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Show LITTLE BENNY'S Notebook By LEE PAPE - Scene, a ship A Messidge at Sea A Play Ferst .-nller Men, tb aptin is all-ways all-ways calling us names and pushing us erround as if he owned as, Are we go Ing to stand that or not" The hole crew Not ! 2nd sailer Wat do you think he! called me yestidday aftirnoone He! called ma skinnle shrimp The hole crew. Mutin ' Lets mu- I tin 3rd sailer Lets draw straws to see I wich one will tell the raptin we have all went on a mutiny (Wieh they do). Ferst sailer I got the shortest, j Wat do I care? Herray for m1! Ack 2. Srene, The captins abin (Nock! Nock!) Captin. Come in. Ferst sailer Captin, I got a mes-. mes-. sidce for you. Captin. Wat is it you ignorant looking look-ing pie face- Watever it is, ill push you all over the ship if I dont like It Ferst sailer. Ill be rite back (Goes j out Nock! Nock') ( aptin. Come In. 2nd sailer Captin. I got a roes-Bidge roes-Bidge for you. Captin. The heck you have, you funny lokins; grease spot. 2nd sailer. Ill be rite back (Goes ouL) Nock.' Nock' Captin. Come in 3rd sailer. Captin. I got a messidge for you. Captin What have I got abord, a crew or a buntch of messlnger boys Well, you long legged sour pickel, how do you ixperk me to hear you with your neez making all that noise nock- inc tocether The ship Bump' 3rd sailer. Iand' Herray, we're, home agen! Never mind, captin, there ant eny messidge The end |