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Show mm A Domeatlo Myatary. Teacher waa eiplalnlng tba meaning mean-ing of the word recuperate. "Now, Willie." ahe aald, lf your father worked bard all day ha would be tired and all worn out, wouldn t ha?" "Yearn" "Then when night cornea and hla work la over for tbe day, what doea ha dof "Thal'a what ma wanta to know." Brotherly Lova. "Marie, what do you want for a birthday preaent?" "A piano." "And you. Donald, what do yon want?" "I want an automobile, ao aa to ba able lo get out of lha way quickly when Merle heglna to play." No Cauie for Alarm, "Hurh conduct," aald tha learher to a reliellloua niill, "will eventually hrlng your father a gray halra In Borrow Bor-row tt. the grave." "Don't you believe II." replied the Incorrigible younicter. "Tba governor weara a wig. Heo?" Information Wanted. "Are you going to marry that naval r.apiain?" aaked Ave year-old Margla uf her grown up alater. "Yea, dear," waa the reply. "And If he ahould die." continued Margie, "will you wear aeawaeda and ba a mermaid widow?" Fly Flahlng. Turning tha Table. "Juat one klaa before I go, deareit." leaded tho leap ) cur girl. "No," replied the young man. firm-y. firm-y. "Idea that muik kiuaiar-ifcuM never touch uilue.'' Never Dona. Mra. Brramia That cook almply will not broil atoak right I've told her over and over again, and here II la Juat aa raw aa over. Mr. 8craK I'm not aurprliod You hava often laid that woman't work la never dona. An Error of tha Typea. "I wonder If old Hiram Hkynflynt'l rolatlvea will appreciate that," muaed the country editor. "They'd o- ghter." replied hla aaalit-anl, aaalit-anl, "It certainly waa a good big obituary obitu-ary you wrote of him." "No, hill tha head. I wrote It 'Not Dead, but (lone Before,' and It's 'De-low' 'De-low' In tha paper." Tha Doctor'a 8crawla. Drugglat Ilut I advertlaed for a nreacrlptlon clerk. Yuu aay you'va bad no eiiiorlenre In lha drug bual- neaaT I Applicant No, but I'm Juat tha nmn for you. My apeclalty haa been Kgyp loloKy, and I'm gnat at diiclpherlni hieroglyphic-it. Too Cene roue. "WIcKlna UKei to hear Lima I Inlli." "Yea." nnaweied the hilic.lstlc prr pen; "It n.iul.ln't Im ho lad If hi didn't IiifI I nil tiyllnt to uliiire t i lunirv of lii-4 convei -.i.itUm with aulili oue olsil." Why He Objected. The l ady Hut, my poor man, yon mum aurely object to the company you meet In the atullon cella. Orltty Oeorite I do, mum. Dora waa a couple of rich rhaufeura locked up for faat driving I' I -. -.1:1, an.' detf aoft talk tr-d- ft a'.w)..-: ini leh phla UulU Ft ,li ida Jaae. Rut v.il1 - hrnurht up to tir" .. -wej i. kmd lady who had i-uieu tramp tw a handout, j Zi't wot I wux. lady," replied tba : uolio. "Do laa' time I win brought up de Judge put ne ter work fer leu Sduya.'' |