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Show f I Tiaax c GRASS fff BYTCN WILLIAMS rr old cbe t s lot Of And went to bed th Milky Wby. Another Tbo per Mudt S 3 a. AT THEi (n WASATCH The propored dining cars on suburban electric care open a near avenue In Chicago,, for Inof enjoyment stance, one can take fcla sharing and cream In Highland, hit eggs and toast In Evanston, hi coffee In Roger Park and hla toothpick at Chicago avenue. Following this op will undoubtedly permit him to take hla stomach ache on State street ' Thue there will be enough of the breakfast to keep a .man buy all the way downtown. We are Indeed n versatile people! y thorUl BfZ79. W tht Currtna in hi A'Ctt Circt m Ae rroiceJ thqt tnt current from Behttnf fywfhtrn A fin KjfCeJc Out coal is the best there is for and doniestic purposes ctvs' The . -bfe. yC AT THB sA. n A Chicago women emptied a revolver at n midnight marauder In her borne without hitting him. Had aha she been armed with n rolling-piwould, undoubtedly, have landed safely at the outset t One should always stick to the weapon that familiarity las made a protection. MINE. tilt MINE THB PRICES $2,50 2.00 LUMP STOVE PatrcnlzB a An Illinois woman prevented ber appearance In court by swallowing t Rci Istotrj. the summons which was served upon ber, thereby making It If this becomes general, juiticea of tha peace will he compelled to have their warrants printed on fly paper. paste this In your ..WEBER COAL CO,. I ecrnp-boo- a Are In the furnace to take the chill from the August S, 1904, we had bouse, said Inclemency being earned, not by a family Jar, but by a growl of Boreas from the northlaud. 'Rah for winter In the summer time! Abdul Hamid ahould be furbished with a plethora of loaded" literature, else he will not be prepared some day when the United .States navy accidentally takes a shot at him to enforce respect of the star and stripes. "didnt-ktow-lt-wa- a , e .mi . In Illinois a quarrelsome man and bis wife are each to occupy the same 1 ouae In half week relays, alternating In tbs occupancy. This means that Th very lateat suggestion as a there must be an open sea, else she the bed will he mad three times means of reaching the North pole Is would have been beached elaewbeje, week, anyhow. to ns th very barrier that has hith- and the other that the current must continuous In a given erto blocked th wey of ambltloua nav- practically The doctor aay we all eat too igators. ' direction, that la, from Siberia toward much. It Is a comforting thought Th suggestion Is th orslnwork Greenland. theso parlous time to know we can of a Frenchman, founded on the adThere have been hundred of thoulive on considerably lest If compelled vice of Dr. Nansen, the famoua Nor- sands of dollar spent on these dashes to and this Is no joke "eyther!" wegian explorer. "Take a ticket of Ice for the pole and a big sum la asked in the big train of Ice" and drift It for this unique scheme. Andree tried Try a we will, we cannot recall Is not a chins c where luck may de- to reach the pole lnji Jllooqjm. VJ l1 1at P t ft was uncomfortably cide, but Is Cased on a knowledge Of never' been heard of. Nansen, Icbrtiary, but almost anjone believe Arctic Ocean current that are known structed an Ice breaker and tried to be will remember neat February how to crosa the pole from the coast of butt In. Peary leU his ship an! with hot It was In August. Siberia to finally wash the shores of sleds and dogs tried to reach the Greenland. coveted spot. All to no purposq but From their osn porchea men ae M. Charles Benard, n French naval all t acting aa a spun tor otaers to the sunset, but they make long pik officer, has attracted the scientific ear make the attempt No onehas ever grlmagea to Naples. The on Is free, of th world by this suggestion and of the Idea, or, probably a the other costs money. That's why! the proofs he offers to sustain his the- thought fairer way of putting It has aver ories. Tim nn.d time again daring presented th Idea of conqueslsg What "tovle would do If dovl died men have to force their lc by ice. It win be a trip crowted attempted la frequently never suspected by th to ship through th mountainous tee with peril, for It la th purpose fcs all with neighbors until a week after dovl lee Into the packs that bar their progress further fore the ship t really and truly ahufflaa off! north. Not eo with Benard. H prould attending danger of having the to fresc left and crushed being Ice. certain th that He feels na th A clever politician usually distribwill do th rest, for baa not to death. There Is on precaution ute hla family member "In tha local drifting Siberian mud been found on th coast taken to guard against this mishap In 'churches with an eye to making them of Greenland, sustaining hla- - claim that two ship nr to enter tha pick Igo round ns far aa possible. that glaciers from the