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Show v N.,.- - V'"" v 3 I END OF A CAMPAIGN.- - HAPPY .'flEJD : HEALTElVi. - .STRIKES YOU ANY TIME. -Never knew-wheor where backache paint will strike w Opinion of Relatives as ta Wedding Anniversary. Things bad not always 'run In the couple's domestic life; in fact, rather the reverse. Both were each with strong opinions. Hut the thirtieth anniversary of their wedding had arrived and they decided to "kiss and make up" once and for all " and to celebrate th occasion fittingly Invited a houseful of friends and relatives A pair of Irwere brothei s In law repressible among tbe guests Said Brother in law No. 1: What on earth bas gotten Into the old pair, and why are they making such a fusa oi er each other" Because thlB Is the thirtieth anniversary of their wedding, of course," answered No 2. "H m, said No. 1; tbe end of th Thirty Years War. so to speak" you. h mUHFUl A " CAKADUI EIRl SAVED LURES BY FRC'J TEE CF CATARRH A. self-wille- d, A Question for Teach era. Who will tell me what la the plural of O? Is It 'os' or "oes"T Tomatoes Is the plural of tomato; stilletos I aid to be th plural of stllletto. Her are some examples of Inconsistency: negro, negroes; hero, heroes; dado, dados; toe, toes; canto, cantos; alte, altos; volcano, volcanoes; no, noes; pro, pros; tyro, tyres; wo, vPoes; octavo, octavos; palmetto, palneettoes; grotto, grottoes; duello, duelloe; cargo, cargoes, libretto, librettos, etc. You may bave observed that our high aad mighty dictionaries itudlouslyt- avoid giving the plurals to these words, and te others ending la o. The right of an educated author to spell at be pleases should never be questioned. A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of petty minis. New York Presa. Whose Fault Was Itt Recorder Goff relates With great glee this Joke on himself: A Juryman applied to him, to be excused from serving, on tbe ground that he was deaf and could not hear clearly. Youve been in tbe court all - the morning didn't you hear my charge to the Jury T asked the recorder. Oh, yes, your honor, was the quick reply; I heard ft right enough, but I couldnt make any sense of It." New York Potato, potatoes; buffalo, buffaloes; Miss 1 lorence 1. Kenah, 434 Maria street, OtUwa, Ont , writes few months ago I caught a severe cold, which settled on my lungs and remained there so persistently that I became alarmed. took medicine without benefit, until my digestive organs became upset, and my head anf back began to ache severely and frequently. ' was advised to try Peruna, and although t had little faith felt so sick that I was ready to try anything, ft brought me blessed relief at once, and felt that I had the right medicine at last. Within was completely restored and have enjoyed perfect three weeks health since. 1 now have the greatest faith in Peruna. F. E. KENAtf. 'A should beware of 1 he cold wind and ram, slush and mud of winter are especially conducive to catarrhal dehew women escape. rangements. Upon the first svmptoms of catching cold, Peruna should be taken. It lortifies. ,the system against cohls and catarrh. The following letter gives one young woman's experience with Peruna : Miss Rose Gerbing is a popular society woman of Crown Point, Ind., and she writes the following : Recently I took a long drive in the country, and being too thinly clad I caught a bad cold which settled on my lungs, and which I could not seem to shake off. I had heard a great deal of Peruna for colds and WOMEN Catarrh and I bought a bottle to try. I am pleased that I did, for it brought speedy relief. It only took about two bottles, and I considered this money well spent. You have a firm friend in roe, and I not only advise its use to my friends, but have purchased several bottles to give to those without the means to- buy, and bave noticed without exception that it has brought about a speedy cure wherever It has been used." Miss Rose Gerbing. If yon do not derive prompt and satisfactory results from the use of Peruna, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your case and he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratia Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. FOR