| Show Carrying Bundles Is Bane of Don s Life Hurry zen frY Leisure Is o d kAtip 4 I t t 9 7 os g 7 1 TC y t x 1 c l B Ey y DO DON Copyright 1926 New York Tribune Inc HAVE often oCten thought I would I like to bo be b a soap bubble bubblo but butof ot of course somehow more moro perma perma- permanent perma- perma permanent nent neat A soap bubble bubbi goes through life lito about right It has no fingers to get mashed it has nothing with which to get IndI- IndI IndIgestion it has no spectacles to polish no false falsa teeth to take out at night and it has no bundles to carry And It never ne has baa to hurry It it just drifts along alone BU I LU c In tact fact I would be be ot of otI I never n ver had bad any bundles to carry and it Ir I never had to hurry Yesterday mornIng when I started to town it was rainIng and I had an nn umbrella a a rain rain- oat overshoes overshot and a n brief case I II I During the tho th day It stopped rain rain- lIng tag lne And durIn during the th day I rain rain-I had hadI I to buy several things to brIng home on the tha By DY the ot of the tho afternoon I felt like Joe Jackson tho tramp bicyclist apart whose bicycle is constantly falling failing apart and who drops ono one piece when he starts to pick up nn- nn another an another other In tact fact most ot or my life liCe I feel like Hlee Joe Jackson JacJson My Idea ot of heaven is a place where I would never have hav to carry any any- anything thins any thing and never have hav to hurry burry It If I ever became a Do millionaIre I shall never touch a Do bundle I Ishall Ishall Ishall shall be accompanied at nt all times by six nix or eight caddies to carry any po packages whIch may to attach attach- themselves to me meAt At least there thero will be the paper r for them to tote and ond on Thursdays The Th Saturday Evening which two of ot toe tie caddies can divide On rainy days there wilt will be bo caddies ready r adY to spring pring for tor tormy formy formy my umbrella and overshoes at the first sign tien of or rain cessation I would rather 1 have o e the luxury ot of never having to carry anything than Ihan to own a yacht anti and a string or of motor cars cau Oh Just to stroll down the street and look in show windows with no packages to carry CANE C AND AD Perhaps the reason that a Do cane and a II monocle are to some rome extent the badges of or a gentleman Is that they si that their owner has ha to carry and engineer and worry about One On would woul l I hardly attempt to take tak home hom a spring chicken or a velocIpede under his hi arm it H ho had a cane and a monocle to look aRcs after be- be be besides sides aides But Dut I wouldn't want even the cano cane and the monocle In fact fashioned old fashioned specs with buggy bu shafts harts behind the tho tb ears cars are almost more bore than I cnn can stand tand I have a acano cane and Mrs Herold often sug- sug suggests goats that I take It along but I reply that I do not want the ro- ro responsIbility re responsibility Perhaps the th most trying moments of my lire life were those spent taking our dog doe out for a walk walle around Gramercy park lark on rainy days dILYS when I had to carry an umbrella and hold 1011 the chain at nt tho the 8 same annie time And wear overshoes I hav haw have suffered I TOO MUCH 1 Hurry is another of humanity's turfie Or at any rate one ot of I i It Is our favorite form Corm f r emoke screen In tim thi country A lot of ot people who who can do noth- noth Doth l 4 Inc ing else thu do It In a II hurry We send telegrams when we wo might as aswell well w write crite rite letters and most moat of the tho letters we w wrIte might just as aswell we veil bo be let go co entirely Most matters could be bo taken talen up fully as well next summer as now But Dut e Ie e have the Iho hurry hurl or wire live superstition and anI we waste wast nn an awful lot of energy putting up an appearance of ot energy Most busi bust business bustness business ness men ruin their day by nn- nn an their mail mall the first thing In the morning mooning instead of or letting It BO go until tho the last thIng In the evening or letting it go co altogether Why should mall mail be answered the tho fIrst thing In tho tha morning just be- be because because be because cause It arrives the tho first thIng thine inthe In the morning and just because ate ate- ste havo have to have havo some some- something tome tome-thine thIng to do during the th day After ACter all nil what's the tho hurry It you run run to a Do tiro firo you snake makia a 0 big biff mistake It Ir you walk to lo a afire afire tire fire it will be a n better tire fire when you get set there Either that or you will meet tho the fire tiro department on the way back and thank yourself your- your self elt tor for not running to another wisp of ot smoke or false alarm The Tho big fires tires tako take their time It It has been said lId that time and tide wait walt for no man but there thero Is always another tide tomorrow so why i tides Ot or course a II fire tire department ought to attend fires tires as promptly as possible but a fire tire depart depart- department department ment is tor for hurry and really does doea not hurry much muth Hur- Hur Hur vying and getting organized for hurry are two different things It takes months to build an automo automo- automobile automobile bile fire firo engine and to train n a fireman to slide tilde calmly down a pole There Thero is a lot ot or deliberation deliberation behind the rush and hulla- hulla hulla-balloo hulla balloo or of o tire fire fir fighting Br nE E LEISURELY Being leisurely Is the tho heIght ot of luxury Some folks are arc just 1 bela- bela leis leisurely ls- ls rely and tome some hurry and hustle nil all their lives in order to make a million dollars so o as to afford to 10 go gC c out two afternoons a week weel and put up a II pretense or of o beInG leisurely on a 0 golf colt course Even thero them somebody will yell ell Fore Foreit ore If you stall along alone too comfortably So the only way to be leisurelY Is to be leisurely right richt now right where you are arc it If you can get getaway away woy with it |
