Show Today T oday WILL ROGERS ROGERS' AN OLD ENGINEER OUR MONEY IO rY IN sr-i EUROPE MAINE I E VOTES TOTES TODAY By sty ARTHUR BRISBANE Copyright 1927 by The Star Co For Mr Will Rogers publicist actor cowboy and Md philosopher the flying problem Is settled seWed For In Instance In- In Instance stance he ho started from front Beverly lulls Hills in California by air to New NewYork NewYork York city and In irs a day or two he will fly back again A few days das ago Mr Rogers of offered of- of feted to bet one OM of his old friends that President Coolidge will run for president in 1928 regardless of his I do not choose choo e statement Mr 1 Rogers realizes now that his friend could not properly bet and I take Mr Rogers Rogers' Rc ers ers' on a certainty so the bet Is off and Rogers I Is happy Perry Thomas one ono of the oldest most trustworthy engineers on the New York Central was soon to re retire re- re tire tire tire-as as soon as he had saved swed a n. little more money Before Defore the day came a 1 on head collision ended his life and as ns he be lay bay dying In the hospital ho the old engineer desiring to free everybody from blame told witnesses the accident was his fault I He had run by a block signal in inthe In inthe the fog This reminds reminda the public how much depends on the railroad engineers They should be better beLter paid than they are now And they might well re retire re- re retire tire on oil full pay without wailing until age dims their sight and dulls their nerves The public would be willing to pay for it IL Senator Glass of Virgina says President Coolidge has no right to control approve or disapprove Ameri Amen American can loans abroad by private financial But suppose Europe borrows to build up fighting machinery that be sent against his country would that make any difference to Senator Glass Clam And suppose bankers encourage Americans to Invest money in Europ Europ- European ean can bonds drawing usurious rates of interest that may be repudiated later on would that make a dif dU- difference dif dif- ference f Under the Boss convention I political cal cat system Intelligent organized fin fin- finances slices ances get the candidates It wants ants for a a. reasonable price from the bosses Under the primary system the big fellows must buy their nom nom- nominations nominations at great expense spending millions as DS In Pennsylvania and else else- elsewhere elsewhere elsewhere where recently The Bass romeo conven convention lion tion system is cheaper for the big fellows Therefore it will come back S Bolshevism issues a manifesto abolishing the death penalty except for attacking the Soviet government The working day is reduced to seven hours What a a. surprise to to childish Wall WallStreet WallStreet Street financiers who bought Keren- Keren Kerensky Kerensky sky bonds when a child might have known better belter if Russia should work workout workout workout out a government made the safest in the world by doing the most good for the greatest possible number of those co The thing is not Impossible There is no other nation that takes seri seri- seriously seriously the rights and needs of the masses except when forced to do doso doso doso so by strikes or other violence disturbing to the better classes We do fairly well In America by enabling the little le man n to have V his I er automobile radio and savings S I bank a account But we do not take him seriously Dr Barnes British Bishop of Birmingham entering the pulpit of St. St Pauls Paul's Cathedral in London was denounced by a a. fellow clergyman I as a False heretical teacher Bishop Barnes accepts the plain of geology written in the rocks God certainly wrote that story in the rocks according to the bishop whatever may be said about other writings The bishop even accepts the theory of evolution with 95 per cent of other educated men in the world Inge loge dean deats of St. St Pauls Paul's even enn says that the attacks of Inspiration to which whirls St St. Paul was subject were really epileptic attacks Those gentlemen would have been burned alive a a. few years ears ago but that method of curing heresy has been abandoned for the present |