Ogden Morning Examiner | 1909-05-09 | Page 7 | Child Spoke with Authority

CHILD SPOKE WITH AUTHORITY Had Biblical Proof of the Existence of ot Cannibal Cows Cowa Now children said tho the pretty prelly teacher I 1 want you rou all nil to write a composition on the cow You know what a cow Is You know that a cow gives us all nil the tho milk we wo drink Now write mo me something original about the tho cow as you ou know 0 her nothing no thin com corn commonplace commonplace It would take several to print the ha results but bul there lucre Is room for at nt least ono composition compo by a girl of seven sevenA A cow Is a II quadruped having four logs logg and four feet teet Sho gives milk and sometimes sometime has horns but not al always always a I ways Tho The cows baby Is IH called caned a calf and sometimes s bossy When Whon a cow talks she lows A cow co with horns can hook but a cow without horns IB Is helpless A cow is a n carnivorous animal when she Bho has a chance but she ordinarily oats grass if there Is any A cow Is 18 a cannibal If Ir you ou let Jet lether Jether her liar alone for she sho will eat her own I kind ki n d The horrified led teacher exclaimed Sallo May Ma 1 a whore here on earth did you ou get the Idea the tho ridiculous Idea Iden that thata r a cow Is IB carnIvorous and a cannibal You meant to say that a cow Is herbivorous herbivorous vorous or No INo teach teacher er I read ren l It In the Holy BIble Dont you ou remember thoro wore were seven seon fine fino fat cows feeding near a brook and soven soen lean and cows came anti and ate thorn them up p See Genesis nt Teacher reserved decision