Ogden Standard-Examiner | 1920-09-19 | Page 16 | Chin Golf

A TRAGEDY , FOUR ACTS ' w3 jim S fiy - Q- millar T Do you play Chin Golf? It's the l&tOSt diversion, the klrif? of Indoor sports The idea is to shave yourself with tho fowesl number of stroke?, and the least loss of life. The sport is prof It -abei as well as entertaining Down at the eorii'-r barbr thy want two-blts two-blts for a face scrape, while at horn' lr. '.he privacy of your bath room, you can scrape the whiskers and accumulation accumu-lation of dirt off in the same operation and put thfl two-bits in the old sock The homc-shavei in offered a Variety Var-iety of weapons mashic straight ed(T nlblldv safeties or putters of tho "Straight cdjce made safe" variety. Then there are a number of favored strokes- Here you have a few of them: The Guillotine This is so namo d j for its downward motion This stroke! Ij used exclusively for mustache re- moving. Despite its apparent hazard, this 8trok is not considered danger-! ous and th' loss Of hf' is low It Is spncialiy valuable to men having " storo teeth." Smoker's Delight A difficult stroke' nd should be attempted by experts only. Only one eye can bo used forn sighting the razor, hence, it Is cssen-'l ti.il that soap be kept from this eje.li A pipe is used by smoke but the fra-j' grant cigarette offers additional d - i lightful hazards not to be sneezed at. 1 1 Australian Crawl Here we hae a southpaw stroke. This underslung movement Is quite as painful as our model's pleasant smile would indicate,! yet there nre those who swear by it and at it, quite as often. It is an ef-I fectivo brlsile remover One should wear steel ear muffs while working near the listeners, on account of the Blips rasor as well as tongue. II would l well to have friend wife go on a Visit while attempting tins stroke.) ' Uherw ise your true character might be revealed ami an action for divorce may follow. Undertakers' Friend Now this is 0 special movement that carries with It Considerable risk. Before beginning to practice on this stroke It may be advisable ad-visable to get insured, it is a cheerful cheer-ful little up-stroke that Is very likely to remove the head as well as the hair We don't advise amateurs to try the morticians' pal stroke. So Wheel-wheet wheet-wheet go the razors. It Is a song that Is sung Sally in most anv old hotne. Any lhaver who isn't a barber or butcher without a doubt acquainted with the! nost of these strokes If you llk' take I em up. Paste this article next to the nlrror and go to work. Thcy'ie ours ! !or th- taking and no charge