Show Today T On tm II On I One n DOIn Last News Is It oo lYes Yes Ve tho Iho Soul In 10 JO Yours 16 lb Billions B ARThUR XI B Copyright lOlL 1937 b by the Star Co l Nineteen hundred and twenty twenty- twentysix twenty six six is dead the good gold And bad bad ad of oC 12 months month will bo ho part lart of oC history The bells belie sang J anI horns bOIna blew and bootleg r whisky was drunk Friday midnight Hero Is 17 1027 more for Cor a a Li new nOW start Millions will 1110 ke good resolutions many will Ill tall fall Other millions wilt will 11 proudly s-c- s re refrain train trails front from good sool resolutions andR anda and a much bigger percentage ot of them wilt rail fall Even Een the weakest of ot us should at lf t desire desiro and try to do bet bet bet- ter Nineteen twenty six has baa been a good year bringing prosperity to the tho man many man progress ss In science selone no great calamity above boye all nil no ty- ty tug U up with Europe's world lorld coui I or league oC of nation nations and anil none In Insight insight insight sight I-ast I minute ne news a Is Ia satisfactory satisfactory to tory Uncle Sam thanks thank to Secretary Jollon ellon will stop toll putting poison tn in Industrial nic scattered sit all allover allover over the nation Into nt humans should know better than to drink thu tho stuff Bluff tor at-tor nf- nf atter tel ter bootleggers have labelled and corked It in handsome bottleS But the will drink It and to pol pol poi poi- poison son aln weak brethren from whom you have forcibly taken ken comparatively harmless beer and wine seems harsh By 03 order of oC o President Coolidge Uncle Sans Sam will curb lila Ills riot rial In Nicaragua Ito He may abandon the which would of course coune be used to keep the American congress and people Ignorant of ot what goes on ln lean Meanwhile willie we are getting our our our- ourselves selves disliked amon among southern neighbors with our talk about r seizing Nicaragua ports to pro teet American property Russia American property all aU of o It Wo 0 didn't try tr 10 to occupy Ru for tho the good goO 1 reason that Russia wouldn't n let us Why pick on little Nicaragua 1 I 1 Dr Pr 1 Curll Curtis astronomer tells tell Philadelphian meeting ot of sel scientist n- n nU U II that study tudy ot of r apace him tho the soul 1 Is I immortal That's an Improve Improve- Improvement ment on the astronomer who said he bad had swept s nil space with IsIs his telescope and found no sign or 01 need of at a God Goll 1 Dr Curtis thinks it Iy Able that souls creating such l masterpieces a as Handel Handeli Largo or K Keats heats Odo Odo to Grecian Urn should be doomed to annihilation 0 or the be Product of ot mere chemical Interaction of lC molecules molecule That Is not a a very convincing argument for Cor Immortality What about the Grecian urn itself U it- it itself self or the color and perfume fume or of ora ofa oa a violet They go o back into tin tho earth annihilated Charles apart from the assorted revelation of ot various religions offered d the most con con- con convincing argument In lit favor tavor ot of ins ins- mortality All human beings long Ion for tor it attractions aro arc proportion al at to destinies The Tho power that creates us u does doc not deceive u us would not make us u long for tor that which aye ivo 0 are des dee destined tined lined never to pl possess ss The Tho country owes thanks to Con Con- Con Con- gressman ot of Oklahoma who alka alks common sense on all air ships and opposes squandering t millions on OJ battleships battleship that would ba bo mere snore targets for fr air all bombs Mr McClintic says sa-s truly JC 11 We have another war at we sie shall have to do what we did In the th i tIc last last tie our battleships battleship up in a i river Representatives vu of ot Arizona Xe- Xe Sada va la and California were trying recently to arrange on mi on fair terms i for or use ue and d division ot of water and power front from Boulder dam to P constructed on ln Arizona territory Arizona demands six dollars a i year per electric horsepower Call Call- forum fornia wants ants to pay one dollar Either price em seems cheap to those tho that have llave IC ever kept a a horse or bought electric power r at the pro pre prices price per er kilowatt hour The three great states should I agree promptly realizing that what hat counts is not a few Cow millions of dol dollars lars that ono one state attic Dla may get from l the other but the inconceivable benefit that the Boulder dam darn will confer conCer on all three of o the states slates tate and the tho nation That dam will ril provide enough nough water to cover one ono foot toot deep deell 42 square quare miles ot of the earths earth's most fertile land lands now pro lion In power and Irrigation the tho threat great dam will Increase tho the na- na Dalion's no lions lion's wealth by fifteen thousand million dollars dollar in the first ten n years after its Ita lt completion nearly nearl double the amount that Europe Europi owes us and It will wilt continue III at a that rate forever There Is plenty or of prosperity for Cor toi alt nil the states In that magnificent project and none should hould oI oppose poe o or 01 dela delay It |