WESTERN PLANTERS New Illustrated Catalogue Free. Eighty-Pag- e DARTELDES 0 Paradox Machinery Co., 191 CARBOLIC SALVE will prevent blood poisoning in Oats, Wounds, Sores. and heal Bruises, too. 25 cents. them, Would yon have TOOTHACHE for 15 cents? Our Jap- anese Tooth Ache Drops will rid you of both. Health PILLS is v XI Insurance for 25 cents a policy. What is your health worth? All Lung Diseases 'start with a cough. If you will cough up ra a quarter for a hot- tie of Cough Balsam v you'll stop coughing Japanese Corn Cure will rid you of a dozen CORNS for a quarter. Which do you love the best-co- rns or quarter? OR STORit OR 0IRBOT PROM I I I I I ALL To-ds- y. 3 town. Small capital required and renirae ee the lDrwuneeia.au red. We make all kind el LaaaOry Kaakiaary. I year IS f. Division St., Chicago. At WerfferTot Com ere.e'S&F-- Time. THOUSANDS OF AMERICAS S FOB DRUaaiST Z.C.M. I. LAX a OITV. He GsbkTO'iVEK'3 POMMEL SLICKER HAS BEEN ADVERTISED AND SOLD TOR A QUAERA Of A CENTUH LIKE ALL '5' aoima tat It is aedc of the laterals m Mxd ordkwx fully gusnntcei tad told hy rcrnwc fcdere ewiywkere-nc- t to THl SIGN OF THE FISH. A J towyn co. MiaH.nua.dxZ njiATui POTATOES . yetetesehi Awt ayeweysefheeA 4 a." K.r.1 WImM a rhM rf Mf Va WX Frtrr. It dlrt.traa. InMlkMU W la,lMf . M .iHraHlW hM.d) 1wUI,.trlla Dt,H OaTDT. a. apM rudpt kite rwan yiyRRRRWRRRRRRRRRR) , ( I tion la 11 s; rfk "" d 1 Wis-const- a rar'barffy x. v HE HAD USED MORE. ' Soldier Explains Lack of Soap to Die comfited Sergeant. It was kit Inspection, and th different eompanieeofihe battaltoa were standing with their kite on tbe ground In front of them. The sergeant-majo- r was making th examination, when hit eagle eye detected the absence of soap In the kit of Private FUnn, and be demanded wbat excuse tbe man " had, to give. "Plaxe. aorr, Its all used," said Fllnn. , . Used!" shouted the sergeant-major- . Why. tbe first cal; of soap 1 had served me for my kit lasted me three years, while you are not a year In the ranks yet. How do you account for tat? Fllnns eye bad the faintest suspicion of a twinkle, as he rep tod; Plaze, aorr, I wash every day. And tbe sergeant-majo- r waltted on, while the entire company griaued. London Tit Bits. . A LAYMAN Gave Doctor a Hint About Coffee. Speaking of coffee a doctor of Decs-turvill- e, Ohio, says : We used to analyze coffee at the medical college and in eplte of our laboratory' testa which showed it to contain caffeine, an active to use the drink, poison, and later on found myself affected with serious stomach trouble. Indigestion, headaches, etc. . The headaches came on so regularly and oppressed me so that I found it difficult to attend to my regular dtles. One day last November i met a friend whom I bad knows to be similarly His marked Improvement in appearance caused me to inquire what he had Leea doius He announced that bd Lad, some time ago, quit ccfee and was U!.U Factual Food Coffee. To this change he attributed the change In hla health. A knew exauly where the Coded-eratsoldiers were camped. W pulled into a small bayou and started to tie up Suddenly a squad of men cwooped down on tis and placed ut under arret f Then they began to unload the boat The merchant did not seem to care so much about the 1 2.000 woith of guilds he bad in the yawl and which the soldu rs had couhseated. He told me we were in great danger ol being Nhot, but 1 consoled him by aay lug that I went Id fix up a scheme to That night a squad war escape named to wateh ns until dayltgbL About 3 a m I nudged tbe merchant and told him the soldiers were asleep and we could Ret away At first b was afraid of being shot but I per suaded him that It was safe, and w f never saw a man rue skedaddled so In my life, and I was so tickled all the while that I could scarcely keep from letting the eat out of the bag. lTp to this day that follow feels that he owps his life very largely to me. when 1 had deliberately laid the scheme to rob him of a boatload of goods for the benefit of the Confed erac,y and I have often debated th moral aspect of the question In my own mlud But I suppose all things are fair In war. Besides, the motive was to help the suffering Confederate sold'ors