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Show fS V three marked In red Ink. It a let! trom one Join to Plerr Rcstleaut, tetUfil of ar;, , Y on ofyBlMk Tote Island marked red on the map. Hastings was a og man, but bis heart leaped. If Improbable could come true, he ht yet aaplre to tbe hand of Flora 'onald Only yesterday be bad to ber for a fiw brief momenta s go to Florida next month, she Of U UTATt-LEGLSLATL'R- te ClftTtMnd OtjF, March 1 4. The legist, are haring rone lied ihe euwtltn-ttonlimit, with considerable unBnNUitl work on hand. Instead of adjourning mer(j Nauut-rgfith the updrestandiag that tlw ,lu- -( meet at 10 o'clock March 16 Ibc minutes ill show no adjournment, the 'ensUtlir day merely haring beeo lengthened The appro priation bill carrying i lOo Odd U ret to lie acted upon The House Is up with its irk but the Senate has eeyeral irnpo taut toils on the calendar 1 sl collet ct jl sinking funds H B No 174 Providing for posting of notices under probate tode C7H B So 230 Relating to redeiuptlou of res propel iy U B No 156 Relating to letters of admin- I. March dat of Thursday May cou-tin- ui ti 1 i ai , Ini M- 1 i 1 i -- Ax-to- 1 ar u-- -- n - -- d Forty-secon- -- - es 1 al al Judge-Ad-rooa- te -- al -- 1 ed Trwatnsoat Wlthovt Aleohou The Temperance hospital in London been In successful operation for some 26" year. The Frances Willard hospital In Chicago, one of the affiliated interest of the W. C. T. U., was founded In 188t. Both theso hospital dispense entirely with the use of alcoholics, and hare demonstrated to the satisfaction of oren the prejudiced that every kind of disease can be treated better without liquor than with, and that its use is absolutely unnecessary la any surgical operation. ha Owwas Capital I Genhan capitalists are finding their way to tbe beautiful valleys of Servla. A Hamburg firm, Hartmann ft Co., has obtained a concession from the Servian government for the erection of paper mill on a strictly modem basis. As sn evidence of good faith the firm was obliged to give bond tor the amount of 2SO.OOO dinars (f48,2S0). The capital stock with which the new concern will operate amounts to 1.000,004 dinars ($570,000). Wolfgang Volts ta Chicago Record. i c r ,, abrotUke Spread coral silent Rising In the Red fe& of ths winter euneet - the lamps 11 ,M, s mind of evening Are 4 Jb the hearth the lighted loge ere trig 'l wish j Plaik Caesar Ure-lig- Answerltig ype another through the dark ness i And tike Artel in the eUtn pine tree Tor it freedom Uroarv and sighs the air imprisoned n tou(j gee you there" treasure came Into Stranger things have happened," he kde replv to her Still he would not have been able to had it not been Tor De Long Cutter J met him after leaving Florida and trd that Cutter Intended to go dowu e toast In his yacht for February and tanh 1 wish you would take me to 8t higusune," he said, with a sudden re-rt have a queer errand there " By the fireside th re are peace and com-foHe told Cutter of the marked Island WIwh and children, with fair, teugbvw 4 of the treasure Cutter s rather faces ' balpld faie biightened up altlnic a atciiing m J or a vli-- knovn footstep in the pen - "Whj of couise your man. TwOtigfeUow; Ipure too good a fel.ow to be lost to i4ge " " ' b ftr dulls mix how with youd get nr half million Plenty of girl to Chance Treasure. Barr n.. ' t Dr, Hastings smiled meaningly , In en ly Kbruar) ihe BY EI.1Z BRT1I CHERRY WALTZ. jaiht was run- t t v- - - --v ) , .(It : ovr--lif.'j j cool-head- the vU From the hundred chimney lags, like the Afriet in the Arabian. Smok columns Toaer aioft Into th aJr of amber. ScUl aatch He toinmltUeoujudisiitrj 16msk (Legrshuii qulring city councils to give twenty days noof ) tice Intention to levy lotul nssessmt nis anil Th! f Umi g lulls were jiisstd N H No 127 that lmprmeuunt can bt made uulo. two- niuiitt.e on iri Ration Hie thirds of property owners protest Broiibug fortbeio .iol of iirtg tliiig wa er U No 121 .B.So 77, bj liy ner ilnr. loiore killtd by iniu niuuee ou judu lary 2 the House) Aim mb J so as to prm nb th u i for 11 11 Tiit,rraltig the eantry only pa es to suit, aside from attorn, ys ian of th mi tubers of t ,e s aic tmaid of equaJu lion prosecute or toinimt tas s in jqMh . marts II H No 01 by Ssmith Presi Hung s H No 132, by (omuilttee on was and uins means sutisiliou a I II No and powers of state Board of Menial 1. Sam Ktltilug iners. to tin tolleriyon o' tajer, frum ur c injiaules H No H v B No 7i I Kti. by lliirrett (In n.k i rohibitiug the iuid