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Show nmi budget or mm. BOMB OOOD JOKKH, OniOINAL AND SULBCTBD. Iluw lha I'oalt !,, CSwt lu.u.pl. Wui Jtamtal khnpllfllus lllutlrtlM -l-iionih !,!,, lw lo Jlora 'rorl.nl atrtlca. Haw the Totlt Krrp Coot, The snow Is falling fast today, The Icebergs ere In bloom, the hall and lctl with rapture beat On boutelop. tree and totabl lhe wild wind whhtile fancy free Willi fierce and cutting forcei Old lloreas howls so merrily TI winter time, of wiurnel And, oh I The MVet wipes his brnw and says. "I feel must cooler now I" Max Seher lha Nenrrhtr l.amritl. I know a maiden who Is fslr. As far as foim and feature go; Her father la n millionaire, lint eho can ne'er be mine, for, oh, Aa I was riding yesterday Wllh my head bent o'er the handle bar. He suddenly got In tho way I was so near, now I'm so fsr- An InttMiiltlnat llomant, "I am going away to kill tnyselfl" tried the heartbroken young man as tho beautiful maiden slammed tho door otter him. "Just my luck!" growled the footpad, foot-pad, who had been waiting In the aha-dow. aha-dow. "What' Iho use askln' him for his money or his life nowt" nhoii lulus'. Mure ImiKirUnl (Unite. Bbo-"You'ro n big, able-bodied fellow, fel-low, Why aren't you nway flghllns for your country I" Ilo "Oraclous, goodness! I guess you don't keep very well potted. Didn't you know tbst I had been chosen aa nna of ibo members of Iho team lhat Is to represent our golf club In the match game ngalnst the Huxcgos next month!" Ail Ordinary lUnUliln. She's gono away to stay until The early autumn days, Where the winds blow cool and o'er tbo hill There ever hsugs a hsie. She lolls at ease from morn till night, Whllo I must toll away Hut tbo worst Is that 1'vs got to writs Unto her every dsy. A ftlnw Utthoil. Wllbcrforce "I'oor Dawklna has committed sulfide, did you say? When lid It happen?" TIIIIngbatt-"Well, It hasn't taken effect yet. The method he cbote Is rather slow,'" Wllberforce-"What method did he chooseT" Tllllnihut "Ho has gone to Worn dike after gold." I m,l. In llake liar lllua, Mrs, O'llrleu "I'hwut's t'o mallher, Mltlhrets OToole, Ihot makes you luk so bluet" Mrs, OToole "An' It's bad luck to me, MUthress O'llrlcn, I'at's supper Is glllln' cow Id, an' worrud has Jlst been brought from t'e quarry Ihot l'at was Mewed oop, an' bat not como down till ylt. l'at Is so t'ortless had cess to blui." Ull Trut. Cocvlct "What makes you think I am a golf enthusiast!" Visitor "You are to attached to the links." Up-to-Date, Horrible. "Say, If Spain could only get bold of ibo man who discovered America! She'd do worse than Jail him now," "Heavens, yesl I bellero they'd force blui tn succeed Bagaitol" |