and not to hurt and ham the merc hant New Orleans Times Demo-1 e rat Cries Let Me In." ( In the village cemetery at Tylervde, Conn , civil war veterans have year by year on Memorial Day placed a wreath to the memory of Private Georg Waterhouse, The records show that ' he was shot in 1861 while fighting for tbe Stars and Stripes In Louisiana. He loft an aged lather and mother and a younger brother, Frank, whea he went to the front with the Twenty-fourt- h Connecticut volunteers in 1861 The regiment was assigned to Gen. Bank's command and wae la the Red river campaign. Frank Waterhouse, , since the death of his parent, he kept up th old homestead. Ha was aroused by a knock at th door oa night last week. Frank Waterhouse, let m tat" ,, called a voice, shaking with emotion. I am your brother George." Frank opened wide the doqr. Despite the silvered hair of th man who entered Frank recognized th big brother to whom he had waved good-b- y thirty-eigh- t years ago, and their hands clasped. George aald that he had been left for dead on a Louisiana battlefield, but some negroes found him, and, observing that life was not extinct, they changed bla uniform for one of gray, took him to a cabin, and lie nursed him back to health. changed bis came'anQ drifted to Tex-- r a eMtle end , wh"e Le rsh a t i look the hint, even from a layman, 5 tbe Month anI and made the same change myself. stops Off Cold Work tbe The first week I noticed a little differ-etc-, Why It Veered. Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. Price 25a but not much. The third week "What In tbe tame of sense Is thle An Object Lessor the chahse was almost magical. I world comlp g to, anyway? peevishly ne A bachelor-oday set the table queried tbe chauffeur, as the stray have ccatlnael with the Pofctum and In bis lonely abode with plates for planet he was guiding escaped from now my digestion Is perfect, the nerv-- n himself and an Imaginary wife and tbe vigilance of Inertia and started headaches have entirely disapfive children. He then sat down to oa an interstellar bike. A cautious peared, end 1 am well. My own andiner-waas h leaned over the e'lve or tbe alysis of the Poeftint Food Coffee show food he put the esme quantity oa car and gasped: , It'e the earth! ft to be a pure food drink of strohg each of the other plates and surveyed Turn the lever to the right quick or bheraiter, which is a marked contrast the prospect, at the same time com- well collide and Plrrpont - Jtorgan to the effd fas doped coffee." ' Nace puting the cost He is still s bache- will sue us for damages." Baltimore given Ijr Io iuji Co., Battle Cro-j-. , ' lor. , American. . . Mgh. . . , V h UUgbt tb pr 9 too great, and toil tie boy he would pay him only tl cents. After a long argument, la Soothing Myrap.' Par ehlUros teething. softeu IS KU ms, rMuecs ba IsmsMilss.sUsys pals, cars wlstooUa. HesbetUs. 4 tor In 1 Worship of tho Bear. ; The curious hairy Ainu of northern Japan hold the bear In extreme sanctity. They catch the bear young and bring him up oa milk, n nuree being deputed to him. Then he is transferred to a cage, and when he is old enough to be slain, on the day of sacrifice the whole village turns out armed with bows and arrows, the rage Is opened and every one strive to tend bom the fatal shaft. The chief prays the bear to pardon the violence done him. requests benefits from the now deified carcass and presents offerings. They then behead and skin he bear and begin an orgy which lasts several days this year will exceed the expectations of all Canadians." the result, and unless the inflammation can be The government has established taken out and this tube restored to Us normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; agencies at St. Paul, Minn.; Omaha,. Bine eases out of ten are caused by catarrh, Neb.; Kansas City, Mo.; Chicago, III; which is nothin! but an Inflamed condition of Indianapolis, Ind.; Mtllwaukee, Wis.; the mucus surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any ease Sault Ste. Maof Deafness (caused by catarrh) that cannot Wausau, Wis.; Detroit, be cured by Haild Catarrh Cure, Send for rie, and Marquette, Mich.; Toledo, circular, fich. Ohio; Watertown, S. Dakota; Grand S'. