Show il I Entertains Entertain 1111 only on I nn Informal affair r for tor Intimate friends that the Just weds wed had planned to give hc but oven that somo work orl And nd Mr Just wed Ww had hod doctored declared most In fact real authoritatively that Mrs Irs Just vc Just Jest should bould not Dot work herself hem elt nIl all out to toa a mule frazzle and be worn to a Ii thread the week treet eek after otter No NosIr Not n a bit of ot itt It I At teat least not Dot while be he was to owing a S or crumb a 0 table What good was a n husband anyway who help his 1119 who out when whon It camo to tho domestic stunt It picas plena Dot ant but It was his hb duty So Mrs Just wed acquiesced cl Just as II Mr Ir J T was leaving the thc office omee rather late to rush homo home and alid help belp kill the fatted calf calt for tor tho Invited incited guests N Oh oh to Think She Sh Choked Mrs Irs walked In She bad for tor forgotten torI forgotten I gotten totten to I get n a dozen of ot tho most odor able lace Inca dollies doilies ever eer used na os bait on a 1 I bargain counter she Just must mu t have bno them to put on 00 the table Mr tr r looked at nt his watch quizzically It was WIlS I very nry late Int Perilously near dinner time But Dut Mra J Insisted So naturally Mr c J followed and carried carded the bundles It was wan at nt least ten minutes lifter after Fix et the tho made their dally of ot offertory to tho ho Gas Can Company Compan and began belan preparation of ot tho evening meaL The Tho time was short before beCore tho the guests should arrive Mr Ir J had hod the beginnings be of at a aIn In grouch ho always did when he was Ol kept waiting for tor dinner Mra J was eloquently silent Her lier taco face wore oro that righteous longsuffering look ot of a n women woman who Is b positive her husband has ban found fault with her ber nn justly Each f och was os trying to remember tho old adage about nb lut silence being golden Dear met mcl Mrs Mra com complained I forgot to get the tho for tor the rarebit today How Bow stupid of at mci Will yon you go out and ond get it Jt for tor me Homer dear dcarr Confound It I 1 Mr r J 3 began In la tones of ot decided Irritation but remember remembering log ing In promptly and changing his tune tunc Of Ot course I will Blossom in just Juat a little while Lets Leto have bare dinner first firstI I think Homer better get tet It first then bavo dinner and drees andl I think that would be bc tho better way Mr r J hesitated a t moment then sumS sum summoned Dool up his hili IK courage and replied I dont think EO so dearest if It I may bo allowed to express exp iS an opinion You see It if I dress first and have bavo dinner and then go to after atter the seasoning why why Ill bo ho all ready to recelo receive the tho guests nod end talk to them If It any should come como bc ho foro toro you ou have finished dressing Oh Ob very rr well then do as you on mopped Mrs J 3 real Irritable and cross like ULc Mr Ir J preserved a n discreet silence So Eo did Mrs rs J Jrr Mr rr J J retired to hIs bis room slowly and began benn to shave In that deliberate minded manner munner that t denotes preoccupation ion tion and mental distress Mrs rs J 3 stormed Into the kitchen and bounced and flounced the tins around shamefully Presently a n silence as of ot tho the desert fell tell upon tho apartment Mr J 3 heard beard no sound Round until suddenly tho ho door banged shut viciously Mr J paused Irresolute razor In mid midair midair air Then ho bo laid it down thoughtfully and listened with every sense alert Not n a sound It was the silence of ot the tomb softly to tho the door of ot his room ho opened Jt it and listened anxiously rhon he ho called But Dul there thero was no reply Perhaps Blossom hod Perhaps she sho hAd been beon overcome by escaping past gast Perhaps perhaps 1 Ho Io rushed into tho the kitchen It was empty Mrs J 3 hAd bad tied foil Mr r J at down l Where could sho have hare Ionel gonci What would he not nOI do In such n a frame Cramo of ot Then Ihen by degrees ho because became calmer colmer Of OC course nothing woo really the tho mat milt matter matter ter with her hor Mayho ebu Just went vent out nut after something She Sho would be le back Mck soon to bo ho sure At all events he Ite would have hn e dinner ready for tor her when sho iSho re ye returned turned There were several spluttering sizzling pans pan on tho stove ston One contained pota polo potatoes potatoes toes another tomatoes and still another some somo sort of or n a salad dressing There much to bo be done Ah Alil I An Ideal Tho coffee cortee made m Ilo yet I ISn Bo So Mr Ir J fished Oshell around In the bottom of ot the cabinet until he found the tile cOffee correo pot rIot Then he be took look the coffee corree can und tilled tho the pot half full Ho lie watched tho the flames piny play about tIle tho bottom bottora holto of ot the pot for tor n a minute or two Suddenly he lie realized that ho fin nn finished Ishell shaving yet Might Just ns as well Mil kill two birds with one ono stone So Eo be Ite got ol his hM razor and his mirror etc elc und and returned to the thc kitchen to 10 take up again the tb white mans dully daily burden V Just ni as I he TIC was shaving nI nicely around the lobe of at his car ear the coffeepot began benn to splutter and fume tume Ilko 1110 ono one pos pod possessed seated eed Mr Ir grabbed It hastily off the stove In mortal terror At this critical moment Mrs entered The Tho sight ISItt of at her better half holt standing with the tho coffeepot In one hand his bill razor In 10 the other of oC his hili face to shaven antI and the Ule other thick thiel with lather lother and his countenance like lile the last la t of or sum summer summer mer and then I proved too much for tor her ber Oh oh to think J she choked Huh hub 1 gasped What you been doing What bavo hn o I been doing What have halo I 1 been doing Ive Ivo been heen to tho the store to get Jet the seasoning what PAC live been b n Ob Oh you ou have Yes Oh I 1 havel I 1 should think ney neyman mon man who cares ono one bit about his bis wife would bo ho ashamed to make wake her Iter do what lie he refuses to do for her h r Youre a n selfish brute so to you rou arc arel Im going bolo home homo to tomother tomother mother Now dearie deane began bejan Mr soothingly ly penitently Dont dearlo met mel melAnd And Mrs Mm rs J flounced out of ot tho the kitchen The devil Mr Ir J 3 exclaimed real pro 1 I I 1 Then Thon bo ho grabbed up the tho razor and put In on the stove Ioe and to shave 0 tho the lathered idu of ot his taco faco with the coffee coffeepot pot poU |