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Show I . ,11 JUST JOKING SLEEP'S UNREST. "Do you think that the things you eat influence you dreams?" "Undoubtedly! I ate a sirloin steak the other evening and dreamed about bankruptcy all night." Garment Worker. . f THE TONGUE SLIPPED ' I A small girl of 3 years -suddenly I burst out crying at tho dinner table. I "Why Ethel," said her mother "what I is the matter?" I "Oh," whined Ethel, "my teeth M stepped on my tongue." Blighty M "You say you have good referen- HH "Yes, ma'am. I have ,ovcr a 'und- ll red splendid references." "And how long have you been in domestic service?" JM "Two years, ma'am." Philadelphia flH Evening Bulletin. -v. H oo A man's greatest success in life is generally unexpected. |