Show f Today Lincoln and Edison Poor Poor Ioor 1 IS Billions In One Brain BrainI Not Profitable Uy By XE Copyright 1927 by The Tho Star Company Thomas Thomaa A Edison last week cel- cel celebrated celebrated cel the end of ot his first SO 30 useful years earL is s show a face tace keen keon alert Ios eyes clear as aI they were 40 years ago fo lie has haa had one advantage for tor many yoal years deafness saving him from the nonsenSe tal talked Iced about him Ho Ire Is in with one on possible cx- cx ex exception the tho th greatest living Amerl- Amerl American can ClIl Saturday was the day da o of Abraham Lincoln born years cars ago No telegrams of ot lation congratulation 1 can reach him hint But lie he still lives on this thi earth In the tho tb hearts o of a hundred million Americans I Ile He and Washington have stood the test t st of ot time as no other Americans Americana In history have stood it IL Ferrero quotes a wise old man man- mandarin's man darins darin's reply to one prAising the French rench revolution rC It Jt was a great revolution but let us waita walt waft II a little while before we w decIde how good or bad It was No o need to wait walt for tor A decision about Lincoln lie He died to make men tree free to keep brothers united and greater lovo love hath lath no man manthan manthan manthan than this that ho he lay down his life tor for his friend I Beware how you sell this Wall Wallstreet Wallstreet I street short William C Durant who knows about speculation and anI I was going to Europe decided to stay slay home and see seo what happenS What happens may not bo be cheer cheer- cheerful cheerful ful tul for bears Today's bear Is like lIko a fly on fly paper hoping he can con crawl to toI toa toa I II a spot less sticky less sticky You remember the Wheeling 6 lit Lake Lako Erie Erio grand opportunity to get rich selling short Wheeling heeling went from 27 to then back to 66 CC then up to It was a terrible financial Charleston Then Ihen the poor bears certAin that something had to go so down decided to sell ell Baldwin Locomotive abort hort It went up eight points Dont Don't be bo a bear just now You may many be bo bucked oft off and break your heck Th The rhe police of ot New York lockup lock lockup lockup up producers producer and actors of ot shame shame- shamefully shamefully fully tully disreputable plays playa Audi Audiences I encee that knowingly go eo to such performances should also be locked up Actors and managers have havo modern a-modern a modern excuse they snake mako money The Th audience lacking that excuse pays pas for the pleasure ot of wallowIng In filth Fortunately a i a-i President Ansell of at Yale says Filth lIth will not be tolerated and In the tb end it if It can can- cannot cannot can cannot not pay LIving In a pigsty becomes tire tire- tiresome tire tiresome some The Th normal public mind demands fresh ruh water not sewer sewer- sewerage at age But Dut that le Is I no argument against jailing those that dIs- dIs dIstribute distribute dis tribute s sewerage Roy W Howard Howard buys buys bus the New NewYork NewYork NewYork York Evening Telegram from Mr Dewart and will make mako It go so Years ago aso James Jame Gordon Ben Ben- Bennett Bennett Ben nett wit wit wit- the th Telegram stopped Its publication In one of othis his moods mool This writer cabled to Paris asking a what ho he would would take tor for it It lie He replied that since somebody wanted It he h would start It again and offered the be would would-be purchaser a job at 12 12 a II year considered good pay In those days The president of Mexico after atter burning tho homes of those that had bad rebelled and protested against the religious laws announced The The Catholic uprising Is over That may be premature optimism Men will fight ficht a a long lone time tim for i religious beliefs and religious lib liberty erty Good Queen Marie Marl thinks Henry Ford will help finance her plan for tor a II new Rumanian capitol C I The good rood queen does not know our Henry Ford very well Ho Ito I is Interested In United Slates States affairs exclusively capitol A Ad As for tor tb th new capi capi- tol for tor Rumania Humania that nation vilh Its many Internal tights fights will do 0 dovery dovery very well It II It suddenly doesn't find tho the capitol of ot Rumania trans trans- erred transferred to Leningrad on tho edge of that cold Russian n river |