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Show .ts Persons, Places t THERES ,&nd Things -- t DELAY. THE UNION VETERAN LEGION. Seventeenth National Encampment Guta. j Reaeon In b Name. ; On Out f a Million. Held Last Week at Chicago. "He H a terrible woman Igg" " the piano "And what are jrour claims to v Why do they call-iYea; I suspect tbst he tug at The seventeenth national encamp p-Peter of (be queried ftrtT" Ob. I suppose because so many some time hare been a floorwaitr in ment of the Union Veteran Legion was , . ylfcaat before (be gat. , held in Chicago last week. The enWrote a letter to a paper people bombard it sd unmercifully." a department store." Puck. 1 "I a eolutlou to tb coal campment was called to order by Gen. suggesting Goad o t t good-gets?- t NO .1 Pfr We always load your Load them with COAL;of course, for thats our stock in trade. 1 1 J- - ntrtba", teams-promptly- Edwin. Btowne.: Gen. Browne served under Gen. Thomas during the civil war and earned a high commission foi "Admitted," cried St. Peter, with Jor, Wait for the bellboy, you bali hare the, beat room in tb ' t AT THE find constantly the best COAL, and as for prices, note the You o will t LUMP N Stop. "He's a chump'.", exclaimed tbe chauffeur. "Ha ran bis auto into' a 1 crowd of children." , "Well." replied the fiber, "the best L of us will do thnt sometlHUsA "Wbst! The best of us would go Tight through it t t o ,, Fairly Answered. V 'I'm s plain, everyday buiiptw man. said Meritt, "and I'm nothing ff not practical. Miss Wisely, wilt y be my wife?" I admire your frankness, Mr. Met lit," replied the fair object of big at fectlona, because I'm inclined if tg rather matter-o- f fact myself. $01 much are you worth? - - ment. , " - t CO. t Patronize a Home Industry. o o o Gen. J. Edwin Browns, historic engagbravery ement. After, the war he became an actor and for; many years he held favor among Chicago theater goers. He Is now an employe of the govern- $2.25 i.so -- STOVE - , Hoax He hadn't single reason for not joining our pokeT.club, Joax Maybe Its a married reason. o Wasatch Mine - Kept Proper Hours. ,Em, in. ffretL.clUejcajfuLpeopl. .7 keep earty hours. W bad a 8n sunrise this morals." said one Near .Yorker to anoth- .v er. "Did yon aea It TV 'Sunrise ? said tb second man; "why. Im always in bed before sun. rise." , . WEBER COAL ' -.- y-..-... Main Incentive Lacking. ELEVATOR STOOD THE TEST Mss. De Style "My -- dear, jour wardrobe fs three months behind he Car Falling at Rate of Two Miles a fashion. Why don't you make yout Minute Gently $topped. husband buy you some new dresses?" A test of the new elevator in the Married Friend He cant afford jt; Philadelphia city hall waa made to 3 be has no money. determine the effectiveness of tbe Mrs. De Style No money? Well, etghty-foo- t sir cushion just comwell! I can't Imagine wbat on earth at the base you married him for." I The Dyspepsia Victim. Ascum For goodness sake. Meekly, what'i the matter with your face! , Meekly Dyspepsia. Aacum Nonsense! That wouldn't mark your face that way, Looks jit if something had scratched you. Meekly Yes, my wife has the dj- pepsia. Philadelphia Press. V Do You Wa.nt Some? When You pleted m levj w)tu the fac, of the clock. on AND GROCERIES aome 200 feet above e abaft In it pied a do- in need of DRY GOODS t the shaft ' The car was cut loose from a point wer9 are -' eggs, three live rstg ad m quan. gty of loose Iron, Baking Its weight Quits In Harmony. City maiden (in the country) Gracious! How savagely that cow looks 1,500 pounds In all " . Mrs. A. My husband la positively at me. it the Tate of two J Biles a minute, Hiram Hayrick Tbets because of your red parasol. Impossible; helknows nothing. -' Bee Mlno fs timply- unbt1 Vrit knew- - 4t- - we a- dlUlo out -- Mwakienv-tmt-1 "didn't City aidn-Weil,-1 sud" with a pressut e able; he knows everything. suppose a countryjtow would notice It ofevcA pounds to the square Inch, If entered the cushIN THE WINGS. j Gentle Hint ion with a sharp "This ta a good bill," said the not loud conbut for It?" vote wont you "why and In a cussion, "I have conscientious scruples that whirlwind of dust prevent me," replied the legislator. Upon Inspection . "Come off! When did you ever get the car and mech: those things?" , anism was found "Ive always bad conscientious iqtsct, none of the scruple against doing something for eggs was brokgn nothing." atd but two were cracked, and the Hie - Stock In Trade. iti. which had been placed In a large trap, were apparently in the same You see, ma'am." began the proinditlon ss - when they started on fessional beggar,. - "1 got my . arm delr novel trip. scalded. I'll be glad to show you" J Architect Powell, who designed the Mrs. "Never mind, Interrupted Koaldart. "You're only wasting your in the tower necessary for flanges time here." 4 tie installation of the air cushion, "Not at all, ma'am, mi tuotto Is: 'No thout which, under the new law. de elevator could not be used, said trouble to show goods." 