rejuisti Am nd log law r la In s 6 aiiulleiutoui of no k ,t p u (! s B Ni lit li Allisi, n Making operation gists aiting wrltbout Ikense or for the add- r wht re ludeieut teration of drus so Ih t a line of not less of slot mai bints a n rl. u.t SO d than IS nor m iro tlrtn ian be issfssid pH lurts are cv'iit S U N'o 131 bv on n utee ou railroads Reinstead of from cent, to plot), as heitn fi ri H B No 7 by Stey ei trai ks ,i mies to lLiitt tkt rtasing the sal- - quiting milroadi 4 through privnu la U ary of r rtaln slate ofhi lals - inn tax It S B. No siatues so as to N H No n ty for raising make It a misdemeanor fm minors to frtipuul retinu ntsHl.niiy tliestau S B No saloons i.li and t imt measure S B No 88 by committee on Livestock The following w ri killel by the House ' S B No 118 To fix tbe terms f offlie of ubatitute for S B. Nos. 04 and 35 Relating to transitory herds sht rlfis at four ytars und extending U ran of H B No 245 by Smith Appropriating present imumbents 2 500 for S B No 41 by Murdock (bv reuucsti To contingent t penses of the legislature provide for the initiative and referendum The following bills were rejected SkNAlX Tbe following bills were passed S B No 4 H J M No pi ending for tbe manner of Praying that the sources of streams used for domestic and irrigating pur distrlbotlhg estates of decedents H B No 227 Kequlring packages of exploposes be set aside as forest reseryes K B No 243, by Gardner Providing for the sives to be plainly marked H B N'o rij appointment of an Irrigation commisslun tnlng district altornet-- s d n s B substitute for B B. No 23, bv Judgi s Scents permlle on rail road end threats on wagon roads Hoisting to prison library fund H B No 131 Relating to the renewal of H, B No 306 by Axton Creating office of chattel mortgages, supremo court stenographer H l) No 228 -- To prohibit the making and tiSNATS Th following bills pass e.l; i S B No 127 Relating to Irrigation sending of Internal maebinus H. B, No 175 Toperuiitcoubtj commission-er- a 8 B. No. Balatlng to eowl mine Inspecto remit the taxes of Indigent poor not to tion. S B, No J25 permitting city councils to exceed 16. H B No 23 franchises Making an appropriation of grant 8 B. Ko. 126 Regarding sale of Intoxicating 16 000 to the governor for the purchase of poison to be sent to the various count lee and tu liquors and prey eotlng minors from frequentthe destruction of ground Squirrels and ether ing saloons H B No 126 Fish and game bill It limits pests This biU was killed oe I riduy night but the bag of ducks to be killed in one day to the tote on that oat avion was reconsidered on motion of Tanner forty A sifting committee was appointed to sepsr-at- e U. B. No 67 -- Making afi appropriation for the Important measures for consideration, the destruction qt ooyotes and other animals As reported by the committee on live stock, recommending the rejection of the other The following bills were rejected the bill made an allowance of 64.UUO for 10S, but H B No 181 Providing for the purchase of the senate cut this down to 2 000 in conformity with the blttas it passed the house Toting machines H B No 204 Requiring placing of road H B No Ida to make the fiscal year la bruuda on stuck in transit from one section to cities end Dec 31, Instead of June 30, as at another present, H B No 132 -- To provide for the recording U. B. No. 1(1 Taxing loans. . The following bill was Introduced end protection otuzmartg, wszt. od tts, by Tnmn as Providing for tbs on bottles, oaaks nd bauw imwmfi nmi B B. No, 12 MirecUng the state bosd of examination of outstanding witness and juror certificates of district courts of the territory of eqnaliMtloD-t- o fwrntsh county assessors with Utah with the view of determining the amount separate hooka for listing real and personal . thereof and the liability of the state therefor, property. . , , ' B B No. 23 Providing that tbe admission and barring from payment all certificates not presented within the time prescribed In this fee of 26 cents charged visitors to the state act September 1. 