Ogden Standard-Examiner | 1927-02-17 | Page 4 | Barbs

00 Tho Arkansas Arkans legislature Is try try- trying Ing to find but when II a e pup pui be- be becomes becomes becomes comes a dog They rhey ha haven't got around to that one ono about the hen and the egg yet but they're pro pro- progressing greasing gressing legislators Pennsylvania legis- legis would have to wear high hats frock coats and striped pants pant it a measure In 11 h that state passed Wed We'd od like hike to see ace th the women law law- lawmakers lawmakers makers If It that proposal got by ichabod Crane Crano died too to rO young for tIe the New ew JI o legislature but hut the members are arc ar trying to make up for tor it now with witha wit n a law providing that all aU beds be b seven feet long and all aU awnings awning seven feet above ground Maryland my Maryland Is In the throes of legislation to 10 protect prote I green crabs and sponge crabs crab all And aU all this time wed we'd thought all alt the sponges had moved to o Toronto Carolina Carol legislators are ate turning their fIre o on potting petting Undoubtedly a a taw law la would stop this practice They're There fighting In Nicaragua bu but that's a neutral zone so It doesn't count With all that publicity Charlie Chaplin ought to 10 be a success In Inthe Inthe 1 the movies The navy y proposes to make tho old frigate Constitution a floating museum Better HeUer keep It handy we wo may Inay need that boat some somo day da G a 1 i Chesterton suggests a Statue of ot Sherlock Hoime be erected In I England We Wo might pay the same Bame honor lonor to Sonata Walsh Copyright 1927 NEA Service Inc I no