Show 11 HELL ML is paved with good intentions and so was the liberal platform but somebody spoiled the job ob in paving paying arii THINKING ra ag OF a liberal majority in utah an ancient poe poet t and impossible cant be and uever never comes to pass ti ROSCO MON SIMON THUS defined the pi platform atford of the utah liberals immodest words admit of no defense for want of decency is want of sense IAGO VAN ZILE til ill have hayo your john T gaine caine on the hip hili so ho lie hag has on oil the hip heel lice and head bead and big his ii limbs feel sore for fonts its too heavy a load SAYS THE honorable P T van iran zile in the words of the late lamented a I am a man whom r fortune hath cruelly scratched tri anc LOCAL pronunciation of geographical names is oft often daffe different from what would elsewhere be expected from the spelling A congress of french geographical societies has adopted the principle that geographical names with a few c exceptions should be pronounced in the local way k IT is held by mons P do tchi hatchen that tho the great deserts of asia and africa arc are not recently raised sea beds but were uplifted at remote geological epochs their sands being the product of rocks gre gated by atmospheric causes in stead of showing a marine origin the asiatic deserts atre are mu much ch older than the Sab sahara arii IN A I RECENT paper dr drysdale dalgof of london showed that it could BO no longer be a matter of doubt that humanized lymph should be entirely abandoned in favor of calf lymph for vaccination as has been done in tho the united states several physicians of wide experience testified in 1880 that animal vaccination was a perfect preservative against small por but the if lymph taken from human subjects very often fails to protect cramen has made some experiments on the nutrition of a Z man in his sixty fourth year who had practiced vegetarianism since since ho lie was eleven he finds that a strictly Z vegetable diet may maintain the bodily and mental functions eions but it only suffices to prolong life when the quantity of vegetables is is reduced by introduction of animal albumen in the form of milk and eggs he recommends the less bulky mixed diet as the tile more practical and economical food for man BOB bon ilar was interviewed on the effect of tho the democratic triumph at the tuesday election we dont see why bob should be a special object of inter interview yiew on this occasion as he does not figure prominently in politics or anything else except star route defense saidee said he it looks to mo me now as though h general sherman would be the next pres ident went the republicans will bo be compelled to take such a man as general i sherman hcrman fe and sherman is the only man I know that stalwarts Stal warts half breeds reformers and civil service gentlemen can all unite on general sherman is a soldier and a statesman this will be news for tecumseh but we are afraid bob did not bob ob up serenely on this occasion but will be sadly left tue LIBERALS are at present enjoying that delightful state of mind described by scott in his lady of the lake canto HI III stanza 22 where the great scotch bard nays tho the sickening pang of hop hope defered but then the poet montgomery administers to their parched lips a cooling zooling drop of consolation cono lation when he says hope against hope and ask till ye rec recelle eLve yet thero there comes byron the cynical author of the corsair who dispels the fond liberal a tiona with cruel words alope withering dand he mercy rcy aish sigh ed d farewell I I |