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Show BA. GBOSVENOR SAYS: OUR BUDGET OF FUN. Ternra la an Excellent Spring Catarrh Remedy I au as Well u Zver. tra la a small town. He tried hard to bring the rural musicians Into line, and Tariatj of Quips, Ulbss ssd r l Cusss s K .ulU rtotssiu sad Jetum (mu (Us lids s( Usi Willy toy lays Corroot. visitor at a western school the other day asked one of the lower grade ciaoies this question: "What U the axis of the earth? An imaginary line passing from one po.e to the other, oa which the earth revolves," proudly answered a A Dan. A. Grosvenor, of tli Oluu Family. Hon. Dan. A Grosvonor, Hon. Fatiuui Deputy Auditor for the War Department, In a letter written from Washington, D. C., ear: Allow me to express my gratitude pupil. 'Yes," eaid the examiner, well pleased, "and couli you hang a bonnet on it? "Yes, sir." Indeed' And what kind of a bon- net? An imaginary bonnet, sir." The visitor asked no more questions that day. to you tor the benefit derived from one Wh tha Cl nek tlriA One week has bottle of Peruna. Why do you always start brought wonderful changes and I am now as well as ever, besides being pale when the clock strikes one of the very bed spring tonics It Is "That, she repiied, was an execlh nt catarrh rente Jy. Very at which my first husband Dan A. (Irosvenor, respectfully, Hal P. Denton, Chief National Export Exposition, Philadelphia, Pa., I was completely run down yerltea: from overwoi k and the retRsihilny naturally connected with the exploitation of a great international exposition. My phyVnwi recommend d an extended vacation. When life semed almost a harden I began taking Pethe us of the fifth botruna, and tle I found mjee.f in a nitniai condi1 tion. have since enj jyid the beat of health Almost everybody needs a tonic in S m.e'lurg to bi.ice the the spur.g the brain, and nerv s. invigorate cleanse the bloo Thu Peruna will do this is beyond all question Every- one who has tried it has ha the same experience as Mrs I). V. Timberlake, of Lynchburg, Ya.. who, in a reten; of the following letter, nio.de e "1 always take a dose of Pe words: runa after buimc3s hours, as it is a great thing for tne nerves. There is no betfei epilng tonic, and I have used about all of them For a free book on Summer Catarrh, address The Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, Ohio. 1 1 u-- Some' people Took too "much" upon their religion as a ram sh on life Instead of a fire within ft. Dr. SEorrs. Art Yon lifting Allen KnotlCHM? It Is the only cure for Swollen, Smarting, Burning, Sweating Feet, Corns and Bunions. Ask for Allen's Foot-Easa powder to be shaken Into the shoes. At all Druggists and Shoe Stores. 25c. Sample sent FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted. LeRoy, N. Y. Governor Roosevelt write A stage manager of varied axjfirt ace tells of a rehearsal of the e'she' SOME GOOD JOKES. ORIGINAL AND SELECTED. A Roe jar el I oa Caaraga. He Played. ABSOLUTE Jail If I t ock. "As you know, she said, "my hus band Is naturally a quiet man, but be It. and turn 11? Hne ta EiprMlMfc feet below. Alas! said e neighbor, fallen from bis York World, high "he has estate.' New Her Hay. fractional Praise. Do you know, old fellow. sal Poindexter to Trenchant Penn, tha: last book of yours Unt half bad. Im so glad to hear you say so," replied the delighted author, for yon ere e competent end candid critic. "No, its not half bad, Poindexter nr went on. It la seven-eight- h bad. Pittsburg Chronrs to the said one Boer. If this Yes," answered the Other. promiscuous shooting continues It will take long, hard labor to get the bullets cleared out of the soil so that ws can go ahead raising crops." Wash, ington Btar. Genuine Carters Little Liver Pills. Mutt Bear Signature of See Pse-Sa- ll Wrapper Bekrw, Rear-Admir- al penter GUI . the marine corps. I Brttlah Artsteeveey Blamed. Many people attribute their 5 The complication of recent to