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Show , : TABLOID BOOZE BRINGS JOY TO MAINE; TOPERS CARRY BOOZE IN VEST POCKETS cfl H7 fcSs ' -pU3B-rS AfcCVO ii llwfli W-YJ6SAl"r jfetk c NiK 'ijliSSSSSsW M'OBQfg- Jgfa Wtk fabloid booze drummers are said to be doing a ruatung notunesa In Maine, which is a prohibition state. j5J Silver Phlzzes, pouse cafes, hlgh-Sftnlls hlgh-Sftnlls of any .sort, cocktails or even Just a plain "'handle of suds" may be Mlftiud In coii'b-iiM'd form today in SH Maine. The Webb lap trying to tilt reeP llfiuor oul ot t"' 'uo Tree state Is up against a pretty stiff proposi-I proposi-I Hon. The thirsty ones seem to bo a Ihri-wd etui i r.ifty lot Whiskey tab-bits tab-bits and bc-r I ";". n- are foiling the bnx-cv'l M:'iu" li'-riir.-Hf It is an HHarrel of Ik-it or i-n - ol 2Jsy However. II is quite difficult find a inekt iil i .-1 1 1 1 I -add boilinu rater and serve and most anyone valking ' i u v. it ii'. -treet maj have on Hg person enough comb, used booze jrtB) supply a banquet, but tin' wheriff fgSvouldu't know 1 Mold rum runiiiH i - i' ' 1 1 i k a brisk business! ti Main- Lois i those who are de- end'-tii nn -trom: drink for the main-! nini.'-e ei : in i 1 1 i h and spirits ' fcr'.i pir in :i I "py of the nit- ers am! are i mnl m i Ing private dls-flMBllerleH dls-flMBllerleH their homes Juki SHBhni Is in the t.ib due-.n't seem to nf? Worry' anyone much, as lone as the Htion when piTiduced tastes somc-Bhin;: somc-Bhin;: mh ir.ok; httle like rum. djfBie ehancea are that Hie constlm ynjBements of the tabids are no more. harmful than that which they are supposed to replace. The tablets are sold In little paper boxes and their prices vary A gallon gal-lon of imitation booze could be made Jt the exiense of 63 cents More expensive ex-pensive tablets will make a better whiskey A very fair cocktail can be gotten together for 20 cents A plut of beer with considerable collar col-lar would set you back 20 cents. If these booze tablets prove popular popu-lar and seem to satiate the cravings of Maine's Bacchanalians, the chances are that the blind tigers there will be replaced by Deal little sjiops resembling re-sembling drug stores or confectionery emporiums. Tripping lightly up to the counter the Inveterate booze-holster booze-holster can ask for a "round ol cocktails cock-tails and wrap them up, please." Returning Re-turning home after an "evening 'with the hoys," husband can assure wife i ha i be never even went in a saloon at all Whether or not the tablets make your breath smell and your aOSfl red hasn t boon heard, altho we don't mind saying that thoy would be pretty pret-ty poor Imitations If they didn't. Also, it would bo a mistake to leave them around where the children would find them. The average young one can raise enough rumpus without the aid of a tabloid Jag. |