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Show Green Grocer "Have you sny nice fresh eggs today?" to-day?" asked the breezy customer. "Madam," answered the man who had Just started In the grocery business, busi-ness, "permit me to remind you that nice eggs are necessarily fresh and fresh eggs always nice. Moreover, If I have any I have them today. My possession of eggs yesterday or tomorrow tomor-row does not affect tbe situation, therefore " "Humph !" snorted the woman as she started for the door, "eggs are not tbe only fresh things In this store. I'll do my trading elsewhere." Boston Transcript. |