'.lilw.le.,'i'.Ba!aaUwt AlalldiuUlk. The bravest dentist Isn't anxious to j look Into the Jaws of death. Mr. XTInslnw' Smithing rrtip. ftauiUMUiNI,Bllatala.ciirtwu.UttJlki ' Itou a twill. j Gossips multiply everything they j hear by two. Story of a Moving Pumpkin. A pumpkin was seen lo walk acrnas Ihe field by Vis. Samuel II. Illgtlt of Skowegan rerently. When she saw It she thought her eyes were decelv lug her. but rhe soon MTcelved lhal the pumpkin moved c little way, ; stopped and then turned In another iilrei lli.n. She watched this object for i some time and lold one of her nelgh- burs. The mystery was solved, but the two women did nol dare to go I nearer the moving vegetable, but culled a man who kuoi ki d the pump-- pump-- kin over and found a polecat. The skunk hud crawled under Ihe pumpkin and stuck his head lino n hole In It and was unable to extricate himself from II and had walked on us best he could with the pumpkin on his back. Lewlslon Journal. Friendly Birds. .Most nf the birds and mammals have the fear of man In their henrts. and are dirtlcult lo approach, but others show no great concern. The Alaskan Jays, for Instance, are devoted ennip lollowcrs. "1 hey proved useful as scavengers." says Mr. OagiHid, "and rooked oatmeal seemed to nil rati them even more than raw meat. They many tlmea hopped iiImiuI the campllre, or perched on the lent polce and ropes. Their harsh chattering was not always pleasant, but waa anrne-whnl anrne-whnl atoned for by Ihelr lesa fro qui nt soft whistle and their iert and confident ways, sn on tho whole their presence, was welcomed." Rough en Rats In Out Building. In at'tlitig Knuiih on Itata in nut biuld-itiir biuld-itiir after nutins It well with anv IimmI ilr-Pi.lt ilr-Pi.lt .1 tlimn.arinrnte into aniall lilt", place un at vrral pin t-a of hoartla. and put llirar lure and there undrr the llta.r. Clear up all nM-ninira lata rnntitfh fur laisa, Cst nr Cliii'lti-n In enter, but Irave at.m amall elteniiisa fer lttla In get in Slid nut. tin 3V l.. nf Itttimh on Itata. Is-ing all pmann, will mk enniiiih mivtiir In rlcar out in on nr tiro nishla asttmsa, hiin.lrnl i f Mala and Mir IV . IV . 7V , st Druggial. K. S. Wrlla, .Irrary City, N. J. Hamlin Wiuir.t Gil will knock the sputa ell a sine threat It' tiar mnkea ti.tiHibtia. tpi,nv anil diphtheria miitiai-Me. miitiai-Me. It I ainiply grrat fur the iclief of all pain, atiretna ami inltmiiialinti. One mau'a -hobby may bo another man a night tiuiro V ii;!:i:zsnCTja.-ii::.ii.i!ii.,:.., For Infants n! Children. IpSTBfllATha.Kind-ycuHaso - rfr:,.J Always Bought IS Airgciotk Preparation for A- M fJ jimiltilinSfhc FoodatirlRegiila- Ponra fViO w IjB linfilts? Stomachs and IWlsof w0aiVO tUO irA as m mmmmWR Signature XljJ lii'' Promotrs Diftelion,Crcrful- M f M c) .rssanrilvCM Contains neither rvP lvlr l: Opium, Morphine nor Mineral V Vr 5i NotNaticotic CkMljT 'J A.;. OU OrSAMllXtruK VVm a!, .t:.sl- ilV Si ( iff1 111 ,0 tT" ' Mlkt II fro! A perfect Krriedy forCoirillpa. Vf 4( II Q 0 J". lion. Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea, 111' w x W, W'orrrs.Convulsions.Fevtrish- I 11 m n M nest and Lots SOrSLCCP 1 M 101 IIVRI facsimile Signature of y lhri Ynnrs O Tke CgNTAUH Company, I Ills If IUQi ' NEW YORK. NiuarnntoTininoVi' th foodaj t(Jfgl Q wlH 11111 Uc Copy of Wn(v, NNnu.Htn mimiint iimmmmm RAW FURS IJIshittl in pin nr,.l'.,t,.r,i. i., ruiSnis. i it i l linn i Muni, i ii. law, rU. t .MtaH. t,b. HaaW nt, a S. We Give Away Q AbsotofelyFreeofCostrJ.l The People's Common Sense Medical Adviser, in I'lain laWJ 1' ' ' 1 I njliih, or Medicine hiraplilicd, by K. V, Tierce, M. I)., JUft. ' Ciid Conaulling I'liysiciso to the Invalids' I Intel snd Sur- B gical In.tilule at llulfalo, a book ol IU0N lre pages and " over 700 illustrstions, lo strong paper covers, to sny one sending 21 one-Mot alsinps to cover cost of msiliug , or, in French doth binding for 31 sismps, i Over 6H0.0O0 copies ol this complete I'smily Doctor Hook weie sold In cloth I binding st regular price of SI.S0. Alterwsrds, one snd a hall million copies vera given away as shove. A new, up-to-date revised edition Is now ready for mailing, iletter send NOW. before sll are gone. Address Wnsio'l Un. raNSAav Msdical Association, H. V. i'ieroe, M. 1)., President, llulfalo, N. V, DR. PUCRCIi'S FAVORITI! PRI-SCRIPTION THE ONF. HPMFDY (or woman's peculiar ailments good enough lhal its makers are not afraid to print on Its outside wrapper Ita every Ingredient. No Secrets No Deception. THE ONE REMEDY lor woman which contains bo alcohol aa4 bo iMbll-formiug drugs. Made from native medicinal forest roots f well otcbllabed curative value. A woman may bo as old aa ibshb - ,' : look, bul II makes a dlfferrBcai " J whether It'a before or after she t dressed to go out. 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