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Show No Brains to Bother About Tho beat lalo that has readied in-of in-of the eccentricities of bullets In the lulo war Is must succinctly told liy James MII110 In "The lCplutlcs of Atkins," At-kins," though it Is nut preclsuly In accordmico with the stury whlcli speedily reached army headquarters A doctor, looking lownrd tho door nl a hospital marquee while ntti-udlng a patient dining una of Methuen'a tun ller muddles, saw a prlvnlo leaning on his ride. Mr. Milne must bo roaimnal ble for the Scop, Hibernian dialect: "Dochtlr, 1 Jim want 'e to take from my Jaw hero a bullet that's knocked out two of my tenth." "tilt down! la that th only place where you fuel pain where tho bullet Is?" "That's all, and that's pllnty." "Nu pain else where?" "tforra bit; only I'm con fused like." "No wonder; tho bullet got Into your law through tho top nl your head." |