Show I r T i I I Ii 1 tl I II I i P Narrow Escape i p leading lady lad stroked the head I I THE I or her thousand dollar doBar bull hull dog clog I I I I have havo seen sixteen sum suni summers sumI I 1 j mers nors she began with a faraway I t I I look Jook The low comedian reached for Cor foran forI Cori I i C I an ax axt t Wow WO ho exploded You mean I ii to stand there thero and say you ou havo have seen seenI I 1 I I I sixteen summers You Yott who played pia rod rodI 1 fil I I I I tho role of grandmother when hea I was waa 4 I I tho the baby bab In that old New e England melodrama 1 You But the leading lady touched him gently on the arm aria Calm yourself Gaspard site she said quietly I 1 merely meant to state that I have hae seen sixteen summers as CIS warm as this one With a humble apology withdrew with his hl ax Noticed It Your wife is certainly outspoken lant she Not that thal I know of I never met any anyone one who could out speak her Much the Same Little Lillie candles quoted tho the moral moralizer moralIzer izer arc are easily blown out Little salaries are arc similar yet et lit dif different ferent rejoined the Iho demoralizer Thoy They are easily blown in Another Kicker Uncle Abraham was as fishing in the mill pom onu For I or the fifth time limo he lie had baited his hook only to find some wary vary denizen n of the sluggish pond had got away avay with the worm Lands sake Marcus drawled tho the old man as M bo ho raked about In the can cnn I dont blamo blame Marsy Margy Roose Roosevelt velt for foi loin doln so much What about pup pall asked his small son i Why vl dis heah system It am a n perfect nuisance I A Hyker There Thero goes gocs an 1st ho fight tIght any anymore anymore anymore more Oh no ho was beaten at his hla Ill own game gaino ga gaHe f I He Made Good Trotter young oung loft college collego a low few years ago he de do declared 1 dared he ho was to forge his way wa to tho tim front Did he lie make good 1 Homor As a forger yes cs lies Hes now occupying a n front row cell in inthe Inthe inthe the penitentiary He H to Blame Boy Bo at depot 10 cents cento let fer yer grip mister Traveler But I h enl any all grip p Boy Well blame mo Inc cause you aint got gal no grip It lt aint a nt my fault Slight Misunderstanding I Do the people of oC this community devote much of or their time to gas asked tho the city broker Naw aw I dont reckon they tho do rIo an nil answered I I Farmer Geeham Ez fur Cur cz cx czI I know they ther aint a in ill th hull township I i A Puzzler I Little Lillie Say pa la this paper tells about a dog being placed on a ascent ascent scent Beon t Pa Well my son what of it Il Little Willie Oh nothing only if Ie one dog can be lie placed on all a tl scent Id Td 1110 to know lenow how ninny many man could bo be placed on a dollar A Slight Jolt Folt Ho It takes nix Ix gen sen generations orations to mako a gentleman you know She Sho calmly Yes s and anti what a pity pit that it only takes one generation to unmake him Heard at the Fair Cono Conic on Cynthia said the bu bucolic bucolic bucolic colic youth nt at the old country countr fair rail seen Geen the biggest calf on oo autho tho the grounds yet Yeas I have lIae Judson giggled Cynthia C over Oel her liel hag bug of popcorn I been heen with yeou till nil tho the thea afternoon a oon The Thi Exception Slow and sure sum remarked the man with tho the quotation habit Is In a good motto But protested the tho thoughtful thinker there Is 16 one thing that can nover ho slow and sure that queried querI ll the quota quotation LIon tion dispenser IA i A watch replied the t t At the Country Co Fair Doing a business eh cli 1 remarked d the man from the city What is ia that you yoi OU are arc soiling selling any way war Blessed If it I know l myself boss whispered the tho faker at aL the county count fair tall it has zigzag lines all It and when whon lien a L woman conies comes up tip I soil sell it to her hel as a skirt pattern and when heui a mUll man comes up tip I soil sell It IL to him as a guaranteed and aud map of Mars lIar Vise Wise Father Time They Thoy fhe say that time limo flies files saul said tho tIm inquisitive one Of course courso I fly fJ responded Father Time If I traveled in an automobile I IId Id always bo ho breaking down ou the lie way y Giving Her the Credit Tom I was surprised to hear that you OU anti and Mrs Weeds wore on In I J had hind no ho idea you ou would marry a widow wl o T I It rt was wa an flu of o her lOI ow OT i iThe 1 I IThe The Woman Question I 1 was vas handed handell another installment of oC the eternal question this morning remarked the benedict tho the answer queried the tho young bachelor My Iy wife asked me inc if her hat was wason on oil straight BL replied the tho ing lug party of the matrimonial part Serious Indeed Lady Lad said the tattered tramp at the tho gate cant yer rel spare me JUt a dime on a n very ory urgent collection What Vhal do clo you call caB a very cry urgent t collection 1 asked a ke tho the busy bus hou houe u wife Why you yer see sec 1 I have just been fined for on an all anoil au oil car cai an Ive only got gol two dys ys to 10 get It together Limited Understanding It docs does strange queried tho innocent in t bystander ot What hiat seems scorns strange inquired the tho innocent bystander That after aller getting a man nina In hot J water a woman cant why win he ho should boll hail over explained the noisy thinker |