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Show ; ) i 1 . , 1 i m I TICKLE Kgrass 1 "BliUr" and I. Ullllf" anil I wre jtml Joltr rtmme l p In vt larnn.ni. il Farm " 1 w.e her lirulhtr" lo' phiru'frore harm "i:ir" and II "ailler" ami I wta Ilka Inn nlfl u: I p in w.,m,.i. th... .,i., houra. Car lr.. and aMd In Ilia naiorn n-...k, t ar In lha north with lla vlne-dai kn Hlater" and II J "Wl.ter" and t told our an. r.l dn-area. ' I Hkin.n-lnt lha b.vm.. and then awnrt I IKwp In Ilia wood, wh.re lha sr.at elrna ' Jorooa we mmporl till lha dunk of day- Vlatar ' anil I: 1 lutrr'a" hlna eyee wara Ilka atim. , hit aklo. Hol-Mlraa a.lnwt And bar llpa wara tuh Ilka lha ripple uinn lha fnrdl 'ih""1' 'r" """n whoa by mugh m.ler" and II m.ler" and I ar. In town aailn II. i. I am lulil. aha la kli.a rrn- i 'lr. ih.ra'e a dlflarama 'twin Ihla and ' Now 'r In l.iwn and vacation'! o'arl Mi. or' nil mora:'' "Hll.r" and I? Ah. Ihnae hanpr doya, ' cliunia wh.re lha a. plir a rluirm Klllad our l l.iu Willi a alranaa ae . !" Vp in Wl.r.inaln at "Meadow farm "- rleil.r' and II A Chicago mother left her htb to tlarve m a manner. Tho JiiiIko Id .' sentencing her to thu workhouse aald: j "Work la uplifting ami a year over I lha waahtub will ilo hnr good." Now It thu fa l Mar of the iinfurtunata girl could lie made to carry llin water and j run (ho rhiit'T, all would be Wi lli I The new janitor rapped at the back door lha other niornlnii and asked my wlln what time her aon (referring to f me) arrived homo In the evening, lit A wanted ma to help him lift a hoi. I funaa that will hold hnr fur a wbllol Homo (if Urn doclora lay cheese . nrni'i Ihdlgoallon. Others declare It la a One auliaiiiuto for meat. During , tha inuiit atrlke, will the flnt men- ' tinned colcrle ol "docs" floats 5 "cheese It!" King Kdward la now having hla Inxisnre prcased aqutrn, ao that they land out like an ont chill In grand-. grand-. father's barn. Dow-lcggcd men ara welcoming tha atyla wlln open ar legs! t . a huge boulder In an Iowa itream I declared by tha nailvoa to be alow- ly rolling up itream. Thla la undoubtedly undoubt-edly another on in of the water run- 1 Now that th-y are manufacturing . I beekatoak out of cottonseed. It will : ; Do longer be necoiaary to manufaa- , ture a pound of It out of two orlap, ten-dollar blllal" II la alwaya a cinch when men take itraordlnary financial chancna, but It la frequently hard even when you hold them to get both pod roes Into ' your own pile. Automnlillea make a man forget all hla other aorruwa. It you cannot for-'get for-'get youra that way, movo Into a flat where your next-dour nolgbbor baa a phonograph I ' A Chicago man robbed the alot t machine and waa aent to jail. No man ever yet monkeyed with one of theee devlcea that ba didn't get the .woret ot Itl ' Wi alwaya wonder at tha bravery of the able-bodied man whoae wife i , .aupporta the family by taking In .waihlDg. It Ukea oerva to faca thaL v."! Many a modern man hearing tha old aong, "la Your Name Written There." would preautn tha lnterpre Utlon of "there" to be Bradatreet'at Heavy local preiaiire la uiually ar eompanled by lowering clouda li father happen) In juil aa hla daughter ' la being preaaed. Aa tha campaign approachea, wlie men ara having their fall aulta made aana buttonholea. No man lovea theae ooal lapal teto-a tetei! Flying machine! for t?5 each la aald 1 to be one of the probable future bleaa- Inra. One can Dot tly high on that ' auui nowadaya. Love la not alwaya blind, but In In- atanrea ot thla aorl It froqnently weara bllndera and la checked too high to be natural. The baker never geta round-ahoul-, tfared carrying the bolea In bli dough- j nuti. Moral Do not loae alecp worry- t tng over nothing! 1 There are more petty quarrele to tha aqiuire Inch In a town of t.uuo pro- ' ' ola than turtlea' rgga on a caviar , aandwlch! j i A Plttahnrg man, wearing a paper 1 eult, la walking around the world. i Tne rag man will gut him If he iloean't j watch outl 8ome women'a mlndi are tike J patch qtillta, and the hiixhamla get j Irregular plecea of thorn at regular In- j tervala. J If the nowapnrer nrtlati would draw better-looUng lcluro nf Adam, j we would ". lt'i pniudtr of our ao- I eeatot |