degeneracy. The life of luxury does not produce vigor. Indigestible suppers, conatant nerve strain and lack of exercise upset tbe stomach. The blood that makes heroes must come from healthy stomachs H os tetter's Stomach Bitters purifies the blood and strengthens the stomach. It eures and dysconstipation, indigestion pepsia. reverse - Ksaa SPRAINS : sad BRUISES t t It wy mm tfotfetec--ta- pnua dotbljr, or eptratty, or brum, titer it no remcujr koowa tl equal of General Charles F. Dick, In an interview, .la quoted xsaayluff that he felt certain that Senator Hanna wonld again accept the chairmanship of the national committee and would direct McKinleys campaign for St Jacobs Oil fora era FICIPT, SLIE $ A Simple Dadaetlea. Stuper Heres a nice letter for a man to receive! The scoundrel who wrote It calls me s blithering idiot! Teeple Whats his name? Thats Just what Id like to find out; but theres no signature." Dont you recognise the writing? It must be somebody who knows you. Life. Kf: BalVs Caturrh Car Is taken internally. Price, 75o. Usorge Hayford, formerly a lawyer Is a darabl sad in San Francisco and recently a lecBy the collapse of a double twoatory natural earnout-basturer on prison reform, has been held frame house at Seventeenth and State wail aoalXug, lu 1.000 bail by United State Comstreets, Chicago, five persona were in- b I lb. paper pseksgss, mads ready for sw b missioner Shields Jn New York, on a white and fourteen beautiful tints by mlxls jured, two seriously. with sold water. It to a cement that toss charge of obtaining money on false thioash a process of setting, bardsae with aa, x pretenses. Smalts tsl co w retUirar, Pttxn1 Hill and eaa bsooa tad and rsooa tad without washing Balsam Mvr , Most Excellent Servtcs, fl Uikiit4Aaxi. Mi t b4t rur for ootm.' Iftot. St. Nicholas for May Governor Hooaevelt of New York tell What V Can Expect of the American Boy," " , before, but that the very motto it want to have copied and set up on oat walls at home. Beaker "What motto?" Meeker Why, that on sticking right up there: Look out for the crossing! I notice that If I had something to caution me against crossing my wifes whims,, our - domestic - peace wouldnt ran off the track as often as it does." Richmond Dispatch. The Evldeaes of n Bill. A man with a bill! announced the Court Chamberlain. The King was visibly startled. Hs must b a bird! exclaimed hie majesty, thinking of the rigorous measures hs htd taken to prevent creditors approaching the royal person. Detroit Journal Womaea Reason. A that she' never reads a novel through. Pray tell me what her temper has to do with her novel reading? Why, she gets mad at some character in the book and throws It ia Detroit Free Press. ths fire. so UeutMy- - br y Sn4 for thole t u Lul Mikpr ire. Heal! u th ltr . lrt tretur, ItUL, The heart where self has found so place and raised no throne is slow to recognize Its ugly presence when it looks upon It Ch'rV s. Plso's Cars is the lest mediclnt we ever used for all affections of the thro it and lunvs. WM. O. Exdsost, Vanburen, lud., Feb. to, laud, farm of 1,100 acres Is the latest Lawrence (Ka ) project. 100.000 AGENTS WANTED. Men and women, boys and girls, all over In Cincinnati, O., Mrs. Jeanette th United States. Big money. y work. Valuable prires in addition. 'Writ C. U. Adams, who recently shot and killed Marshall & Co., Dept 10, Chicago. ber husband, the agent of the Union blew open the vsllta of tbe Burglars Facific railway in that city, in the of 111., with dynaBank Coulterville, of their two children and her presence mite Thursday night and secured own sister, has been acquitted. 15,000, nearly allJn currency, and esDo Yoar Poet Aeho aod Bara? caped. Shake into your shoes Allens foot-Eas- t, a powder for the feet It makes tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures FOR WOMAN'S HEALTH Corns. Bunions, Swollen. Hot and Sweating Feet At all Druggists snd Earnest Letters from Women Re--" Shoe Stores. 