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, a Sold by Drurgists TSc. Forks, N. Dakota, and Great Falls, Hall's Family puis are the best Mont, and the suggestion Is made that by addressing any of these, who on Hand. Stock Ur wigmaker are tbe authorized agents of the govSioux Indian, nepnew of famous ernment, it will be to the advantage a become stenogchief, wants to of the reader, who will be given tbe Inrapher. Should thin that a good fullest and most authentic information dian with a desire to atone for past regarding the results of mixed farm-' 4. Into ""thehair errors would go ing, dairying, ranchlngrand grain-raisinrestorer business. and also supply information as to freight and passenger rates, etc, etc. Mrs. Wlaslow 4 Our Boys. aore the Union Hlue. r Inflamed condition of the mucus lining of tbe Eustachian Tube. When this tube Is Inflamed you have a rumbling sound or Imperfect hearing, and when it is entirely closed deafness Is IN - the kldneya when Or th dad! civil frft. gav their Uvea In the grand old tliiy'rc sick. fight, rnhen the nation fU borm In a da , Neglect meant malt jth nngel a trump Wherever th u.auj serioua Ills to tlno s remotest hour Tit only a short of our love our toed and The) are Jo sup trnra common our own Our bo HernalU our bachaihe to Klidu-StAtpains Urinary disorder. DropWhether the palm of far I on whla-pe- r sy. ft', t, Disease. Brights aboe their grave?. Do . the Kidney 1llla cure all Ills of Or thair ceaseieaa requiem la aung the Itkhuys and bladder Read this lumi) t'uban waves. howreveille the Wherever wait ihey teatloon) . it tells of a ture that lasts, ever the future lower Mf. A W utr carriage wood workclaim will We will never forget we er, Of lo't 17th atenue. Sterling, 111, them yet. Our buys turnally nun tajs; After priKuring Doan a Kidney Pill la the month of November, 1897, Whether the pillow weaiv head on tha I took a tourse of the treatment which homelands faithful breast. cured me of backache and other of tha atormy deep Or in unknown they have laid them down to reat. due to overexcited or weakWherever they aleep on land or aea ened kidneys During the three year bow era or which hate elapsed, 1 have bad no Whiledoeert old f hady mava we will the fiug gr occasion to retract one word of my land their grave our Our emstatement boya eternall) unhesitatingly and phatically relndorse lha claims made And who shall a they have died In for Doan a Kidney Pills und faint of O tialtora vain A FRKK TRIAL of this great kid ' heart Poor cura who armrl at heroic deeds ney medicine which cured Mr.Lut whre th dare not take a part, will be mailed on application to any 'Tia Godlike to give up life for right. of the United States Addree part rUlnt of hun i dowers. Foster Milburn. Co Buffalo, N. Y. For And !o U eajtha a they have won our pi use aJe by all druggists, price 60 cent Oui b eternal!) our per box With r the hand that e ks to pluck one won THE maid meant well. hnf of thh lauu j Palav tiie tongu that linp a word to dim the detd they have done. But Her Action Embarrassed AbsenV For we avifiif b the flag to whhh the) Minded Professor. died and b all God a given pow- ra Dr. John Baseom, of e will benh each name, we will to University of Wisconsin, drew at guard thfir fame. tentioa to himself recently by a bitter Our hoa eternally ours attack on the business methods of Indianans at Chtckamauga. John D. Rockefeller. Dr. Baseom was At Chickautauga. one of the most celebrated at ths University of fearful fields of all the war, Indiana for his absent mlndedncst She raised her starry banners high. Many stories are told of him In this nine reprehad organisations One thirty of the stories concerns a regard. reception that he once gave to the sented; she opened the battle; she fired the last shot; she captured and etudente of the freshman class Lemonade wee served during the evening, held the only Confederate battery that and when lh maid an Innocent crea- met that fate , she at one point saved ture fresh from Ireland banded the the Union army; she gave of her most tray to her master, be put out his distinguished bods and many went to their last rest upon this field; she lost band to It and