Ogden Standard-Examiner | 1926-08-14 | Page 5 | Barbs

BARBS ARBS By Tom Torn Suns Sims Politician lead leads eada a hard life lite Never Nevel knows whether to lIt alt lt on the water wagon waSon or on the fence If we ever eer get flet rich we are go- go going go going 0 ing to hire some dentist to let us bite his th thumb mb About the only thin thing you can get tor for nothing Is cheated Morgantown Ky minister was hot ahot while preaching by someone who should have been listening One Is fe born every minute but quadruplets are needed Diamonds Diamond coat cost a lot of money but they last a 8 long time It If all the auto autos In the United State were 1 placed laced end to end It t would be Sunday afternoon Had a a big flood In Mexico Be- Be Be Besides sides Ides damaging property It ex- ex ex extinguished of New phonograph 1 Is an tm- tm Im Improvement provement But It Isn't l nt perfect The darn thing will 1 play after I mIdnight I The finest thing about having a long along long summer eummer 1 Is la It cant can't be winter until summer eummer Is over Isn't the tho way the trouser look so much as the contents of their Iso pocket Copyright lilt 1926 NEA NEA Service Sel Inc