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Gives ooe a sweet breath clean, whiter germ-fre- e mouth end OWNIE BUSH. EVERY player on the Detroit team IFcould play ball like Ty Cobb and Ownle Bush, the Tigers shortstop, there would be no doubt who would win the American league championship this year. But Jennings Isn't fortunate enough to have a team of Cobbs and Bushes Consequently there Is some doubt whether he will be able to overcome the lead Philadelphia has on him at present Fans are figuring however that the Tigers will finish as good as second.' Bush has been a great help to the Tigers ever since be donned the Detroit uniform. Some of the experts say he Is the greatest shortstop In the American league. Hes a sensational player and covers a world of ground. Nothing seems too fast for him to at least get his hands on and the batsmen of opposing teams have had many safe hit spoiled by his work. Bushs worth as a fielder doesn't show In the averages. He reaches and break down so many hits that another shortstop would never get near that be Is charged with many errors. His all around ability makes him the star shortstop. He Is a good hitter, one of the best men In the league on the bases and plavs the bag well In addition to his marvelous fielding Ability. Sheriff Mullen, of Navasota, Texas, the most obstinate club owner I bare ever met, says Jimmy 'Gilman There are people, I am sorry to. say, right here in Cleveland,, whn.actually of doubt the some of the starlea 1 have been telk ing about the curious and wonderful things that happened in the baseball fields down In the big state, but every resident of old Navasota will swear to a bat I am about to tell you nowt "Ted Sullivan sent uf down from Dallas to Navasota one day to play Sheriff Mullen's team. We had been guaranteed $280 and, as all our expense were to be paid, we took along only two new league balls.' The Navasotas came on the field with only one, making three altogether, The outfield in Navasota was slm-plone big pasture where Sheriff Mullen's horses, pigs, cows and sheep graved at will. Among the animals was a pet broncho, and 1 noticed while we were at practise that this broncho would start In mad pursuit of every ball batted out near where he was browsing. He chewed up two or three old balls used In the warming up period and I began to get suspicious. ""Pleae take that paltry to the stable end - lock him up, t said 1 the Navasotas owner. Not on your life,' Mullen . jsaid Hes got as much right here as the umpire or you yourself. Moreover the home team makes its own ground rules down In this section of the state. Dont forget that No, sir, broncho " stays right where he Is. . It meant $109 extra for us If we won the game, but there was nothing for us to do but to abide by the borne club-'rules. was y The umpire called it a home run an( - I we let It go at that , We were still far ahead of thf home team, but 1 had forgotten that we had but one more balL In tbi next Inning there was another Ion) drive to left center, and once mon the broncho pounced on the ball. The outfielders seized-th- e anting and tried to wrest the ball from lb mouth, but the sphere bad alreadl been well masticated and was beyonl t redemption. 'The game had to be called befon five Innings bad been completed b cause there were no more balls. I The fans demanded tbelr monel back because they hadnt seen a ful game, but we afterwards learned thf this was Just a little bit Of stage plaj put on for the purpose of fooling us. The umpire declared It no ga n and we finally compromised by accept Ing $180 Instead of our $280 guarantee, and our $100 extra money, and all be cause I could find nothing In the book of rules to prevent a club owner from broncho In bit pasturing a own outfield. It was a full year before I had a chance to get even partially even Then, one day, we played the Nava sotas In Texarkana. Our half of the park was inTeias and the other half In Arkansas. One of Sheriff Mul len'e players got rough with one ol my, men and was arrested. Mullen tried to get his player acquitted ob the'grounds fharthe assault was com niltted in Texas and that there was no law on the 'statute books of that 'state making the assault a misdemeanor." T got a surveyor To take measure ments and he found that the assault really occurred In Arkansas and Mul-llhad to pay a $10 fine. , bait-eatin- g Five times In the history of baseball has a first baseman gone through a game without having a put out. In the contest between Pittsburg and Chicago recently, Hofmao of the Cubs did not have a, put out Hla only chance was a throw from Tinker and be dropped that. It was the first time In the history of the game that that record has been- - hung up. Here are the other four marks: July 21, 1861 In New York City, First Baseman Mutuals in a game wltb Alpine. August 6, 1881 McCauley, first baseman of the Washington American association team, in a game with Colum1 bus. O., club. 1906 23. of the Donahue May Jtggs Chicago White Sox, In a game wltb the New York Highlanders. August"' l2""'l906Emergon7" firs! baseman of the Monson, Mass., team in a game with the Stamford, Conn., club. Bill Dinneen, who at one time was a star pitcher for the Boston club, more recently with St. Louis, and .now one of Ban Johnson's umpires, is making Dinneen Is right good at that Job. on top of ail The plays, and there never will be any overruling with Tom slons while be is at work M SoTar ae the both work f ogefher C)nD0,iyThey a was cinch from start the cerned it we. omneen bas been going and we bad them 17 to 6 at tbe end of tbe second inning. All this time the broncho had been In view of the fact that the new nibbling grass out sear the fence and paying but little attention to tbe play-- ' home of the White Cox in Chicago is ers. In the third Inning Virgil Garvin, very' large, and It will be possible to the Navasotas' pitcher, hit a fly that hit a home run to any field inside the was muffed by our eenterflelder. The j fences, it is believed that they will ball rolled out by the fence, where It e at a disadvantage, for it has been was Immediately gobbled up by tbe some time since Chicago had a home-rubroncho. hitter of the caliber of Harry Another new ball was put Into play, Davis, Sam Crawford, 8tanage, Engle, and the next batter "up for Navasota Jake Stahl and others. ' Hughey, Duffy, to left center. drove a tbree-bagghowever, says that he Intends te remMy outfielders bad no chance td re- edy that fault next season, having Intrieve the ball, for the broncho was structed the scouts to sign up nothing hitters of the Home after it as soon as It left tbe bat and ut home-ruhad chewed it into a shapeless mass Run Haggerty and "8wat Milligan ten seconds after it struck tbe ground. stripe. s n -- n About seven years ago a small abrasion appeared on my" right leg Just above my ankle. It irritated me so tbat l began to scratch it. and It began to spread until my leg from my ankle to the knee was one solid scale like a scab. The irritation was always worse at night and would not allow me to sleep, or my wife either, and It was completely ' undermining our health- - I lost fifty pounds in weight and waa almost out of my mind with pain and chagrin as no matter where tbe Irritation came, at work, on tl j street or In the presence of company, I wouldhaveto scratch it until I had the blood running down Into my shoe. I simply cannot describe my sufferTbe ing during those seven years. pain, mortification, loaa of sleep, both to myself and wife is simply indescribable on paper and one has to experience it to know what It is. "I tried all kinds of doctors and remedies but 1 might as well have thrown my money down a sewer. They would Ary up for a little while and fill me with hope only to break out again Just as bsd if not worse. 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