Show 3 I So Dope j rOOT I lrE HUCK E Of oC Notre Noire MR Ii Dame has written a n football book called Coaching In which he tho the game of all mystery hocus and what have ha you jou ou Mr proceeds to show by agile phrases and leaping leeping charts business of coaching Is no more than coal mining paperhanging pa pa- per per hanging or running a n freight elevator ele It seems that Mr Rockne s se secret se- se secret cret ret consists largely lan el of oC hard work veil ell conditioned athletes Intelligently Intelli gently formulated pla plays s end and a minimum of ot cheer leaders Mr Rockne would do world at I largo large argo a noble favor Cavor by b taking hold holdt oC t football rules and shaking them ambiguities and lear clear of ot triple-ply triple lined Cur Inconsistencies 8 that make malo th hm m about as easy to lo understand understands is as s an oriental time Most of oC the football rules mean nothing and many or of them mean less ess depending depend In on the political leanings of your jour our Aunt Emma and situation really whether hether or not the lead 1 calls alls for a n spade I An onside kick for instance is not an un kick when the goal goalposts goalPosts ln In weeping posts I osta are decorated n C but on the other othe hand a aI for Tunney over Wills Ills change the complexion of things altogether alt ether On shift elft plays you are told tId t ld players layers must come to temporary command of oC ref- ref mil break at tree rec stop at all grade crossings and nd never neer make fun of oC a wheat and nd planter corn from Iowa In days day before forward pass football was not cluttered up with amendments Injunctions and self self- lubricating protocols When halfback f galloped I d over pulsating 1 ribs of opposing o guard g they hey didn't send for rules book They sent se for ambulance This old fashioned old fl form ot or au- au autumnal homicide may ma have been harder on athletes but it was easier easter on spectators who de demanded de- de demanded their touchdowns raw sudden and without legal complication cation Not ot one out of oC a hundred knows what Its It's all about when official stops tops play pia and spaces off 15 16 yards and generally the official Is 18 Just taking a 0 little exercise for himself anyway |