1802, is the time limit fixed prison be devoted to the library fund - - These 1)111 were killed Pay, March IB. B. B. 21 Relating 4o oeata or appeal from House The following bills panned: justice oourta. S B No 121, (substitute for H B No. 44) II B. 163 Providing a fine of not less than Anf tiding the present mining Inspector law h B. No, 126 by Thomas T determine the 150 for pharamat Isu who practice without lidmoknt of outstanding indebtedness for jury cense Forty-fift- h . Day, March 17. and witness fee scrip ol the territory and proHorse (Conclusion of legislative day of viding for Its payment 8 B No 125. by Love Amending the pres- Thursday) The House did little but wait upon the Senate At 8 40 p m. It received notice of ent fish and game la w the consent of tbe Senate to adjourn, which lhs following were rejected 8 B. No 110, by Murdotk Providing for the action was immediately taken Sin at The following bills were passed printing of laws, city council proceedings H J M No Asking for opening of Uinta county board proceedings etc In newspapers 8 B. No. 120- Requiring railroads to fence reservation for settlement S B No 136 Providing for fire protection their right of way Seat The following bills passed the Sen- for mines with180 but one outlet. H B No ate: Providing that appointments S. B. No. 76 Prohibiting the use of certain of boards of examiners by county superin-den- ts shall be approved by county commissioninjurious preserving rhimleals in milk or ers cream, including formaldehyde Governor Wells communicated to the Senate 8 B 1& Requiring rallrt ads to fence their that he had discovered tbe appropriations to be tracks through private property 8 B No outstanding juror 100,000 beyond the legal limit To bring the measure within the limit tbe levy of 6 mills and witness certificates provided for county schools was changed to 4 S B. 116 Prohibiting tbs use of slot mills. in this state. Determined opposition to some of the apS B No 10 Relating to the contracting and of Governor Wells caused the day a procuring of state municipal and county sup- pointments session to be prolonged until midnight The plies and public printing main opposition was to the appointment of H B No 122 To prevent the sale of lntox W, K. Bracken and John P. Sorensen tor liquors within ten miles of an Indian members of the state land hoard. The chief reservation except In Incorporated towns H. B No SSW Appropriating money for the opposition came from Utah county s senators Both appointments were rejected. construction of roads and bridges Following are the governor' appointments H. B No 125 Providing for collection of Members of state land board J. W K railroad, telegraph and telephone taxes by state Bracken, rejected, Jobn P. Sorensen, rejected, board of equalization Byron Groo of Salt Lake, confirmed, Herschei H. B, No 2- 0- Providing for special venire. Bullen of Cache, confirmed, T. D. ttr-- s of H B No. 27 Providing that safety apparatus shall be used in all mines with vertical Sanpete confirmed, J, A, Melville of Mlfktrd. confirmed. ahafts State board of dental examiners W H H B No isle Leaving the graduation of the aalarie of tbe employes of the state prison to Butcher, H. W. Davis Georg E. Elierbeck, A. 8 Cbaplfn, eon firmed . the board of control Governor s stafi Brigadier-GenerJohn Q. H B No 106 Providing for the uniform exC. 8. Burton, Quaramination of teachers in (he various counties Cannon, Adjutant-Genertermaster General N W. Clayton, Commissary-of the state William j. Bhealey of Ogden, H B No lit Authorizing school trustees General Surgeon-GenerS H Pinkerton, certain cases to establish high schools General Benner X Smith, Inspector-GenerH B No 150 Relating to sericulture and M L Ritchie, Inspector of Target fixing salary of such commissioner at 1800. Practke George A. Seaman of Millard. vice H B No 118 Relating to formation of genJohn Meteer; aides decamp, John D Spencer eral incorporations to the publication of and E S Ferry, vice Nebeker and Bruback, H B No and contents of notices of sale of propertjr for confirmed Willnrd Hansen of Box Elder county for taxes, relieving counties from the necessity of dairy and food commissioner, withdrawn and Moroni own Heiner of Morgan county appointed, their property advertising 8 B No 123, substitute for H B No 226 confirmed Coal mine inspector Gomer Tbomas, Providing for two member state board of serve to two Member state board horticulture and two serve A. H to years equalization Bower of Utah, confirmed. four years, and fixing compensation at 1600, 12-- i r - V Ltatlesa are trees, their purple branch Here end there glimnu r H B No 177 sb lai n instruments Inform illy exetHiUd prior to January I toot Tbq following measiaes wire killed! S U No i.m pat of stata boards to 41 tier day 11 U O No 5p,iroi r guug IVAXl to buy poison to HMI gurvbe-- s forty-fourt- h i , .WINTER EVEiNlNC At the nitteiow wiuka the flickering istration 0 by f a "- ,1 gristing to incorporation of churibes and religious societies