25c. Sample sent FREE. Uoved of Pain byMra. PLlltham." Address Allen S. Olmsted, LeRoy, N. Y. Before 1 Dxab Mbs. PixKnAM In tbe May Centpry, Ernest eommenoed to take your medicine 1 who used to bo known as was in a terrible state, wishing myself WaIf Thompson, from his familiarity dead a good many times.' Every par with this particular form of wild of my body seemed to pain in aoms animal, tells how be started a wolf way. At time of menstruation my nffering wo something terrible. I sereaade at tbe National "Zoo" In there was no cure for me, but thought Washington. after taking several bottles of Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound all Hs who scorns to make little things matters of. conscience will toon be my bad feelings were gone. I am now conscienceless in regard to greater well and enjoying good health. 1 shall Mas. always pralaa your medicine. filings. Amos FkschlKb, Box 230, Romeo, Mich. Mrs. WlaslaWs Soothing rna Overcome .. . Female Trouble ywskUdrsa Sssiliias, tofieat Mt sums, nSaa hr sanilm,ailsrsssi,sufswlaS soils. BsshoSUsDxai Mas. Fin eh a mi I had femal Addison Porter, formerly pri- trouble, painful menses, and kidney -- Jobs vate secretary of President McKinley, complaint, also stomach trouble. About year ago I happened to pick up a Is reported to be seriously 111 In New that contained an advertisement paper York city. Us went there to undergo EL Pinkham's Vegetable Comof Lydia a torgieal operation. pound. and when I read how it had helped others, 1 thought it might help ThslUksrstfOtrttrsIskhri Ws san't maka say bettsr lak ttaa ws do: ws me, and decided to give It a trial. I dost know how ta Ws ssa maka poorer ktK, did so, and as a result am now feeling bulwa woaV Carter 's lak to ths bat. perfectly well. 1 wish to thsnk you for A. EL Frye, superintendent of schools, the benefit your medicine has been to returned to Havann yesterday. H me. Mbs Clara Stixbku, Diller, Neb. nil arrangements for taking tbe No flore Pain aay ' Dxab Mas. Pisun am s Your VegeCuban teachers to Harvard have been completed,' Tbe government will fur- table Compound haa been of much benefit to me. When my menses first nish five transports. appealed they were very irregular, ACENTS MAKE BK3 MONEY They occurred too often and did not handling our household articles. They sell leave tfor a week or more. I always on tight. Big prises given. Writs at one. suffered st these times with terrible C. H. Marshall A Co., Dept 10, Chicago. for several days and would Ninety-fiv- e men. who work os tbe exactly rational at times ateel presses and forty at Lydia E, Pinkham's Vegetable the-- 1 pressed Steel Caf works, Allepound, and menses became regular Mas EL gheny, Pa., hsve quit work, demand j and pains left me entirely. YYlx. ' F Brule, Custxb, ing higher wages. A cucumber --- diffsrsat from ail the various kslsomlnasoa tbs market, being durable sad not stuck on th wall with tits' Alabastin easterners should insist oa having tbs goods lo pseksgss properly labeled. They should reject all imitatkma. Thera is nothing Just as gurid. ALABASTIIIE Prevents much sickness, particularly throat and lung difficulties, - attributable to unsanitary coatings oa walls. It bas bean recommended la a paper published by ths Michigan Bute Board at Health oa account of IU sanitary Isa tales: which paper strongly eoodenmed kalantaloee. Alahasuue ess be need oa either plastered (rails, wood ceilings, brirk or csnraa.Sod any one can brash it on. It admits of rsdisal changes from wall paper decorations, thus scoring at reasonable expense the latest aod best eflecta Alebustm le msnntsrtured by th Instruct! e and Intoreeliug booklet mailed free io ail spplicauU. L. DOUGLAS V, S3 & 3.50 SHOES Vorth $4 to $5 compared with other make. ladonifd hr orr IgOuOgOuO WMmi. high-temper- Meaa Maas Schema, Closefist Blobbs ought Tre had ashamed to, teach his wife Mss. Mouse poker. such a start! Slobbs Oh, theres method