Show Culli ass biases sweeten a farewell they are the cream of a aasta tasta na it were A western journal heads an A lunatic escapes and marries a widow escaped he got caught A brookfield man is raising a cow with three tail how can ho milk her in ly time for every man who can fast for en days there arc a thousand men who can stow away ten days provisions in one presidential candidates have asi many lives as a cat or will have bo fore all their biographers get through there aro men who dont know their good fortune I dont know mine says C I wish somebody y would introduce us what are the wild waves mayine sa nothing love you have probable taken too many liard boiled aggi eggi for supper we now why bismarck was so anxious to complete cation of germany joo cook is going there in october not contented with tempting aror a forty day fast dr tanner proposes supplementing it with a watermelon borgel basli man for acarl A new lean butan old one is just as serviceable to chase a husband over the brick fence most women are as particular in matching calico as they are in natch ing thir daughters they baldoni leave either to their husband milton wai asked if he intended to instruct his daughter in the different languages to which he replied no sir one tongue is for a woman this country offers every opportunity for the humblest to succeed in business its very easy for a porter to become an exporter I hate close dated fellows said swagger as he picked himself up against the shut digits of a haid hitter the watermelon coinelo apace and so doth the doctor man the melon bendeth the human race the doctor unbends whom he can about the only thing an american will go to any great trouble about is the age of his grandmother he will make her older than any one eases grandmother if lying can do it general II ancock makes no speeches now the last one he delivered was disastrous he got excite leaned to pound his fist on the table and in so doing a corset siring any man who objects to whistling has a worse fault than the whistler the whistle is the escapa valve deviltry and when you sit down on a boy ho at once begins to plan iuis chief the man who loafs hb time away around a one hors grocery while his wife takes in washing to support him can always lell you jut what thi country needs to enhance her prosperity ursula of northfield over years old recently sat four times lor her photograph and came out of the ordeal in be full of all her fac unties abstinence asks us what are the component parts of water we will havo to hoad this over till next week and in the meantime will procure somo of tho aqueous fluid md taste it A north carolina man work four hours to chop down a tree that a coon is in but nothing would in ducthi n to split up enough wood to cook tho supper with he latter proceeding ant sport tb only philosophy worth a cent for everyday every day use h that which sustains a when her canille ud lanly blows out down collir fand that worth enuch if alio shaira are handy for run AMERICAN has assumed proportions which only friy bersot would alere aro dentists alho find in the united states dr J N farrar of san francisco states in an article published in JS twy taftt not less than half a on of pure gold costing about is annually packed away iu the mouths of americans and in addition to this is probably four as material such ai silver platina etc used in falling caa curious and interesting llma only years ba o bitty the coin noar in circulation in alio llio country in the the magnitude of american operation la chown by ala that art acial or teeth mounted on various kinda of fre anajo every year dr farrar supplements these figure with tho un tiare fully compiled that out of an average of eighty of all cl ono can lo 10 found iti perfect dental organs the ber seventy nino re quire a dentists care wu two valuable anil vo lumea vol I anil vol II 11 jac to june of lie united service u review of military Kry and enval inval tanairi thia proseso rapidly in alio llio public favor that it expanded after it first volume from A quarterly into a monthly magazine A co at are publishing it SARAH will take up her hereafter at vancouver washington be pensioned at per avith i aal fur fiaoni in the bannock war |