H B No 12 Ib'otuilng for the creation of theest and butter I Relating teat hers R H No, I2g The following hills were passed H B.No l'.l, by IhlUtps lrot iding for u two works notice In a newspaper wht n t stray are taken up. S U No IH by commltteeon railways subIng stitute for House hill Na city oouftci e to grant franchises for I t years s J M. No , by tshirnian Prating for the withdrawal of certain au rslu d land la litr Creek held asTorest rtsi rve S B No 84 by Muidot k hxten ling duties of datry and food commission! r to inspection of No ud H V 66 I let leasing somber of polling Cw st special cits lions H 11 No U16 to examination of Horaa S. B No 16- 2- Relating Is judgments fits unlawfully collected b I B No 1S3 Authorizing school trustees I vy tax tq refund taxes unlawfully collected H li No 151 -Relating to taxes unlawfully BT herii. 1 1 Author of "Tongue of Flsme," Etc. One day Dr. Francis Hastings was In the wards of a New York hospital. It was part of his duty as 04 ternea or house physicians to take an early run through tbs surgical wards. As he passed from bed to bed some one caught at bis band. U was a new before from patient, brought in the an emergency hospital uptown. The doctor bent over hhn at the agonised clutch Drops of agony stood upon the mans black brow. Suffering, are you? I will give you a little relief.." be said kindly. 1 The doctor had shapely white lianas; The patient watched them as if pleased as he administered a hypodermic Injection. Are you a rich man?" he whispered hoarsely, oya poor one? Dr. .Hastings shook his head afd e question chimed In His term at well with his thoughts. the hospital would expire ln.exactly three weeks He had chosen no spot In which to Bettle, and he was In love with the daughter of a wealthy min who had politely asked him the day before, to discontinue his visits. I am as poor as you are," he retorted after be had closed his syrlngs iCopx right. 1801. by Dally Btory Puh. Co ) df BE DREW TBE LINE Recently I visited a small town In th southern part of Kentucky, says a correspondent of the Denver News, "and called on tha only merchant 01 the place. I found him opening a case of axle grease. He took off the lid of one of the small boxea of yellow grease and left It uncovered. "Soon an old colored man came In, and noticing the axle grease, said: G00d morning, Maaaa Johnson! What aiu dam little cheese wort?1 About 15 cents, I reckon, 8am, said the merchant. Spose if I buys one you will frow In de crackers WHT WILLIE WANDERED. re you, wanderln Why t around the country, I should ilk tft Ldy know, instead of staying at horns aaft taking cars of your family? Tramp You see, mum, my wife ksftj a very good servant girl, a regular Jewel, mum. That doesnt seem possible. There never was but on perfect girl, end my 'wife bad her. mum. What a lucky woman! Mercy! Yea, mum. so my wife often sail. But you see, mum, tha girt didnt Ilk me "She didnt? No, mum She said my wife would have to discharge her or me, and shs Yea, earn "Sam put his hand Into his pocket discharged me Oh I aee Heres some money. and fished out 15 rents and Mr. Johnson took his scoop and dipped up some New York Weekly. crackers Sam picked tip the uncovered box LOVE IN A KITCHEN. and the crackers and went to the back part of the store. Then he took out his knife and fell to eating Another customer came In, and Mr Johnson lout sight of his colored friend for a moment Presently Mr Johnson went to the bark part of the store and said " Well, Sam. how goes It? Say, Massa Johnson, dem crackers Is all right, but dat am de ransomest cheese I ebber eat!" IN LOVE, Ul'T WAS THRIFT. From the London Telegraph: The late Professor Sbnttleworth of London was particularly fond of telling how, when he once acted as locum tent ns In Devonshire, he had to proclaim the banns of marriage of a young yokel and a village maid A fortnight latei the young swain called at the professors lodgings. You 'put up the banns for me? hs ' said. Yes, I remember, replied Mr. Sbut-tlewort- h. Well. Inquired the yokel, has It get to ge en? What do you mean? asked the Are you tired of the girl? professor. ct Florida, was the unexpected answer, No. touching here and there at mall Ulands.The hopeless nesa of his "but I like her sister better. task soon dawned upon the doctor. Tbe "Oh, If the original girl doesnt Bap seemed correct as to the coast mind, you can marry ber sister. contour, but there were three Islands, But should I have to be csdled lit her of which seemed to be the very again? See Indicated by the red cross. Seva case. Certainly, thats necessary, eral of the yacht who did not swered Mr. Shuttleworth. "Say, I wish you would look after me knowguests the story clamored for the Tam-f- a But should I have to pay again T a little. 