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Show - - f ''I 4. That the new beauty parlor will be welcomed by the ladies of Bingham That the dances at the Gemmell Memorial Club are appreciated by its members. That the many friends of the City , Clerk are extending him a hearty wel come back to his duties after spending spend-ing a pleading vacation. Thitf there is very little interest taken in the making of a park. That the Chief of Police is not los-j Ing any sleep over his $7,000 suit. That the milk of human kindness is often skimmed we think. That we would like to see Henry Ford take over another government white elephant'', the eighteenth amendment. ' That when you want any printing done DON'T send it out of Bingham. We can do it just as cheap. - That the Bingham Cunyon Meat Co. is running two Meat Special Sales a week. That so many people look for free advertising. That our Volunteer Fire Departments Depart-ments are always willing to go ut anytime. That one objection some women have to married life is that it takes to long to become a widow. That Bingham is infested with beggars beg-gars and bums every pay day. That George Wells has not closed the Groceteria as yet. That any Printing you see bearing the imprint "Bingham Press-Bulletin" is printed at Salt Lake City, and NOT in Bingham. That the Isis has secured the services ser-vices of local musicians. That the Copperfleld Fire Department Depart-ment are keeping their new pavilion dance floor warm these days, the next dance will be given Monday evening. Did It Ever Occur to You That one need never advertise a mistake ones friends usually do that. That to practice what you preach is a motto that could be adhered to more thoroughly. To advise people to buy at home, patronise home industry indus-try and then go out and solicit all the printing that is posstble to get your hunds on and send to Salt Lake is not practicing what you , preach. Get your PRINTING done in BINGHAM BING-HAM That for an evening of enjoyment you should see "CHAKLKY'S AUNT" That we don't come home from Salt Lake with our arms full of purchases made there. , That if you must slap a man from behind, slap him on the back. That Will Kogers said "He didn't want to be governor of Oklahoma." That there we people who are not satisfied with their aha re of this world's gifts, they want all just like a hog . That trouble is alwaya overtaking the man who tries to sneak away iron, it, i That when a man buy. a home he is independent with a car, never. That never in the history of , the "greatest copper camp of the world" has things looked so prosperous as they do today. Building are being erected on every Jnand. That its a good thing that congres-ltveets congres-ltveets in the winter,- the heat fraua the hot air would be oppressive these days. . That any man can have a number of friends if he has plenty of money in a white mule joint. That human nature is a great gam, to play it's full oi fickle, fancies and deceit. . . That there are some women who think they can freeze a man with their icy look. That the head of the Lions in Mid-vale Mid-vale gets more popular weekly. That not all hyprocrites are church members. That a bragging man is a darn sight worse than a nagging woman. That when things go wrong Jack has the sympathy of the whole crowd. That a log cabin often contains more real home life than a magnificent magnifi-cent apartment. That for real fish one should try those pickled by "Doc" and "Bill" That 'if people place their fingers in one's mouth, they deserve to be slight ly bitten. , That there are druggists who are practicially social failures but wonderful won-derful mixers. That his "grandpa" will miss little Jack when he returns. ' That soap is one of the few things that shouldn't be handled with gloves That if you don't want mean things said. Don't act mean. We are as close ly allied as we wish to be, notwithstanding. |