Show P I I I N I LUTE J I SENATOR SE lIC PR USES SL SO L SON L CO CONCENTRATION TION OF PROHIBITION TION FORCES By Cy RODNEY nOD nOD- EY BUTChER DUTCHER NEA tA Service Writer WASHINGTON Oct 13 The 13 Tho new sectional seasonal policy polle of ot the prohibition enforcers which wl aims aIm to concentrate agents at the time and place the bootlegging business is most active e has received the official nat cial endorsement of o that eminent dry statesman Senator J J. J McWhorter The senator has just returned from froma a personal survey of ot conditions In his own state tate so he speaks with authority Much to his own regret his state is not very dry and the wets back hone home have been very bitter against the senator as he I will tell you jou himself The nation well remembers the occasion when McWhorter's ene ene- enemies enemies mies planted a pint bottle in his hip II pocket Even the senator himself wouldn't wouldn t have hav e known it was there if it hadn't hadn t fallen out and end broken in a public place pl ce a I II I find that this sec seasonal I policy polley Is especially needed began Senator in an anin anIn anin in the wet centers of ot my state exclusive interview Much l more so than in Florida where most of o the drinking drinking- Is done in the winter or orIn orin I In New York where most of ot it itIs ItIs itis Is done ground around Thanksgiving and Christmas Down In my old congressional district for Instance I find that there Is a atry very try stubborn wet mi mi- These lawbreakers go in for straight whisky and hot toddles In the winter In order to keep warm arm Then when It gets hot in inthe Inthe inthe the summer they demand plenty of beer and gin to keep them them- themselves themselves selves es cool I There ought oU ht to be a special con con- concentration concentration concentration of ot the dry forces during the tho winter and the summer and If my recommendation counts for anything thing there will be further urther drives during the spring and the fall because our weather out there Is so changeable that during the intermediate seasons first we have havea a a. hot day and then a cold day Sometimes of o course there are nice isice beautiful days neither too cold nor too toil hot but those are the days Ys on which the prohibition of all because then the tle bootleggers aro are very ery busy indeed catching up on production and they are all to be found In their lairs mixing up alco alco- alcohol alcohol alcohol hol with the flavors The fact tact that our people are all very patriotic serves to com com- complicate complicate complicate plicate the problem too They not only celebrate Christmas and New Years and Thanksgiving day but I they insist on paying paring their respect 1 In this mistaken way on the Fourth of o July Memorial day Lincoln's Lincoln s birthday Washington s birthday Columbus day da and Andrew Jackson day fl Senator J. J Boom boom l ter Is ls pictured above e In one of his most embarrassing ln In fact they seem to find an ex excuse ex- ex excuse cuse for celebrating almost any old old day They observe the annual an an- anniversary anniversary of ot the battle of Yorktown York town the firing on Fort Sumter the battle of the Alamo and the fall lall of the In such cases the judges ju es always as have to be sympathetic of course Wh Vh once In my congressional dis ella district a man was as arrested n for being pie eyed and shooting at nt the street streetlights streetlights lights and was released when alicia hen he reminded the Judge that he wa was merely behaving like a true patriot on the birthday of ot President Mil Mil- Millard MIlard lard Fillmore S SC a Naturally I am passing passin all this information along to the proper authorities and It will no doubt be acted upon I I am also suggesting to them a aplan aplan aplan plan of campaign which I believe belle will Ill not only make this seasonal- seasonal sectional campaign a success but which will definitely turn the tide in favor or of ot prohibition enforcement for or all time In my survey I have found that any man who has h traffic with Ith bootleggers at all Is sure to tolay tolay tolay lay in something for his own birth birth- birthday day The Democrats will go 10 dry rather than celebrate the birthday of Benjamin Harrison and the Re Re- Republicans Republicans Republicans publicans refuse to liquor up on the birthday of or Judge Alton Allon B B. Parker but a real wet ever neglects his own birthday You meet similar difficulties when you consider that the German and Bulgarian etc ele elements clements ments never pay any attention to Armistice day and the existence of ot similar complications My plan of o sectional seasonal activity tI as 85 recommended to the enforcement chiefs calls for a a. com corn compilation compilation of the birth birthdays da js of all citizens Then whenever anybody's anybody s birthday approaches the agents will follow him and watch his house and whenever he is seen leaving some someplace someplace someplace place with a a. bottle or a man with witha a bottle is seen approaching his home there will Immediately be one more bootlegger In the tolls toUs of ot the law and pretty soon there wont won't ont be any more bootleggers |