then, forgetting what be WU about to do, let hie finger pley 8 per cent of her troops engaged and the entire Federal she bore one-fiftaimlessly for several mlnutet among the glasses while b talked warmly loss. A roster of her sons almost writes upon tome aubject that much inters sled him. But the maid misunderChick amauga's history, John T. Wildstood Dr. Batcoaa hesitation. er, Jefferson C. Davie, John M. Bran-nan- , 6b E. M, McCook, Benjamin F. Scribthought that eh would help him ont of it ner. William Grose, Joseph J. Rey"I think thle Is the largest Ir," the nolds, August Wllllch, Morton EL aald, and ah thrust Into bis hand th glass that contained th greatest quantity of lemonade. which each stuck to hie price, the youngster won out, and Mr. Carnegie ttys he allowed tbe lad to collect tbe 60 cents, not because tbe trip wse worth It, hut because be had to get oa the other side of th mountain. "I predicted that tbe boy would some fay make a fortune," aald Mr. Can tegle. and h haa His name Is Charles M. Schwab. Washlngtoa Correspondence New York Sun. V, th- - A farmer la Copake, Columbia counThe impression general in the par ty. N. Y has a most productive cow of Dakota where I live that farmers if the following notice of sale can be can get from 10 to 16 cents more a cow bushel for wheat on tbe American depended upon: r for tale, giving milk, three tone of side of the line than on the Canadian hay,' a lot of chickens and several has not prevented people from turning ateves. Fame. their eyes to Canada as a place to live In. They know they can get land Deafness Cannes Be Cared in this country which Is every bit as by local application, as they cannot reach the fertile as that In Dakota at about discs, od portion of the ear There Is only ont way to cure deafness, and that is by eonstl. the price. U Is safe to say that tutional remedies. Deafness u caused by as the exodus from Dakota Into Canada Tee Many for Them. When Bernard Shaw's play, "Ami and the Man," was produced in London for the first time It .was well received and at the fan of the curtain there were clamorous calls for th author, to which Mr. Shaw was at length induced to respond. The audience was still cheering, but there was one dissentient in the gallery, who "booing with the full power of a pair of very strong lungs. Mr. Shaw looked np at the disturber and said, very seriously: "Yet, sir, I quite agree with you; but what can we two dc against a whole houseful? Many Places for Btudyv Dr. Parker used to say that his library, or study, was In underground trains, on omnibuses, in tea shops, at churches, stations, receptions, meetings, Jublicen, aad sick beds, and many other places where his work called bna. SALT y through the back. Do not fail to he'p Wbvthir WESTERS CANADA. "There will be thousands of Americans comlag vp here in the spring was the remark made by a-- Earner from the vicinity of Langdon, North Dakota, whea he arrived In Winnipeg, Manitoba, the capital at Western Canada, a few daya since. He was the advance guard of a large body who are following hlm, ind it has already Invested In several faming sections for himself and others and purposes to take np his permanent abode la this country. He went on to say; "Huntchwab Early Showed Ability. dreds are coming from my district Aadrew Carnegie recently told a alone. I know this to be a tact for etory on himself. He said some years many of them are neighbors of mine. ago k wanted to cross a mountain in The chief topic of Conversation with and a . youngster of the farmers is the coming Immigra- Penitylvaala, appearance offered .to one-quart- DeCOSTAS LIVER V vXfffi Write CO., 1521 Fifteenth St., Denver, Colorado. START A STEAU LAUNDRY Write us. 