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Show I0TJR1JUHUET01? FDN. BOMB GOOD JOKK9. OnlQINAL AND SELECTED. I A'Tarltly ml .lok.a. (libra and liiml.a, llrlalnal aa I '.IrMeil lleltam aalt J.laam Ir.Mu ffc.'llo. Tl limtr Illy haylaaa V J I Itati 11 ho Told Ilia Trolh. There li hian wbu Mid, one day, I nto hlnianir llerefttter I J Shall not bo biTe t7ipuTh uii Tay i aiglc word thiTlii lie. The truth 111 tell lo each and all, To lilgb and low and creat and amall!" And ao he bravely atarted out, Ilia heart wn alroni; hla aplrlt bold, . Of all Iho thlnta be talked about I The truth and nothing el waa told He acorned the trick of apeech I through which Men make IhemaclTfa adored and rich ' He (old the whole truth nothing more I And ithcn they bore him home that nlaJil, . t Ilia ftec nai battered' up and aoro, And he vaa whaj la caljtd a tlcht, llo'd lot hu job Ma'lrll-nda were lew. Uut lie bad leartiod n thing or two rrom the Clilrago Tinm Herald lllivre Hill, Ua I imll.li. 1 "I wlah now," ahrlcked the angry I young wife. '1 'wlh now, Tredcrlck : Harrlaon, you had married Kdlth Mac-t- mahon tnitend or root TnaVa wBit'I" vHatil" "I nould have married her," yelled the Infuriated liuaband, "only iho v.oulju'1 hate me, and )ou would." A Idl.lMi (Ju.allon. Kind Old Man Ah, Kulug to school bo) at Duet Huh, do we look like we win off to de clrcuJj ajr , , ' ' Inl, onion nnlurr. , '. Chlcngo Nowa Mra. Nelghbora 1 waa Very aorry, Indeod, fo learn it your aad loaa, Mr. llayrli You bare my decpeat aympatby. Mr. llayrli Well, I calkorlate It war rurty aadllke. 1 bad ton ur IbA fliaat hnga In tlijg yor hull toownahlp. u-clght u-clght ut "om'i doador'n n door nail . t Mra Nolgbbora(borriaod) Ilut I waa referring to the loaa of our wlfo .Vti i'.1J'I'lXT.YaaamlBturluu a never' t'e'w 'pear to come alugcrly. An' 1 cudld 'a' ao!d them thnr hogs for WO a bond, tew, llw It llapp.nMl r "Shure, jtd(,e, 01 matoa Klunlgan on th" alhrate, an', ei 01 to blm, aei 01, 'Klnnlgan, docs jcx molnd th" car-r-rldgo fornlnat u?' " '01 do thot,' scz be. "'Tolmo waa, l'lnnlgan,' aei 01, 'whin 01 rode In m own ear-r-rldge,' acz 01. " 'Wld yer mltber puahln' It.'aei Fin-nlgan Fin-nlgan aarcaatlc lolko. AnVwId thot 01 oop an' puahod me flabt Into bit face, plaze th' toort" Daltlmor American. 11.11. r (..(I Dwaatd. Aflor be had klaaed her and preasad her roay cheek agalnit hla and patted her toft, round chin, aha drew back and aaked; "George, do you abar youraelf?" "Yea," he replied "I thought ao," ahe aill "Your face 1 the roughen I ever" Then aha atopped, but It waa too late, and ho went nwa with a cold, henry lump In hla brcaat. Kot "hat aha Muni. I'Mladelphla llullctln. "Ho you have given up your mualc alnco you got married, Mra Mango! ' 'Oh, yes, I aeem to hay forgotten all I ever knew about harmony." I'ollU Allenllo.. ProBpectlvo Doardcr Do I get all tba comforta of homo? Mrs. Hammond Yo, air. Hom made food and an experienced phyal-clan phyal-clan always on band. Hard Work. "I want aometblnk ter eat werry badly, air," whined tbe grimy tramp to the gontloman "I don't know about that," aatd th gentleman, eyeing tbe tramp with dla guat; "but you want a wash very bad ly. Why don't you waih,youre t" "Well' growled tho tramp, ?lf I waabes meaelf, wot'll yor gimme? I ain't a-goln' to," work 'ard ter noth-In'." noth-In'." Nuggeta I When a woman a man turn n'mnod tproajlt ut kr tntef aha will neier ndialt that n Ian t good IooHIdot |