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Show PANTED 1 It PAN I S. (By International News Service.) I CHICAGO The desk sergeant at a police station here looked up from his 'work as a '"customer" entered "I've lost my pantsetaETAOINtUN j "What can 1 do for you " the ser-Keant ser-Keant inquired J "I've lost my pants." the stranger , announced. "So I observe.," replied the sergeant. I tit the weather Is warm." ' i walked hero in mj stocking reef the stranger said "I have no home i tit i had pants and shot - I gol a t l - tl of hooch and crept into doorwaj i While I was there somebody cops my ipnntg and shoes. An" now unless 1 get a ,rb as r dlvin' Venus, I'm out f; luck." Tho victim registered with n,. sergeant ser-geant sm Charles Page. The Salvatloln army was notified and provided I age with the necessary clothing. |