in his, Mr. Mouse Whats the matter?" I met a great big hor- madness.. He gives ber an allowance, Mrs. Mouse all rid creature upstairs tflht jumped on and then sits down and wins it A a ehalr and waved her clothes at me back. Philadelphia Record. and screamed so it frightened me alNew York Press. Moods. most to death! is De Cooper a man? la a Oarawa Military gehaal Well, it depends on how hs feels; sometimes he knows nil about everything; other time he doesnt know a BUY A PACKAGE CL Indiana pj thing about anything. JournaL Craall'. Oh, dear! -- - axle-turne- rs ' rrwH hv Th W. L, WurW 4dm o4 terii 1 ihi bottoms Uetped e subBtitat dAiraad to b to food. Your dealer should km riwmM ot w nil and a pa it Seton-Thompso- n, rr ft rr rin Katherine is off Its old costs before renewing. In -- News. development of a country, to Cadet Beckner, Carand CapL H. C. Haines, of Wataoa; Naval Sach is the universal comment of experienced travelers afteFmsklnga trip over the Great Overland Route," the Union Pacific Railroad. It excel in completeness nt equipment, condition of track and spec! of trains, all of which make travel n continual source of comfort and pleasure. All principal points east are reached many hours earlier than via other lines, and consequently at les expense. Therefore, when you decide to go east you should use this popular line, and for further information communicate with H. M. Clay, General Agent, Salt Lake City, Utah. Merely u m 1reretitlnn. "Augustus, why do you drink that strong liquor? Through prudence. Annt Minerva, f suppose you noticed the cherry on the bottom of my glass? I believe so. Well, I love cherries, but they d not agree with me. That Is why take a little liquor as a safeguard."-Chlcag- o War Hladars Africa Kara. A war is a great hindrance Double Trouble e The Cliff Dweller had returned horns intoxicated, and, making a misstep, slipped off the crags and been dashed to pieces on the rocks, hundreds of Brutal Youth. "He's the most ungallant young man I ever saw, exclaimed Mrs. Fatten- furty. 1 don't see how you can say that. He gave you his seat In the car today, urged her husband. Yes," she replied, but when I politely protisted, he cried: "Really, I insist. I hate to see an old lady standing. Philadelphia Press. ' Via .'Santa ter 8, Crosier, aid J30 pq City and return fit Louis and return...., 39.50 Chicago and return 44.50 talked too much yesterday." For sale May 15th and 16th. Final "How was that? "We were at bis cousin Janes, end limit September Wth. For tickets or George took her little boy on hie knees further information, see or address and asked how old he was. Ill be 8 I- - A Benton, R. G. W. City Tieket day after' tomorrow, the child said. Office, or C. F. Warren, General Agent A. T. A S. F., 411 Now weve got to go and buy him Dooly block, Salt birthday present." Chicago - Ttanes-Heral- Lake City, Utah. d. icle. SECURITY. from Maalia, broken down physically from both physical and moral tke effects of the climate:' Lieut. Wal- haviag d. the hour proposed to me, J remember It, because he fell upon his knees just as the clock began to strike, and he bad to wait until it was through." "0, the second one said, "and 1 suppose you can't get over the old feeling you had then that he might change his mind before the clock gave him a chance to go ahead! Yet people say they seem to be such a happy couple." Chicago Times-Ilual- three-quarte- American. gc?