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Show Wf UNCLf BY" Little Willie's Philosophy Mien the llsh Is bliln Wilms, stick lo vtiims Plfl) In' nitut Is hard on the little tellem Hoya will lie boy but girls can't tieer be Ml Hurl's latter Is 111' aweeleel tiimislc goln' laif afore Jer clean happ) er )e nm) I not luf a tall Musi folks awter laf more It's helium iwylii diHlor bills 1hl lallln IdtiiHiw ain't no Initio unit in ef you don't net mi etieuri Tli bar keep a alius Hi' llrnl man I i I if ni the jokes of hla elislimiers When je laf hard, hold )er sides Thin ihe) alu'l im danger of bilalln' I d ruther lie II than president an Id ruiher be honest llisn lre preal-I'elii preal-I'elii II ain't alius llr Im) that spits mi , his ball that ketches two hull-heads to onel 1 lost my Insle fer strawberrlen 'I hey alius hale to lie weeded In sucker llshlii season When n kid plays itiick-on-lhe-rork, he mus' 'sped to git mistook fer Hi' duck iHciislonntly Mn sea honesty Is tho Iwst polity, hut pi set most folks don't seem to bo cnrryln' Insurance Cnrryln' bees by their wlnge when they nln't lookln' Is dangcrou bltness If the bee gits friushua There neier win n game of Indian started that tun didn't want a pall of wuler "right this minute" ijifler makes fat and ml pa'd belter quit It lie ways 203 nrrcdy an' he hnlnt half dune lallln' ylt Rhnkespenre set he's stabbed with after, hut he nln't neier goln' t' git no Ufa Insurance on that Joke. A nnglewum that pomes outen his hole lively whrn a kid's got holt o' his other end, knows hla Mines. Knrlyle set wa kin lell what kind of n man a feller la from hla latter This may lie, hut I'd ruther listen' lo him Jaw In hla wife! Sum lieepul think It's n wrnkneea to laf nt llltle things, keep wnllln' fer elefnnls standln' on their heads an' don' git no laf a' tall! What doth It prophet a feller lo haie snook away from school ylataday nnd played hookle when hla ma ketches Mill 111 If tfl.lllivt lfnHl f, a... , mm at it to-day? Moral It pays lo bo kerful. There's a place t' laf and a placo I' bottlo ,lt iiivwld a., handkercher. iKnorn'nierinoWt'flrh;,,JVilj many a kid fr'm ralln' hla meals stanilln' up. |