Show e TOM SIMS SAYS YS Half the worlds world's gold C ld Is in the tho United States now and dentists are trying to t put it Into teeth The wheat market goes boes down dOlln and then it recovers ra But Dut all tho the wheat growers growers' don dont dont don't t recover f Some girls are so to unlucky Chi Chicago cago ca o man was WIlS run over by an auto the day before his wedding And An two bricklayers fell 40 10 feet In to Chicago But Dut this Is la no sign their th lr pay Is coming down Some o a C hope every day will III be Sunday by and by and others are afraid arnld that It will Heres Here's somo some striking news for today toda About matches aro are lighted every second in the United States A young youn lady lad tells us she unpacked un un- unpacked un- un unpacked packed her fur coat and moths were making the fur fly I There Is no sign eign of relief from the cold weather shortage Lost Lot sleep la le hard to find Some of these these- pensive girls are just juet plain laz lazy Taxes may be reduced next year That That's only natural They cant can't raise them If l we cant can't cantAn An idle Idt rumor can cause causo as ns much c e about tho the house as asan asan I Ian an Idle roomer Why liy y 1 shouldn't the weather eather be bo discussed more moro often orton than any other subject Its It's the closest to us Some young people may not go goto goto goto to church tor very often orten but Just the same Rime they love one another When hen you jou OU see two men In to the tho front seat scat and two women In ia the back they are aro married If It music Is the language of love saxophone players are re rejected re- re rejected Cop Copyright right 1925 NEA N A Service Inc t |