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Show i . Did It Ever Occur to You That some men who don't trust themselves wonder why others won't trust them. That the rat-hunters are making mak-ing things hum on the garbage pile below town. That the Utah Copper footballers footbal-lers are showing the boys from Salt Lake that the "Merry Engenders" Eng-enders" can put it over on them. That the building boom has started in Bingham, and dealers in building materials are wear- ing smiies. That nothing is bought until it is paid for. That we are in noways worried wor-ried about riding in a hearse, and we think any party who would write anything about it is certainly shy of the necessary pars to fill his column. That married men are always under suspicion and some bachelors. That the way some people look they should try a liver pill. That two members of the 0-hio 0-hio legislature are said to have staggered into the house chamber cham-ber in an intoxicated condition. Is it any wonder that an inebriate inebri-ate in New York recently exclaimed ex-claimed "Probition, law. What's that? I never heard of it." That men fight for freedom; then they begin to accumulate laws to take it away from themselves. them-selves. That some little girls have time to play, and some have parents par-ents who think they have musical mus-ical talent. That British surgeons announce announ-ce a liquid that will make a coward cow-ard brave. We still have some over here but it takes a brave man to drink it. That "spare the rod and spoil the child," is as true today as it ever was, the only trouble is, many parents won't belive it. That from the present outlook, out-look, garages are as mi?h needed need-ed in Bingham as residences. That if your gun is not in good working order, send it to G. M. Gregory of the Clift Club, 21 West Broadway and he will have it attended to at prices that are right. That there must be a reason for the raise in pork What is it? That Jim Levy took the sweetest sweet-est of the Salt Lake girls for a ride. That one don't like the idea of breaking all camera lenses. 'lhat some people try and "kid" themselves into the idea they can get any kind of a position po-sition anytime they need one. That girls used to turn the gas down to put on their overshoes, over-shoes, now they turn on the electric el-ectric light to shave their neck. That the fellow who claims every knock was a boost has thot it advisable to lay his little hammer on one side. That the school children of Bingham still attend school, in spite of the awful dangers which have been published. That if we ever send out a "marked" copy, it's appreciated. That there are people who think of rainy days while there are others who just borrow their neighbor's umbrella. ihat its a dinerent proposition proposit-ion to love a girl and operate an I automobile all the same time. That if the first brays of the jack-ass does not attract attention atten-tion he usually repeats. The sensible sen-sible thing is to recognize the facts and then act accordingly. That Solomon might have got his wisdom from his mother-in-laws, but what about Brigham Young. That oculists say that 65 per cent of the people are suffering from poor eyesight. Golly! its a hard proposition on the men when there is now so much to be seen. That some people swear off, after every good souse, but the hog never does. That we are always pleased to receive $2.00 for a new subscription subscri-ption even if its from Salt Lake. That on some patients leav-jing leav-jing the hospital, they feel offended of-fended because the report of their accident has not been published. pub-lished. That there are a few hogs who even begrudge the post office employees their increased pay. |