Show America Is leading the world In Inventions says a II Boston Doston protes- protes protessor protessor sor Its It's true But Dut theres there's stIllroom still stillroom room at the top for tor the man who will wilt devise a zipper for mens men's vests We have havo plenty of loud loudspeakers ou speakers but very few soft sort ones You can send a photograph by telephone but a I fortune awaits the man who patents a II method to tomake tomake make people look pleasant and b be natural while Its It's being taken And one ono of these days when Mr Maxim has a I time Ume on his hi hands why doesn't ho he turn hi his I atten attention lon to the tho saxophone Great decrease In crime Is an- an an In Ohio The penitentiary Is so crowded that no more prisoners may be admitted It wont won't be bo long now until our ou stage and screen Apollos will be acknowledging from every bill bill- billboard billboard bill board that they love to see I a II woman smoke a I Too roo many love affairs aro are taken i to court Instead of to heart I 1927 echo ot of Davy Crocketts Crockett's i famous maxim Bo no sure youre you're tight then go ahead Three hundred and seventy seventy- eight already havo have been seen In Chicago this year When It comes to dressing In Inthe inthe lithe the height of ot fashion no woman wornall can outstrip our flappers Copyright 1327 1927 NEA Service 00 00 |