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Show I HE ADDS PI TO HIB LUNCH. M aauarbanllars Blralll. wltli til ItMllM H 1'r.p.r r.rr.U M The man In the auburba had hi H lunch neatly tied la.a a!quaro yellow M paper parcel which did not look Its H function. Ho started from the house H In orderly precision, but, had barely H turned the corner when he stubbed hi H loo and dropped the unsuspicious bun- M die to the sidewalk, splitting tho ycl- M low paper and depositing aandwlcbes H and cako -on tbo grouud. Thsn the. H train whistle sounded Its warning sots H and In drsptlr the tortured suburban- H Ite crammed rake and bread promls- 1 cuously Into bis pockets and started. H on run for tho statlun, Ho caught, H the Inst platform of tho last car and. H hurriedly sanl Into n seat When tho H conductor nsked fur hi ticket ho man- H aged to extract tho small pastebord' H without allowing the content of one H pocket, but tugRlng deep In tho other tM for his bsndkenhlrf to wipe hi heat- H ed brow, out flew crummy bread and H stringy ham and cake that looked aa H It tho frosting hnd been nibbled by H robs. The passengers smiled They H con i not havo been human and don H otherwise. Jlut tjie mao jnj'l? M al- M lowaueos for uncontrollable risibilities.) H He glared at the offending men and H women, savagely thrust back tho bread H and battered cako Into bla pocket and H enveloped his burning cawntenance in H the cooling ptgea of the morning pa- H per. Hut there waa a look of flint In. H hi eyo that spoke the finish of the. H home-concocted luncheon. H |