& .Lw"" Ahoy need succeeded fairly well except with the cenge. he saya Neither can take man who played the flute Finally the tk ple of the other. When boys be-c-o stage manager became desperate, end men, they will find out that there exclaimed: ar some soldiers very brave in the "Look ber. my friend; you etay out who have timid worlhand proved of this. You're no good, and you can't politieiaoa, and some politicians play ke show an entire readiness to take The flute man calmly looked up end clasees assume responsibilities In and made reply: C12 affairs, but who lack the fighting If I don't play, you dont; Im the Jl when opposed to physical danger. mayor of the town, and I wont giv you a license. Stray Stories. REDUCED RATES e, Boston servant girls read Homer, Goethe and Schiller to noli in tne young 55 553 53 55J5 OgaatS Brakes Dewa. cording to the Army and Nary a lion rrrint of price lor ruma KtovfrK mhus i,E Land width. OOUuLAS SHOE CATARRH-HA- btorf of fmfh or cao Ine. Cat. tfWh Cd, ImAtos, rrvea Y sndCOl D In th positively relieved sod CURED by this wonderfully cleansing antiseptic sad B saling Specific. Fries 25 snd 60 etas HEAD If are st ynar rrxi on4 to BatwaU Dreg Ca, Waawre Aossla. Uam. C4s a i. tEifdHftensEr.s!:.3 mom water Uui mjf hjdrtttiHe rmm. lOfrot btfih fur oeb foot of IiMr fi fIL l lurh. 4xioiaiD Ir AUu, 7 I fil puutf I I I X0i0tu 9 W01TT WATKR LOO. SltVEBbTOhd, Msw York RIM PUMP CO., I2S UbsrtySf., Books Staioncru ' Periodicals. Ululi font lURilBft, urBlto. iftooi d lift books, WblM.oftH'W tpfitrftoMtKHfluFpu rd 4 d Mfrtvtd butimwa 4 whwf pMi ststlOftsrT t, remra stall- fire - - A. K.- Uarga S I Sal Uaia . fchud hles sujem cunt nf it. o. prod birodinfor ProtradiDf b Thi n ffii form r eorod bjr u- - t moUture md i Pd ioankofPilRomaf htop (trhinf end Wiling AIjbo.. tuteortsjh-TtwriIbb from. Writ droffgisto orMut iy Jgrtt h iikLkwAlJiflilUdfcPl m bwt font I r'HHENSlON. I Is klCkrOKU, Wssblngtoo. D. Cm they I I will rneelvs quick repllra M tlh N H.Vols Suff fifth Corps pf.it must CUlBSSiauII7 nDnDCV'n mscovEiir, ivs Jh I aakmilvfan4raresworet SJ raws, itaukuf Wwiimnnlaisswl la itsliv treatmaaS rxxx. boss s s, so u, os. Has tuui well-inform- Cure sick headache. !5 The BmI Saddle Cxa K5 to A - fI SHEEPMEN. Write mr'nw.rket reporturm rheen and tom to, Tour torirewtoniftr?UUU by lautui 4 BOOTK, the only KecImiw the to4 mpnv beep utorkita the wuria. fc.saCUj btodt Tarda OTT, OTtCM.O(o tore, th ( rethlP.rtlentsni free. Addraaa TtiiauafiutKoiLco. lUeovtilo, Iowife B'W 0(1 W nil of tr'r silt wetrtt A4 UU Iaas. S Cough ujrup. 1 ..'O. (a. Hi. Cl In l"- - HaM h. 'IrrrTim. Nc. IS. 1900. Salt Lak 1 PfSCilfflS FfE3. THE ROUND TRADE MARKS ARE VALUABLE. Me. f A Complete Premium List scnt on application to FRIENDS OATS, MUSCATINE, lOWAa Pasts of th Casa. hl 1 understand that Banker B astir was really the victim of people whom he had placed confidence. I guess It Is so. Poor man, he w more skinned against than skianlnf Indianapolis Press. 4$ R$ AKD ECRSEtf EH. KOWTOCBRIH Valli2tl8 Th f V FIND premiums. Yortloa. "What are the small vices of John? "The small vices of man, my dea are the ones we have ourselves; t! large ones are those we see In others Richmond Dispatch, to SLICKER Aet both rider and Mddte perfectly dry ta the hardest Horn. Substitutes wiStdlsarpotnt Ask for EhsA brand Situkes it is entirety new. If not for sale la to for catalorm your town, write A. J. TOWER. Boston. Mas Kw FRIEUDB' 'OATS.'MD Bravery is the chief virtue of A soldier. If a cannon ball blows your bead elf, even, you must bear this In mind, Heltere and not lose your hegdl Welt Boat of Booommowdatleoa. Is that cement any good? asked peddler. prospective purchaser of "Any good! was the reply. "Wh yon could mend the break of day wl: that cement! Weekly Telegraph. Aluminum Coffee Strainer. H. - - . Th Part H tlkaa Bret Dont you admire Miss Bang's I under- lib as s pianist? stand. "Oh, yes; so much that I always "Contrary? Why that fellow has to to come Into the room Just as she hist to get fat" Judge. isbee. Philadelphia Bulletin. EridM' PoditlTB Plgley Is very- - contrary, - , Aluminum Combs. j, Silver Napkin Rings. SCISSORS, Sterling- Silver Coffee Spoons. , Embroidery Scissors. Sterling' Silver Cream Ladles Gents, Stag1 Handle Knife. Sterling Silver Sugar Spoon.-Sterli- ng Ladies Pearl Handle Knife, Silver Bon-bo- n Spooa Boys Jack Knife, Olive Silver Spoon. Razors.. Sterling Books for Adults, Young People and Children. fl i," |