Russian shore together, and, while at a long n apart, to be held in commnnka-tlohave crossed th "open polar sea' A woman's last word frequently and been thrown one with th other by wireless ocean curth by makes popular novel look like a bob- rents on the shore of "the big conti- telegraphy. The explorers expect that tail pup and it's almost always "con- nent of th north, bat little known, It will take from three to five yeirs tinued" at that! tbr vast portion of Greenland are to drift across the pole years o! ex' treme hardship, with all th attendant stlQ an unexplored region. A ttreetCar tchedul. suffering that the most Intense odd of not la the tbe This only proof Upon the Shaded porch h sat can Impose, such' cold that so sne for thla la Bue. there Artie With course of drift, He teid her of a flat Just built JAnett that except men who have made voyage th story of the Fur twol D Long to the north can understand, being alwere broad and street was abandoned where Explorer the by Out situated north of most beyond human endurance. nff Bennett Islands, the side. Where flower blnaaomed by It la of unusual interest at this fine the Siberian northern coast, and And blrdlinga flew I In th Ice, was also because Commander Peary, he after year which, It bova car as osch H kissed her thrown upon the coast of Greenland. American, la about to undertake anIn stshtl an Id she thought the would at It la tha Jeanette that has been ad other trip to the north. Will the gh least vnneed to prove two things one, that American or Frenchman reach the She might! Just thea the cable broke Its chain J's" And left a street ear near the 'twain! I Couldst ask for morel of Criticism .t tha of Tartar, Rout. Just a Question An opponent of Russia writes ti a - Fully half toe pleasure of a counSome time ago Dr. Gott now blah-jo- p "There wers t foreign newspaper: of TruroJ was traveling on to try town existence Is lost because aceast four great Tartar thrones, eth f Jealousies aroused by knowing peo- underground railway in London, cording to to Onlooker. On of hla standing on the ruins of other citatple too well. fellow passengers waa a rellgioua man ions. Those four were toe thrones of Moscow, Constantinople, Delhi md When a man not given to spontane- cf th aggressive type, always anxlou Pekin. At Moscow the Tartar mis but wearing of to souls at other, your Jokes, for ity laugh Immoderately to himself Christian, at Constantinople beware; be is getting ready to borrow nothing in toe way of a bit tie make known tbe fact to to world at Mussulman and .at Pekin Buddhiit; money of you! large. Quoth the enthusiast, "Where but hla spirit la always th aame, md hla w know what It Is. East and soth It la not difficult for tha rooster to are yon going tot" Dr. Gott, with Vicand .west the Tartar roamed and he .To answered, ludicrous makes manner, gentla crow, but the Jackass work of It Moral Stick to your toria," to which hla companion replied, only country that flung him hack hto "So, I hope, hla native barbarism was Jap," Pm going to heaven. .forte! "but Then he goes on to argue that las blahop; future to eald am I" : ala la Itself a yellow perlL cut-up- " Victoria." via Its haa town vlllag Im going Every and leader," and Its village society Curious Spanish Courting. . Manufacture of Eau da Cologne. one la frequently as funny aa th Courting In Spain la conducted on When the originator of the genuine other. , can d cologne died, aged eighty, he carious principles. Tha Spanish grf Tbe true philosopher never , com- gave hla secret to hla nephew and is almost always attended by a yog heir. Since 709 only ten persona man who in known as her novlo, mg plain at th beat, preferring to hav aeen th recipe, which la kept who squire her on her walks, almember it Is mighty good for m g bog trebly locked. The laboratory though the courtship seldom esdsin con. ' ; . ' ta which to on and essences nr marriage. Th young lady is )tys watermelons mixed la guarded by doubly locked accompanied by her mother or a mtd, A boy that will steal are aa well as by to novkx So lor. win-w- etl, hell brag about It la af- doors. The oils and essence with filled thla state of things continue the grf dad! barrel nearly Into his like ts poured ter years It be alcohol, and In two week to mixture Is loyal and obedient to her ganut I The heart of many n man fa in hla 1 chenllcally complete, , - Cost of Acquired Territory. pocket book. That Is why, frequently, . Th cost of the acquisition of vtst Delhis Ivory Carver. It la so hard to touch the heart at by the United Bute i of territory carving Ivory The whole trade Any man that has the price can Delhi la practicably In the hand of tn the following list: Louisiana, 000,000; Florida, 15,000,000; Ten play the races. Even an angleworm one family, the head of which pay is a part of the fishing outfit th carvers. Soma of th latter are 818.000.