Show fried froth an important gathering A boil acorn ou on the tree is worth two autho on the toe it id hard to persuade a man inan that A it rich widow handsome hand soine men wh were era in the arm army y became colonels and generals at the close of the war A 17 kentucky astronomer lias has discovered six new comets no fil family can afford to bo be without a comet this season mrs partington says her health is much improved since she began taking camelopard and salary pills it is well to remember while mak making i lovo love to a cross eyed woman that lovo looks not with the eyes but with the mind philosophers are said to bear the tile toothache with the most perfect equanimity equa nimi ity but herbert spencer does not enlighten us upon this point A boardinghouse boarding house bouse keeper like the rest of us bus has her weak and strong points the weak point being her tea and her ter strom strong point the butter there were enough general and colonels Col enels at yorktown to take command of any array army of men some of them had bad seen a gun gunton toa all citizens of washington arc are not officeholders office holders bu buffalo ato courier no maam the other half keep boarding house while waiting their turn some professors assert that a worm on a fishhook fish hook bouk suffers cufr ers no yain ain wc we now understand why aliey tl ey squirm they merely want to take a little exercise cise an oyster never gets a chance to really enjoy his bed before he is compelled to get up and have his premises entered and himself swallowed by the ruthless invader it was coleridge who when asked by a shallow fellow do you really rea y believe that an ass ever spoke to balaam replied I have been spoken to the same way myself an editor received a letter from a subscriber asking him to pu publish blish a curo cure for appletree apple tree worms lie ile replied that he ile could not sug suggest CA a cure until lie ile knew know what aim ailed the worms it may be that sir jenkins is is a very profane p ane man said the deacon but the interest he be takes in the cleathen heathen amounts to a year so we dont feel called upon to expel him from the society advertisements are not always literary productions A gentleman probably to not the manner born announced that he lie had three upper u rooms in in hi hil house to let viz a cellar ce llara si kitchen kit clien and a back yard when an object is brought too close to the human eye it cannot be seen for that reason we cannot see a fault in ourselves which we plainly sec in ot others liers PS P S and lots of us dont want to adolphus although the presidents cabinet has hadnot not yet been formed you may igind find arthurs cabinet pictures for sale in all the tile bookstore vanderbilt Vanderbil is said to haye have spent on his new house the rhe country is now waiting to see what kind of a castle Vander bilta plumber will put up queer old world the small boy gets whipped and the photographer grap tier gets gos the money for making faces file es its a queer world as sir mr richard deadeye would say I wish to be a friend to the friend friendless lesi a f father ather to the fatherless and what is more a widow t to alie wi dowless said nid a gushing speaker at ata a recent revival meeting virginia wants duelling buelling du elling substituted for base baseball ball as the national game because the former is less destructive gme to life and limb but our young men prefer er a pastime that partakes artakey of a little excitement and saner danger it may flatter your vanity gentle reader to tell you that lye ye know ow a wealthy who would readily give if he be could only hear you sing sin your favorite song but it is true nevertheless alas he hd is stone deaf I it is difficult to get the noise out of a boy of course you can call get some noise out of him but you can never draw off his entire supply ten reu fourth of f julys and three circus parades pam ld would leave him just as full as when he lie began 41 have you seen my daughters new baby asktis a proud grandmother of a neighbor yes it is a handsome baby but how small it is I oh thaes not surprising sup the doctor who attended her wasa was a 11 |