1H ma)te you rich whether I Hotel and Jts delights. Bay Yes, it would cost you three and get well or not. Honeat, 1 MIL. , , , , "We'll run there and land them and sixpence. The doctor smiled again. Be was Oh, would It? rejoined the yokel used $9 vagaries and delirium In pa- come back, -, said Cutter on the fourth -' ' fey- i after reflection. "Then Ill let It res tients. . L 7j t At the 'hotel Dr. Hastings found main as It Is. and he did. The man struggled up on his elbow. You dont believe that Before God, flora McDonald with her mother. Hs told ha v. ... BE BETEBSED, If I bad thrUsC showed her the map and Why, what's th matter, daughter? p v 4 dilemma T after gold and a plenty' of it Been married but a brief month and , The. doctor listened a moment in t It Is my wild hnd fooftah hope of weeping so bitterly! Tell me what is f nnlng you;" he whispered, the trouble. Surely you and Jack havspite Of himadlL (After a time she asked him If It ent Til make a bargain. I haln't a livquarreled already, hare you? ing soul to see after me. If you will. could be arranged that a yachting No, mamma. "And he hasnt gone away and left Ill get the money and make yoqTlch. party would go down the coast, tbe to If I die, Ill tell you where It is. 1 be chaperoned by a young married you. Im sure." want you to see that I'm burled out ef WQmaa .whQ was g distant relative of , Qh, no, jnamma! Jack wouldnt be the Cutters. the potters field. quite as mean as thsL "It may be nonsense, she said Then what In tbe world can have His eyes glittered. Half to pacify him the doctor promised. From that softly, but we were all hypnotized last happened to make you .so miserable? time he had a master who assured him winter at her houee, and I found a Is Jack In trouble I mean, has hs met that he would be his lifelong benefac- handkerchief that was hidden. They with any reverses? say I am a good subject tor. "Yes, mamma, thats It! His reCutter Wag called In and entered Into verses. When he was courting me he His first order was about the Old the conspiracy to carry a few tried and never left the house till 11 oclock or true souls on the cruise. Mrs. Mcafter and now he's reversed that rule Donald was averse to Flora's trip, but and never comes home till about that finally gave her consent . time. Richmond Dispatch. The third day out found them among the Islands. Dr. Hastings was to hpno-tlz- e IT BLEW IF. Flora and suggest to her a search Meeting his chief in the companion-wafor the treasure. The rest of the party th ordinary pirate although lathought It but a huge Joke and Jest boring under the lntensest excitement, They gathered In the cabin to witness saluted: the test "I have the honor to inform you, The young girl readily sunk Into said he. that tbe magazine has sir, the hypnotic state under the doctors gone np passes. "Tbe powder magazine, you doubtThere Is treasure burled on one of less mean? said tbe captain. ftfese Islands," suggested the doctor, "No. The magazine In which th his voice trembling in spite of himself. of our adventures is running r A black man, some black sailors, story Th captain pried. For a moment he buried it Can you find it 7 of shouting hoarsely to hts In a little time, Flora said in a faint thought men to clear away the boats, but this voice: , , obviously avail nothing. They I see It It Is burled deep. But would must all perish Detroit Journal. you have made a mistake. You are not near It A THRIPTV DOCTOR. This produced a visible excitement. "Yon dont believe that His Island was one of three Two clothes that were on him when he was are now submerged reefs. All vessels brought Into the ward. Dr, Hastings avoid them. See the scarlet buoy for danger! It floats In a line with tbe found them a filthy bundle. 