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Show i THE KIDDER KIDDED! tuKjatfcVOOO NN - I This is Ruby Lynn. Ituby is ;i bitchfield, UL. waitress. She Leaped to fame when she v-.i sveetl;i compliiueuted -m hot ''l"i i(us hair by Senator U antes rianjilton . is. She r,eturbetl the compliidc'til b calling -I Ham u ''bolshevik' n account of hi Mrhis-Uors. Mrhis-Uors. I. IImh w iis fuuiiiug for governor of Illinois- The other day, s campaigning hi Litqhficltl, in dropped uxtb a restaurant and sat at Ruby'jj table. lit a in jesting niood. Rubj approached and J, l lam began "Ah-h-h! my doir. when 1 gaze upon your wealth of chestnut hair, which the rayi of ;t beneficent and salubrious biw have kissed into a delicate gold when I observe the little dimple nestling so coyly in thai shapeij chin, t rejoice thai iln committee whose work it was to pick uiy itinerary should have placed Litchfield n tin- list. Ruby, yon may brjug ""' u ''"I' "' ,'"''M'- if .VOJJ please.',' Uni giggled, made a Flattering reference i" his "bolshevik'-whiskers, "bolshevik'-whiskers, aiul replied : " Ydu know, senator, I've been kidded by experts:" fSo has t in- senator, what ! ) |