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Show ) YOU KNOW That.vcry girl likes to wash SaZ ' until she gets to be five or six,yeaKJt old, according to Art. " ; ' -i 1 ., That we would like to know what a woman means by "pin money." .." f . That writing poetry for a living is an effective way of starving to death. That by the time a man makes enough money to take time to play he's loot his desire to play. !' That while speaking your mind it is ;-always ;-always best to mind your speaking. ' f That the stingiest man we ever heard of bought hi bride a nickel's worth of peppermint lozenges and took her on a trolley ride honeymoon. When they got off the car he said "Honey, suppose we save the rest of this candy for the children." . : i - That a little girl will pick the worst looking doll in the pile and that may account for the kind of husbands some women pick. That variety is sometimes the price of life. That it wasn't near as tough as some thought it was going to be. That we noticed where an editor in Washington was shot to death by an unknown. That we are glad that it happened in Washington. That Dan opines that hearts do not break any more, they merely dry up from lack of exercise or wear out from over exercisei That we fell asleep and dreamed that everything was VELVET but it was only a pipe Jream. That reduced to simplest terms, the reason given for the maintenance of high prices is that the prices must remain high because they cannot can-not become lower, and they cannot become lower because they must remain high. Simple, isn't it. That the other day a youngster informed in-formed his Sunday School teacher that the Lord pulled a bone when he made Eve. That, a fool and his "honey are easily eas-ily separated. That you can't paint the lily; but there are few Lillies who don't paint themselves. That the three "R's" aren't half. as interesting in-teresting as the three "FY' Firecrackers, Fire-crackers, Flappers and Flivvers. That the reason a boarding house always serves prunes is because there- are always a lot of prunes sitting around to be served. That we expect to live to see all implements im-plements of warfare legislated out of existence except the right of a woman to put powder on her nose. That if you are not a subscriber to the Press-Bulletin you "Ain't heard mithin'." , j ' ' f ''' That the Press-Bulletin ' tells " the truth, fears no one and -lets its readers know what's what.' Read Press-Bulletin Advertisements. |