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Show oo- WHEN HUBBY FOOLED HER. Mrs. Scatterbraln was constantly bemoaning her lot. Her husband, who was entitled to place half the letters of the alphabet after his name, had the most treacherous memory In the world. He could remember nothing his wife told him in spite .of bits of string round his finger and knots In his handerchie-f. Only once did Mr. Scatterbraln remember to do his wife's bidding. Said a friend tO( Mrs. Scatterbraln: "I think you are getting as bad as your hubby. I got a note from you yesterday yes-terday dated a whole week ahead." "Heavens!" gasped Mrs. Scattor-brain, Scattor-brain, trembling with the shock. "My husband must have posted it the very day I gave It to him!" Exchange. |