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Show INDISCREET COW EATS DYNAMITE. GOES SKYWARD div In tenia tlosmJ Nean Service 1 JUTLAND. N. J. Until a few dayi ago Benjamin Harder;.-. ri."ni'i- ha'i among the stock on his farm two Jersey Jer-sey heifers. He has filed a claim with the State Highway Commission for $1J." for one of the heifers and l keeping his ears pe'-ied for a louo report re-port which would enable bim to put in another claim for a like amount. He complalnc 1 to the commission somebody in the highway department left a box in the cow pasture. Those two slmple-souled heifers casus lv ate the contents. Shortly thereafter one of them chanced to bump Into a fence and Instantaneously If not sooner. I" -came an Integral part of the Milky Way. As for the other. Mr. Hardest) told Ihe commission he would withhold with-hold damage claims until he is sure the casualties are orded The second heifer, he said, has been wrapper! m like a mummy as a precautionary measure, but If she happens to fall, what with six sticks of d" namlte cached inside her. she mav Join her Uto companion In the k ward flight. |