| Show fried froth when the 13 bey first hears beirs the mar seil laise aise 11 lie to wil will of course want toj to know what that tunis bulletin A ten dollar bill will hire your family doc torito torto order you to eo go on a six 11 weeks trip for your lic health alth awon boston transcript tho The archery clubs have commenced practicing and the gla glass ss eye man manufactory i in ill pittsburg is working double time tinie ex ir did tid you call your brother a liar asked the stern parent 11 well replied the culprit I isaid said lio 11 awas was a sewing machine agent an old lady said she never could imagine where all the smiths lis camo came from front until eho she saw a largo large sign of smith manufacturing company A young man sent 60 cents to a firm that a advertised verti sed a receipt to prevent bad dreams ho ile received a slip of paper on oil which was written dont go to sleep josli josh billings says that an all enthusiast is a man who believes about four times as much jas As he lie can call prove and who can call prove about four times as much as Rs anybody believes an old lady in the country whose whoso son recently visited boston complained that his health had been injured by inheriting the gas in his sleeping room at the hotel jones lias has got an all idea he lle suspects that newfoundland was so called because of the newfoundland dogs that inhabit that country nobody but jones would ever have made so startling a discovery they met they smiled they wept the they loved lie if e called ca led her ber berhane jane she called him thomas A richer man rode down the lane and tom brought suit for breach of promise A A texas girl a merry young tiling thing who did not know it was loaded pointed a revolver at the head of her e r lover tover and so remarked I am going to shoot you jim As they do 10 not hang people for murder in that state she will live and die dio a spinster ex why 11 said the patent medicine man did jid I larrup the hide off that detroit editor why lie agreed to write a puff if for me and then said that anat anybody oda who once used my medicine would woul never use any other egad I be lie scared seared everybody in town of me except the undertakers the rapidity with which buildings are erected is a constant wonder that house remarked an observing gentleman F ittleman on buel street yesterday was was only begun three weeks ago and now they arc are putting in the lights yes said his friend and in three weeks lore more they will put in the livers ly As a young man latent night was sitting by his window for a chance to hurl a missile at the cats that worried him a neighbor passing by said to him I suppose you have an object lit in view view in in sitting up there so late yes was the r reply oly as he held up tip the bootjack and ef t also have an object in hand ready for the object in view |