'The kidneys will go wrong, and when they do the first warning is generall- Later he settled in Pennsylvania. There came to him recently a longing to see his old home. He wilt spend several weeks with his brother, aad will then return to Texas to inspect his ranch. - Monument to the Seventy-fifth- . Hunter, Edward A. King, James A. Mount, Philemon Baldwin, George P. Buell, George F. Pick, H. V. Lawton, Charles Cruft Robinson, Joseph B. Dodge these are but a few names graven on Indiana's sbielJ. And fittingly has the state paid tribute to her heroes. Upon Chickamau monu ga's slopes there are thirty-nin- e raents and seventy-si- x markers to show the positions held by her gallant regiments. In every part of th field may be seen her distinctive stone. The Seventy-fiftRegiment, Indiana Infantry, was of Kings Brigade, and its monument stands in the Poe field. Col, Milton S. Robinson and LieuL-CoWilliam O'Brien were in command. Indianapolis News. h L Alls Fair In War. "My conscience has always hurt me Just a bit about a little thing that pened at Helena, Ark,, during the war" eald a white haired veteran, while musing over some of the sideand I do net mind light of tbe-'6telling you in a confidential way that I bar prayed over it a good many timet, FTice was skirmishing round In the hills back of Helena at the time. The Confederate lines were In bad abape. They needed provisions, other things. There clothing and was a certain merchant In Helena who. had been doing a deal of smuggling, and I bad been keeping pretty Here wa my well up with him. I told him he could sell chance. some goods down below Jown If he could get out of Helena "with them, and I offered to help him do it. He had a large yawl which be hss preg-seinto service beforehand it did not take me a great length of time to convince him that we could tte h!i yawl to advantage. He fell right Into the plan. One night we ceded the boat down with an assorted cargo, clothing, food, and other things which the merchant had in stock. At that time you couldnt hardly get away from the soldiers, but we managed to get out into the river without making much noire. It was a very dark night Whep we had reached the of the atream I stirgeted to the merchant thatT we lay dewn In th? boat' until we had drifted down 1e'w the city. We allowed th" ciVtc- -t to drive nc several miles h'ow the cltr, in fart, as far down as I wanted to go. 0, cu-re- nt' Wearing Gen. Lees Socke. The discipline of Gen. Lees socks was an institution peculiar to our hospital Mrs. Lee, it Is well known, spent most of her time In making gloves and socks for the soldiers. And she gava me, at one time, several pairs of Gen. Lees old socks so darned that we saw they had been well worn by our hero. We kept these socks to apply to the feet of those laggaid old soldiers" who were suspected of preferring the "luxury" of hospital Ilf to the activity of tbe field. And such was the effect of tbe application of these warlike cock that even a threat or It bad the result of sending a ssan to hie regiment who had lingered months In inactivity. It came to be a standing Joke in the hospital, infinitely enjoyed by the men. If a poor wretch wae out of his-be- d ever a week be would he threatened with Gen. Lee's socks; and through this means some most obstinate esse were cured. Four of the most determined rheumatic patients, who had resisted scarifying of the limbs, and what was worse, the smallest and thinnest of diets, were sent to tbetra regiments and did good service afterward. 1 With these men the socks had to be left oa several bours, amid shouts ef laughter from the aeslstants," showing that though men may withstand pata aad starvation they succumb to ridicule. EnfUy V. Mason in Atlantic. TH Rebel Ysll." Describing a battle of the civil war. In which he participated, a writer thus talks of the rebel "yell: - On came tbe Confederate line, with a terrible "yell," the most terrific bab tie cry ever known of men ia the of war. Did you ever hear the yrll" of a charging line of "John-tiesOnce beard it was never for gftten. Tie writer waff forcibly reminded of this fact when attending a rhow' with a young Southern friends many years ago, in aa-hal- s ? barn-stormin- one of ouF email New England cities. The audience was very demonstrative In app'ause. Suddenly this young Southerner let out that yell" Instantly a dozen eld veterans were on their feet, looking to see where it came firm. One old veteran near by wee to Ir.ceneed that he saidr Yourgster. If ye do that again, IU thrr'tle ye. - My hearty laughter rook llflcd the old fellow. He cottoned to the youngster, and soon overwhelmed him wit) a flood of retn'nls-rpnre- . , t y t -- |