'Theyve been sterilized, he said to middle isle, 'Tla but a rock point "Where Is It? asked the doctor. the nurse who frowned. "To the northward. We passed It "What's that?" asked th patient yesterday. The box is broken, the grimly. Dr. Hastings explained. The man coin la scattered in the rock cTevlce chuckled and when the nurse moved There, have been shocks, earthquakes, what not? You will find It Yes, I see on he said: Cooked my old clothes, did you? you with the broken box lid." The guests were disappointed at the Didn't know you was bllln up half a million? girls restoration. HoW real It was" they exclaimed. He borrowed the doctors knife, Friend But, doctor, why do you harOne would ripped open the lining of the coat and "Positively theatrical. ry two umbrellas? think there was actually burled treastook from it an oilskin pouch. and I Doctor One Is brand-neThrow em to the dogs, now," he ure about What a wonderful power wanted to spare it as long as possible. said with an oath. Thats an I want o! suggestion you have, Dr. Hastings' Hers, youre playing fair. Keep that the yacht 'made a fast run to th . t . IT RETURNED. will you. If I die. Its yourn to get h tel. The guests bad a delightful Mr. L Jecks Well, Miss Coldcaeh, I rich on. ti p. He did die suddenly the next Bight they yrould have been ama2ed on suppose you received a good many They aroused the doctor and he tl 1 next 8unday morning could (they birthday cards? reached Dominant's bedside Just In h re seen two wet and grimy men Miss Coldcash (sweetly) Oh, yes; time to receive a feeble hand pressure v irking on a rocky Islet s hundred and there was on particularly dainty or two, and the man was gone. It r es away. am sura It cam from They brought up old gold and artistic. I cost Dr. Hastings soma authority and c as by the bucket-fu- ll and set steam you. some money to keep his promises. He s iilght for a port where they could Le Jecks (delighted) Whkt Mr. hurled th pauper In a cheap cemetery br j k gold coin safely. makes you think so? and stood a moment beside his grave Miss Coldcash Because I sent It to night old McDonald received a as the elods were thrown in. Then he gram you on your last birthday. wmt home to examine the oilskin cool four hundred thousand dolpwwfh and to wonder at his owa folly, ma. Am still a suitor for Miss FICKLE CLIMATE. , H contained a bit or twq of yellow McDonald. Address me st Tam- "1 got my cutter down yesterday. a r. Hotel at once. paper; a map, apparently of the wq "Did you ride? N6p dusted ft, and ay ooest ef Florida, with one island of I Francis Hastings. put It back. Cleveland Plain Dealer. imtled.-hitfarly.Tb- rreSniornfnlpgulh 1 See the scarlet buoy for danger. ting up and down the western coast ff ' 4 y, w . She nearly shown He of m Hers ws have been married three months and 1 have nod you what I can cook. For heaven's sake, art you tired ' already? FIRM AS ADAMANT, It was before the fall. "Adam, said our first mother la a serious tone, we certainly are living beyond our meant. Thats exactly my own ' opinion, little woman, said th father of big kind, "And what do you propose to do about It?" "W must economize,. said Jhe versa! mother. Yes," said Adam, w must, and Xj am ready to second anything you suggest But writ. There Is on Item o expenditure that positively must b excepted from the pruning thesm And what Is that?' "I will not. said Adam, with a strong emphasis, "I will not have our laundry, feUll ..cut. down f -C- leveland' Plain Dealer. little jokeletk A reuse . Slap. Tess Its quite likely that my nmol will leave me quits a fortune. Hes dy lng, you know. Jee Oh, Isnt that distressing? Tess Er yes, I do feel sorry for tha poor old Jess Nonsense! I was sympathising with you, dear. To think that all1 this wealth should eoms to you when Its almost too late to do you any good, Philadelphia Press. II Was Tee Lose. Ill have to read that ntw novel; they say its fine. Have yon! read It?" "No; I am afraid Its too long My wife bought a copy yesterday aad shs, only got halt way through It whll writing for her change." Philadelphia "I think Hald Hm Tight. Gunner Finery and fortune and) Ij beauty! She Is your opportunity. notice that you hold Jier very tight! when skating. , Geyer Yes, experience has taugbtj ms never to let an opportunity sllpw Philadelphia Record. t t AtUr the CMultslln. Patient Now, doctor, whats th matter with me anything? Head consulting physician My dear sir, do you suppose that If w know what was tbe matter with you wsj would have decided to hold a postmortem? Harper's Baser. MM Ih Worried. Nlpp My wife worried all last week for fear I abould die. Tuck Were you rick? Nlpp No, but my life Insurance policy ran out and it was several days before I got it renewed. Philadelphia Evening Bulletin. Thwstrtrst UfftA Mercntlo Hammond conalders hlm self a great theatrical light Damon Thats right About as light as I ever saw on the stag. Boston Transcript Tlt-Blt- a. -- At Mrs. Wiggles Does your husband hare a "den?" Mrs. Waggles No he roars all ore the bouse Somerville Journal. ' |