- 000; California and New ktz! the last Ico, 115,000,000; Artaona, paid very high wages, for at $7,150,000; Philippine tslaadg When you see It from th war cor- moment a slip through carelessness Panama canal, 5491353! respondent you know Its so until or want of skill might spoil the work 520.000.- 000; 000: Panama canal atrip, 510,005 Prices are sometime tbe next days paper denies It! of months. In addition p 50 having total. 8140.750,000. very high, a much aa If wishes were automobiles, pray been given for a small piece of carved United State when It annexed Hawaii assumed a debt of 84,000 oca shorn would w all run overt . pub-Md- we-se- ill-fat- I . ' ' 3 -- flO.OOO.Oco-Alask- Ivory, "1 - ) goal flrstT Will both fall! Win they ever come back 7 Such questions may be fairly put when an Arctic explorer atarts on his voyage to th regions of the midnight sun. Th Benard expedition wUl have a rival In the field in the shape of the German south polar shjp Gauss, which has been refitted for a Canadian expedition, and the Peary expedition. Both these expeditions are more on the lines of former parties and rely on the superiority of their outfits and good luck for their success. Part of M. Benard speech, tran lated is as follows: "The only means of crossing ths great polar basin consists In making again the voyage of the From of Nam sen, but a little more to the north, and to take, aa Nansen said, 'a ticket of ice In the big train of ice. In fact. It is necessary to remember that the first Idea of the crossing of the great arctic current originated In th driftwood and Siberian discovery! mud on the eastern and southern coasts of Greenland, and also In th sighting at Cspe Farewell of th wreck of the Jeannette, which was abandoned by ber crew to th north . of Bennett Island. "So it la necessary in thrt ease t start from a Norwegian port, Tron aoe or Vardoe, to cross the southern part of th Barren Sen, to touch at Knrnbova to take on board an equip ment of Eskimo dogs, and to steam up between the concrete ice and th land, up the Talmal Peninsula, calling at Fort Dickson to coal from ashlp that ahould be specially chartered t cruise at tha end of the aummer along the coast of the Taimyr peninsula, reaching in autumn th Island of New Siberia, and rush for a point situated on the 158th degree of longitude east regardless of cost, and even at th price of wintering la on of th Lliak-of- f Islands. When at- that point th ships of ait expedition havp but to let themselves drift with the concret ice, and if they follow a route senal-blparallel to that of the From, they will cross the Arctic marl thus basis on lines quite' different from those of that ship, and will Incontestably crosa in the very Immediate neighborhood of the North pole, following, In fact, tbe route which toe wreck of to Jeannette has moat probably taken." Whoa You DRY GOODS AND GROCERIES Go m gi Is what people want end at Time office is fust the place where you can get it at prices that will suit everone. ...All Work Promptly Executed GRASS CREEK COAL two-heade- - " (Q This was simply a childs way of on to Impaling two same ehleld by tbe primitive method of cutting each la half and taking tha dexter half of one and the alnlster half of the other and placing .them back to back,- as It were. : Strang beasts naturally resulted as, for Instance, when n lion and aa eagle were halved and Joined together. The griffin Is supposed to have been evolved from two Ilona rampant e) Lesson From th Ants. On a teeming summer day throw yourself on the ground beside aa ant hill, and see what a little lens costing perhaps 50 cents will do for yon In a world opening before your eye whose largest Inhabitant la scarcely half aa Inch long, but wherein there exists a perfection of social organlx tlon and n marshaling of Industry that an onlooking philoso,a&y well amat pher. (o eoatt-of-arm- s - two-beade- d by dimidlatlon. S , President Acts as Spotter. IL H. Vreeland, president of to York Street Railway company, never use a free pas on hie line, but invariably pays, his fare. Should an unlucky conductor overlook him on Ms collection tour, es conductor fr. In ths rush quently do with others would hear from he probably hours, ih president office the next day. . GRASS CREEK MINES (3 c) We have the. reiy best Cod there on the market for domestic or (S c) b itcim purposes. (S t) (p e) $e) WELL SCREENED DOftESTIC e) LimP AND ST0YE MIXED... (o $2.25 Nil TON. v(3 (5 c) (d c) (d There b no shoveling cr waiting, as have SPECIAL CHUTE FOR LOADING TEAMS 9(o V (3 (9 J. i- - Good Job Work..... mm Origin of tha Double Eaglee. Both Russia and Germany display d eaglee on their standards. Yet this symbol is considered by tom heralds to he merely the result of the heraldlo practice of "dimldla-tlon.- " ha COALVILLE, UTAH y mm So CASH BARGAIN STORE - m at la mead of GRASS CREEK COAL GO. |