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Show ' ! Little Benny 4 Uist nlte after suppir ma went out to the movies and I was doing my les-' sins at the setting room table and Wishing I wasi-nt. and pop had his feet up smoaklng a long setrnr with a Injoyable Ixpresslon. saying. A-s : Shakespeer says In his greatest play. King Cillette the 3rd, this Is some segar. And he look it out of his mouth and looked nt it as if he thawt it was grate ami then he took some mure big puffs ami Jrst then the doorbell rang, pop Sayinif, Hang nnd dubble hang. I bet j dollers thats some simp to bore im-to im-to deth Jest us Im nil f'xed to injoy U pcrfeek segar In ptei e and o,ulet. Wu n jest then the hell r ing Bgen. pop saying. Hubble hang and triple hang. Well C pop. wy dont you Jest keep on smoaklng as If you thawt lhe bell vraaent ringing and then maybe they'll think nobody alnt home, I sed. Us a wise rhlld that tips off its own father, sed pop. And he kepp on smoaklng anil th' bell kepp on ringing ring-ing and poi's ixpression kepp on getting get-ting less and less Injoyable, me Bay Ing. I tell you wat. pop. wy dont you have a contest to see If you can make the segar last as long as they make the bell ring? Your Ideers are getring werse ln-sfed ln-sfed of btter. I cant sr.ind this ens-longer, ens-longer, go down and open the door, sed pop. Wieh I went down and did. and who was It but ma, raxing. Wat do you meen by keeping me tinging the bell for 10 rnlnnits. airser me? Izzent it bad enuff that I cotddent get In the movies without having to stand on my own frunt steps half an hour, an-ser an-ser me? Oofh. ma. I thawt it was somebody elts. I sed. and ma sed. Well then think this Is somebody elts. And she gave me a fearee smack and wen' up stairs, and pop tried to ixplane and ma got so mad sb" went rite out to the movies agen to see If she could get in lhe 2nd show |