9 was satisfied that tho trial was a Not as Bad ts He Fetre& lccess, andjthat not a tremor market "Do you helWe thr world ta grow ie arrival of the car at the bottom ' leg wickeder?" the cushion- 'Well, I'm not sure. When on of my neighbors shot n hen that belongWorstedtfceLawyr. ed to my coop 1 began to have my Dunning, the famous wit and law-redoubts. But when he tossed the fowl Author You are very tovety was badgering & witness on one over the fence I felt 1 good deal betSmibrette So you would say if jou did not think so. and persisted in asking occasion, ter." 7 Authorr-Ye- s. fnd,sp you would think if I did not say so. Itlm If he did cot live In the verge of He w5 probably a poor the court. A WOMAN'S REVENGE.' Congratulations, Anyway. fjeblor, who In the then condition of Caller Speaking of babies, the English law did this to avoid his tbafs a fine youngster. Alio reditors. The witness was forced to me to congiatidae you. And, pray, sir," admit that he did. Young Woman bir, that baby Is said Dunhlng, for what reason did -not 'miccr you take up your residence In that I repeat, madam, allow me Caller Tp avoid the rascally implace?" to congratulate jop. pertinence of dunning, answered the witness. The Great Question; M TnakerTUFTifr Bi$H0P FOSS THE CHAIRMAN. take of thinkiug that because sti would die for a man she truly loves Presides Churchman Philadelphia him. In this reatlesa. throbbing - Over Rock River Conference. a necessary for her to ask herself Bishop Cyrus D. Foss of Philadelin all seriousness. Would I take iu phia presided, ever the Rock River washing for him?' Methodist conference at Austin. Ill, week. lyshop Foss presided over last Too Late Now. In 1S8S, . e to tell you, sir. that the the Rock River conference photographs you took of ug the other day- - are not at ail satisfactory. Why. my husband looks like an ape!" Well madam, ou should have thought ot that before you had hint taken." Go to the- - CASH BARGAIN STORE -t- Wvh ...? COALVILLE. UTAH lob-fcyls- t; V, Good Job Work Is who.t people wo.nt, and at Ghe Times office is Just the place where you can get it at prices that will suit everone. ...All Work Promptly Executed r, ht . , SSSSSScSSSSioSSS3SgS3SSg GRASS CREEK COAL ma-da- - AT - s: 8 , ?! GRASS CREEK MINES We have the very best Coal there is on the market for domestic or steam purposes, it-i- IVl-com- College Girl tarn!, You bet we got even with ' '- that - umpire at our ' football i ' Her Friend How did you work it? all In of the on her the face hose the presence College Girl We turned men end let them see her real completbm? Unconventional. Better Way. ."You speak of Gloober ss being Markley Say, when are you going to take up that due bill of youra? 'queer.' .Is he mentally unbalanced?" He's merely Not exactly that. w h li ! 1 forgot all about Slopny-C- .ee I Hi make a note of it right sway. eccentric sad peculiar. H Fl It assessor the at ter the his ia notes one of property your No; Markley enough. Suppose you make It cash. same figure he has it Injured for." A 4 jsara ifipWW. A9P ) Well Screened Domestic, Lump &nd Stove Mixed 9 o 81.75PER TON. o ' As Explained. She You old bachelors know a lot about women. He Of roiirfce. If we didn't wt Would frwbabjr n,,t be old harhL. 0 o 0 -- we have Pardonable Delay. Kiss the hook." said the judge, as the lady got into the witness chslr, . ;"lf you don't mind, your honoi 1 would prefer not to kiss the book until after,, the quest ton of my age has been put to me. ' sheveitrig or waiting; as ThereMS-no r a . speciaC chute for loading TEAMS. " a Vutdn't Lose Him. Hie' Explanatthn. Its Veracity In Doubt " ' I She Bishop Cyrus D. Feta, f.n the park) I wonder what "Thomas, Nervous mm a member of a Employer The Doctor I the waa elevated fishermen's club, and we are talking wish you wouldn't whistle at your kod of a tree that la. shortly after he of was He president . work." . of he that's a bishop. Why. rank f Incorporating. dogwood tree. In UTI naff was Office Boy I ain't working, air; . She But how'ckn you tell? The Professor I see. It's to be a He By the bark, of course. r I'fa only Just wVsMing. mads a bishop In 1810. fowhopperatlve concern. GRASS .CREEK COAL CO 5. -- r: - - Wesleyan-universit- . y ' r - |