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Show THE DANCING BUSINESS MAN. "The business man of the past loved tn iear goggles. He thought they made him look more capable and honest. He thought they drew trade But the pay. dancing business mam of today, with his tango matinees and inaxi.xe teas, can't bear the thought of goggles, for he wantiv up to the age uf tin to look like a ollege boy." The speaker was Terome S Mc Wade, a retired millionaire business man of DuUuh. With a bitter lau-h McWade went on: "I heard a gay young dancing business busi-ness man of 57 summer get a good call in court the other day. He Was reading a document without ROgEles of course and he stiymbled and stuttered stut-tered and kept holdliig the document further and further from his poor 1 yes "The Judge got mad at last and in. in d at him: ' For irundness sake, Mr. Smith, get one of two things get a pair of tongs or a pair ol" spectacles!" St Louis Glebe-Democrat. 00 |