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Show NO, M EVER ! MEVER WOULD SHE OFFEND "3EST FRIEND" TOPEKA. Kan. Police Chief llan-non llan-non was given another insight into the queer wavs of women' the other day. When Hannon answered a prolonged pro-longed ring on tho telephone an exited ex-ited woman's voice gasped: . "My neighbor's chickens are ruining "iy garden. Come right down here ml shoot them." The chief explained that a complaint would have to bo sworn out,' "Oh. I couldn't do thai," fairly shrieked the owner of the garden. 'She's one of my best friends. 1 wouldn't offend her for the world." No, the chief didn't swear that is, not until vafter he had' carefully replaced re-placed the receiver on its hook. |