Ogden Standard-Examiner | 1922-02-10 | Page 4 | Smile with Sims

SMILE WITH SIMS i Farmers are supporting Ford's Mui? cle Shoals plan. They are also supporting sup-porting all the rest of us. The most chased lady on earth is f hi one on the new dollar. Wouldn't it be great if all grouches werer as bad off as they think tiJ iare? Fine motto: Listen to reason rea-1 son when you listen Kwry man wishes his wife could cook as well as he tells his friends she can. Humors say the new dollars ire 'n circulation, but the report Is hard to verify. '.ii.rn.iti j,1rl- art. ; Hilary'" v,ls nu-r. But when you ask one for lor 1 ind : ou usually get a whole girl. Gees will be geese. They hnv? started north for the summer New York Is probably opening smoking smok-ing rooms for women because there Isn't any room for them at home. "I miss my husband," walls a prominent promi-nent divorce. A little practice would improve her aim i - i Mexico is discussing a prohibition law; but not as much as we are. The only difference between stum bllng blocks and stepping stones Is in I tho way you use them. New brooms sweep clean; but new dresses don't sweep at all. "Women who paint are dishonest." jsays the Salvation Army commander ; They do steal a good look Bottled beer was discovered In the rrijcn of Edward VI by accident It Is '' Mill discovered the same. way. j