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Show MUSI BE v It UL An Australian dignitary was being I entertained by New York society. For what seemed to be endless nights he was dragged through the Intricacies of I the pigeon walk, the fox trot, the l camel limp and th rest At last came I his day of departure. I "Please, madamc." he implored of 1 his late hostess as they parted at the gangplank, 'don't ever come to Australia." Aus-tralia." "But, Wh-wh Why notn" gasped .that surprised and offended lady. Because,'' answered the Australian, Iwlping his brow. "I don't want you U vi 1 to see a kangaron at play.' The American Legion Weekly. |