Show fractional currency debt is a stubborn thing and it generally manages to havo its own way the more you contract it the larger it gets can you prove kimt a tail is a heat yes a dog chases his tail and never catches it so alie tail is always head ahead a see smarty are men in the world who aro so close that they would use the bark of a dog for medicinal purpose if possible it has been so long since any fam ily was murdered in kempar county that the mississippi railroads are be ginning to advertise the great attractions that state offers to emigrants well after all colonel moses did a great deal bettor alian alio most of us ho made such accurate mistakes that it lias taken alie world several thousand to discover what they were sergeant bates says he is going to take a wheelbarrow and beat time sergeant bates had a great deal better go to west virginia and dig ginseng more money in it ohio and indiana are the great competitors in the pardoning business at present we believe alie score shows eliat ohio has pardoned the most criminal but indiana lias pardoned the worst an exchange says alcohol will clean out the inside afan inkstand clean out the inside of a book a little more thoroughly and quickly than anything else on record now that the country has resumed specie payments who going to pay for our next suit of clothes N K this is a question eliat interests tho stricken tailor a great deal more than it does in some of those western bew york courts seem to have no mercy for a poor fellow when they once get him in their grasp one of them for instance fined a gerit leman of the name of mr robert byan 23 the other dy merely for biting oft his cifes nose what alie interests of husbands hua bands in this country most need just now is reform in the judiciary what has become of all of Edi sons wonderful inventions hie wonderful electric light can it be that the business has ended in failure and eliat the minor is true that he has thrown everything else aside and is bending the full force of his inventive genius upon the construction st of a double triggered magno electro aheu malic rattrap rat trap |