Show I L Mr J Discovers a Few Things Under Water l I I rb ho mornIng their arrival 1 V nt at Mr Ir Just 0 1 well wed was up null and about early As irn INI J came caine down for tor she ehe met just In 10 mom 1 ii long walk up Ito bench HAh Ab I tell you Blossom thIs ill Is great lIo be cried It I Is good she cheer ily Well I just guess yes yost Just smell this aIr You can nn almost taste the h salt In It cant you Amid Alii the sea been for tOJ o f II uI tho 1 ln and trudgIng along with the tho waves rollIng nod and curlIng lashIng In antI runnIng wu O lilt lw lie bench nol In a mud wild 11 ot of great Mauhe me ins think ot of flocked In the ot of the Deep and that beautIful line IIno from some somethIng thIng that runs runA wIthIn l sound ot of Its ol Just to pIling rIght In nod nil all I tell you lye Io dreamIng about n a dip In iii tire the briny for tor the halt two Just you rou wait until I get et my ha thlu suIt on Mill from Crom then on 11 managed t to tomake make and Mrs rs J effervescent poetic spasms of oC oro ora oratory tory anent the sea O Its heaving bIllowa and the joy ot of plunging therein lo In n when the line came at last Mr Ir J emerged from his bathhouse to ID nil all the glory nil all the shyness nod nil the of being the ot of I Iy disapproving eyes that u a Oral first appear lure alice ellch season eOliOn Iu In a bathing suit be begets gets Shortly after Mi I J stepped front tier her ho niftIest oil the beauli lu In tier her mies lIew check guilt SIll She gaily as site she trIpped along lii III the sand Lt by sow 01 luegan Mr Ir J as 11 she sile Joined him I want to 10 Upon soil the necessity for tor caution Though be beach appears ri to be perfectly sute with ao 50 maity around thIS the waves ACS nrc strong the You lie be careful and not get ot e And u Wj hy Mrs I J stir lilt I lve been lIeen to the hore I know no nil very Cr Mr Ir J J grandIloquently but you OU never can cantell nn tell you kilo know I you u will be perfectly Cuu Cau you ou Mrs Ir J a before an site he iou sui she re lulled 1 JuSt Jull a little homer or rather I u used 1 to IJ hO ahle lule to hut hunt I Ire forgot en how liow No oh ob nor no InsIsted Mr Ir J IC h you ever testIly knew how to you eon do o It anIn though you been lu In the water for tor years On Once you ou learn IcarD you you never neyr Corl forget t Now I 1 used to lie of the swIm In my dUI Ins ut ot coll e Ill III veil ou turf ture to an say that I tor n a stroke though I lucen In iii Inthe time the for tor two years Alter Altor We have II ro III a 0 bit on tile the here bere Ill show you U how to swim omit the tb Conic Oil luCs go 0 Imm III So haiti lii III Ihl they started the bench Into Illio the sea o Anul ht WO rny tImIngs begat to to U Mr r J Just nl at Ih the precIse o lie hc was Mrs n J IS as to how to the wae re rc Oil tt n Ire UI hI his root foot with n I over ocr overlie lie to lt t set ct just In time to tobe bl be ht h by the next nUll nid nUll amid imp the be bemi lm r J nr mull maul Yen verily he was Mrs rs J at 01 rIght stock still anul Quit So Mr r J quickly out o of the reach ot of the he sat t anti and ec ct hits Injured toot foot saud out ot of othis his left Idl car or and thell lieu honked tOl Mrs Ira J Ab h lucre thero she was In up to her waIst onto the fine That would lIe be a good jo joke her So III ot of his sudden idea Mr Ir J Into Inlo the Water Mrs rs J I lila his I II t he toll hear Var fr r back lInek was to him ns as she JIbe clung to the rope beIng to tossed setI by each swell welI Locating her peat thou lu in runt or of hIm Mr Ir J miller war lila his yes eyes and swain 8 JU rime fhe water wa was clear and Jr and he could set clearly his arms and ontI the whIte pelt bles bleg on the I sandy beach ns as lie ho swam Ot Of Ota Ofa a sudden Ito he sa liO before him n a ot of though b ho hoa a magnified hem considerably lie lu In cacti pulled I with nil all his mIght It at the same time let lel lila hili Own feet rC rest lt on 00 thu bottom to toI I he hi 5 hull lilli I I ca hue tIme Ow o wit tr r I 17 4 e I 1 vl m mj f b c iW n II I VY rt I II 2 P I u I lp 1 fA jJ I j II MJ Ad AdI 4 j m ir irI I 0 C I I hit I ii hI Is Is fec J 1 I Lii I time 0 to lie Ill II I thc lie I mu lug tte ne I or of time the legs Into luto the Mr Ir rose to Lo the surface laugh lo log wIth all bh In anticipation or of Blossoms surprise nt at being belus properly and ond suddenly ducked hut But wet smile froze ou on his face as the waters parted and n a chunky chubby pulling puffin angry face came to the tho surface screaming lustily I ICor for Cor help 1 11 be beg your pardon Mr n a mistake nn and Jut the fat Cot woman was as mod mad as sho aho was wet weL Sneezing nod c coughing J and blowing n a porpoise site sho finally managed to scream Help Help Not o Madame began Mr Ir do calm yourself nod HOh Ohm stormed stormed the tho tn at t lady lody recovered to realize she should bu biu mull nUd aud upon whom she vent her hor wrath Oh beast You tre fresh IJ How lIow dare dore you i Ill call ID my anul 1011 hell thrash b you smI thIn all an Inch or of your life lite Willi VIII I Willi I IConic Conic COllie lucre here Ive 10 been Not ow Madame plene picaso accept m my hum hie bl apologies Mr r J ventured I 1 mistook you OU for my wife and Mistook me for tor your wIfe Ito thundered the tnt fat buy youre oure a worse than I took you for Cor A man who would treat his own on wife that wn 1 Ugh Just JURt then fortunately ly Mrs who hail holl been standing nearby enjoying every bit 0 of It interfered and explaIned and convIncingly that she abc and had been CD playing to tag In 10 Inthe the tho water waler that ho had WId really made an s unfortunate mistake So by the time Will como came up everything was satisfactorily adjusted was truly grateful to Mrs Irs J though os as far ns as Will was con cou earned there thero WO was but occasIon for tor alarum as that Individual was precisely the tho sort of oC a 0 skinny husband n a mIlItant fat at lady ot of the typo ducked might be expected to have bno chosen and dragged to tho altar Moreover Jo kept up the JI bluff Como Come on OD Homer she cried louro j Iti To Tog mo me I If you rou con can conAnd And with on an easy graceful overhead stroke she started away tram from he beech ht for the open sea Mr Ir was appalled Watch out oat Blossom he be coiled called fear fearfully fully Como Come Youre over your depth Come on otter after you OU cried Mn Ir J tauntingly And for tor ho next 20 mInutes Homer dear deor so 60 astonIshed that ho he actually rubbed his eyes to assure Iuro that ito III was not dreaming saw Mrs J mount each IncomIng whitecap with the strong steady stroke or of nn an exp export rt swimmer IS as site he went tent further and nud further out wavIng o a taunting challenge nil all the whIle to to como after her herBut hut But there thero nothIng dear preferrIng to cling to the ro ropes at Ii a sAte distance from the tilt fat ladles CARVEL CALVERT nA 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